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LADY SAW PAN DADDY ENGLISH INA NOVEMBER

A WHA DO DEM TWO LIKKLE BWAAY YAH DOE

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“After sleeping with our house MAID, I cry when URINATING! “- 13-year-old boy

I am a 13-year-old student form [Unrevealed] School and I have been having s*x with our house helper and I think I have a s*xually transmitted disease.

In the beginning of this year I had s*x for the first time with her and I enjoyed it a lot. I have become hooked to s*x with her and I often run away from school just to enjoy s*x with her before my parents show up.

Recently I realized I cannot urinate without going through pain, I at times end up crying in the toilet and have even noted a pimple that has some puss on my private parts.

I am in so much pain and do not know what to do since I cannot tell my parents, they will definitely kill me.
Please help me, because I can’t bear this pain anymore. Which drugs can I take?
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After sleeping with our maid, I saw my dad’s PANTIES under maid’s bed

I’m a 18-year-old guy who is still doing my diploma at one of the colleges in town. A lot of my friends always talk about their s*xual encounter with their girlfriends, and that forced me to be eager to know how nice s*x is. Since I had been so close to our maid, we started hugging and bathing together when my parents were not around. Eventually we started having s*x.

My problem is that last week I saw my dad’s pant under the maid’s bedroom. I just brushed it aside but I have never heard my dad arguing with our maid or being harsh on her, so I almost got convinced that they could be seeing each other. Yesterday I saw at least 2 messages in my dad’s phone that my dad had sent to our maid. I didn’t manage to read them, but they were sent to our maid’s cell number. Should I confront our maid, or should I tell mum that I saw the messages?

JAH CURE TO PERFORM FREE IN KENYA DUE TO PROMO MIXUP

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Jah Cure to perform on Sunday AGAIN…concert is FREE

Wednesday, December 12, 2012 – Jamaican Jah Cure will be performing in Nairobi again. After the low turnout during the Call On Me tour that took place on December 1st at Kasarani stadium, the star has decided to give Kenyans a treat of his music again.

The last concert went on as planned though Cure disappointed his fans and showed up at 3 a.m. The low turn was blamed on the matatu strike and there was a bad rumor that all the tickets were sold out.

Cure however made plans to treat Kenyans again with his music on Sunday and will be jetting in with his Dabu Akuom band. The concert will be held at Nyayo stadium and is free.

Kenya’s Kriss Darling believes that the previous concert was too expensive for some reggae fans but the Sunday concert will attract more fans.

SITE APP

A few of you have been asking for a site App and I wanted to get it started for 2013, I have spoken to someone about constructing it and it is a little pricey . To cover the cost, I would charge .99c per month so that I will be able to have it maintained also but what I want to know is how many people would need this?

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