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Title: Mikey Blacks a dip u get dip?

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met mi go one popular salon ova di weekend and hear a likkle suss. di ppl dem did a talk bout latty buckazz christening some a seh it did nice while sum a seh it did lame. dem seh di highlight a di christening a when one girl throw sum rice and peas inna latty madda face inna di big big christening.

anyways, mi hear when dem seh how ritchie indian, latty baby fadda, go up fi thank everybody weh cum out an a big up who him fi big up, den him big up mikey blacks and how ppl not to rejoice in odda ppl downfall. so me start string up mi antenna dem right away cuz mi want hear a wah happen to mikey.

dem seh mikey blacks go jamaica fi di easter wid di intention fi carry him superstar sundayz dance pon tour dung deh. sum seh while him a check in a di airport ova ya, him get grip an dip, while sum seh a when him a cum back him get sent back. mi do sum investigation an hear two story, sum seh him did have a fake red book (british passport) back inna di days but him sort out now, but sumbody go inform pon him bout di fake book so him get grab. while sum a seh a dip him did get dip from england back inna di day, cum back inna different name, married and get sort out inna di fake name and sumbody go inform.

mi hear seh a him baby madda inform, while others a seh a ritchie indian. di ppl dem terrible bad cuz dem seh ritchie inform pon di man an a gwaan like anno him. london town cum talk di tings dem!

Big news in Runaway Bay St Ann, Skelly, JamilIa & her sister got lock up today May 21, fi coke. Police raid d house & find Cocain. All three got lock up. JamilIa & her sister is at Discovery Bay Police Station.

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Title: COKE AND SHIT ST.ANN MIX UP

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DEADMENTS! MET THE POLICE THEM RUN EENNNNNNN PON THE HOT COUPLE THEM AND LOCK UP THEM FI COKE AND SHIT WEH THEM FIND IN A THE CABIN WEH THEM LIVE.

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From: Ashlee
Title: Chin tell you mother Queenie if pay har debts

Message Body:
Met this story is about Chin mumma Dancehall Queenie who nuh stop walk round and borrow ppl money and nuh want pay it back. She owe one a bag a people an nuh want answer her phone. As soon as she hear say anybody have money she nuh stop call dem down and beg and borrow. She waste off her lawsuit money inna restaurant whey flop and now she nuh stop borrow people money. this is a public announcement so she can start paying her debts since dancehall nah mek it fi har she need if go tek a live in and pay do people dem

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From: PP Title: Paul Range At It Again?

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Met mi notice Paul keep party wah day but from the looks of it Julia was nowhere in sight. Instead mi see him a pose up wid dis browning. Di ppl dem wah know a who she!