This is Abena on October 12, 2009 :-

People, we’re back. I’d like to apologise to our faithful fans and readers for our three-week hiatus, but technical problems and all that, and no, it is not true that they ‘obeahed’ the site. I am not at liberty to discuss everything but suffice it to say that this is all about growing pains, right now, mi have nuff tings fi talk bout. Ah three weeks now mi caan talk mi mind, mi hear say all the gal Sharlene ah diss me, but she fi talk how she de a Plush ah party wid a man who is not her babyfather. Yu tink mi neva see you? People, Sharlene smell like old sprat, she need fi go wash out her coochie wid Febreeze. Yu bright bout yu ah call up mi name inna paper, watch yu speech and doan mek mi dun yu pon one876.

This is Chatty Chatty Sharlene the day before

How mi look, how mi look, hooooow mi look? Why yuh suh interesting fi kno dat wat yuh feel mi a yuh family? Well guess wat, a nuh yuh alone wanna kno but yuh alone a stress it and a can’t reply to yuh many messages. OK, as of now, a one a week mi ah tek from yuh and don’t tell mi a turn yuh on cuz yuh affi si mi fi dat happen and frankly dat nah happen, not now not eva.

FI TELL DI TRUTH I DONT READ EITHER OF THE COLUMNS SO MI NUH KNOW WHA FI THINK… BUT 3 PEOPLE EXPRESSED VIEWS ABOUT IT… WHA UNNO TINK?

MI JUS A GO LEF DI PIC AND MEK DI PEOPLE DEM COME TALK UP DI TINGS…. SHE IS FROM NY/NJ

JODY YOU ARE VISUALLY OFFENSIVE PLEASE DONT SHOW US THE CIGARETTES DONIA PUT OUT ON YOUR LEGS