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A BELLY SHE DEH HAVE>

ANYTIME A  OOMAN GO OUTA A HAR WAY FI LOOK A BELLY… from a man das not totally hers.. U KNOW MORE DAN A FEWS SCREWS MISSIN.. DIS GIRL YERE N HAR SIBBLING MEK IT INA DI STAR INA MAY BECAUSE SHE CLAIMS HAR FREN DEM TELL HAR FI MEK SEEEERTINN WHEN SHE REACH BACK A CANADA HAR BELLY NUH FLAT… so she is breeding fi dis Daseca yoot right hur…HAR SISTA SCORE SERANI  BUT HIM MEK HAR WALK DI PLANK CAUSE SHE DID A ROWWW SAY HIM GET A BABY…can someone say cockey security, police n solider? HOW U FI DEH A CANADA N A POLICE MAN A JAMAICA COCKEY? A WONT EVEN SAY ANYTING BOUT DI DASECA YOOT RIGHT THIS MO.. but unno know dere is a cockey lent n width shortage in a certain certain ….

MADUSSA NAVE NUTTIN PAN U BOO… The Infamous Mrs Price

BLAME IT ON DI TUHHHH TUTTTUH TONGUE.. DIS YERE BEE YAH STALK RAVING MAD… FI ORALGOD… SHE SAY SHE IS DI RIGHT UP OOMAN.. memba she mad dow.. NOW IF INDEED ORALGOD GO DEH  MI KNOW SUMTING WRONG WID HIM TUH BECAUSE FI HAR KINDA MADNISS VERY KETCHIN… DEM SAY WHEN DIS YERE YAH BEE GO JAMAICA N GO QUAD N ANY KILLA SONG PLAY SHE KETCH ALL INA 4-5 SPIRIT JUS SO N NOT EVEN RUM CAN REVIVE HAR WHEN SHE DONE SHANKLE N DIP OFFA KILLLA…SO ANYONE WID ANYMORE INFAHMAYSHAN/CONFIRMATION SEN IT ON . CAUSE DIS NEED CLARIFICATION

MUPPET SCRUMPETT…

SMADDY SEN HEEN DIS N ALL SEND MS PIGGY N MR PORKY DWLLLLLL A CUDDEN BADDA ADD MR PORKY CAUSE MI JUS WAA ASK IS HOW MUCH MORE PEOPLE MI A GO SEE WID DIS PINK LIPSTCK… YES HAIRDRESSER TEK IT TO DEM>>>>>.

MUPPET SCRUMPETT…

SMADDY SEN HEEN DIS N ALL SEND MS PIGGY N MR PORKY DWLLLLLL A CUDDEN BADDA ADD MR PORKY CAUSE MI JUS WAA ASK IS HOW MUCH MORE PEOPLE MI A GO SEE WID DIS PINK LIPSTCK… YES HAIRDRESSER TEK IT TO DEM>>>>>.

A HOY DERE BRAZIERE..and adda tings

DEH YAH PAN DI BUS SIDE

DRAP SIGNAL BEFORE MI GET TO DI POINT MEK A ASK U ONE TWO TINGS… WHEN WHITE SQWALL DID A GI WHEY U WALK UP INA IT AN TINK A DID LIPGLOSS? NAAAH MAN…. BAD ENUFF U  PUT SAY IS 26 AND U LOOK LIKE U DEH PAN DI SUNNY SHADE A 37 BUT NUH MATTA HOW U DRESS WHITE SQWALL HAFFI A LICK U FROM DI EAST , WES, NAWT N SOWT.. A WHA DO U MOUT SO BAWBAH? BUSY MI NEVA KNOW SMADDY CAN HAVE CORN PAN EVERY FINGA.. until u of course.. mi belly ohhhhhh… BUSY PEOPLE UJALLY GET A ONE CORN PAN A FINGA WHEY DEM WRITE PAN …. so mi wudda like know whey ur finga dem a press pan… CORN FI SELL , CORN FI EAT, CORN FI POP… CORN INA BUNGLEEEEEEEEEE.. BUSY U FI MEK TUNYAH NAIL TECH SOAK DEM OFF N RUB DEM DUNG… AFTAH UNNO DONE DAH TING DEH… yes sir…HENNYHOOOO DI PEOPLE DEM WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO DIS YOUNG LADY IS…bwaay white sqwaaal jus a lick mi so…BUSY IS PAN TWO DIFFERENT OKAYJAN DESE PICS TEK CAUSE U CHANGE CLOZE.. *siting white sqwall*.. ANYBODY HAVE ANY COCUHNUT ILE ? *dips from white sqwaal* BUSY IS SHE ON THE NEW ALBUM? *puts up paper to hide from white sqwaal*

A HOY DERE BRAZIERE..and adda tings

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