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BELLY BANG PRESENTS>>>

BELLY BANG PRESENTS>>>

TUNGSHAN…. FUNCTION…GYPTIAN… di tongue magician

IT LOOK LIKE A BARE SWIPE SOUP DI ARTITST DEM A DRINK… GYPTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN A U MI A CALL OUT… GYPTIAN DI LIKKLE GIRL WHEY U DID DEH WID A CANADA
GYPTIAN FACTS:- RASTA, NICE SIZE BUDDY, KNOWS HOW TO HANGLEET,VERY FUN TO BE AROUND… UNLEASHES SWIPE CYAAD… A MUNT AFTER RIGOROUS STRIKING-
DI GIRL SAY SHE WAS SHOCKED AFTER 30 DAYS WHEN GYPTIAN SAY HIM WAA TRY SUMTING NEWWWWWW FOR THE FRST TIME IN HIS LIFE( a so him say) AND LEGGO DI SWIPE CYAAD… SWIPE CYAA INA BUNGLE , PILE AND OVERPILEEEEEEE… WHEN GYPTIAN UNLEASH DAT EVA SO LONG TONGUE DERE WAS NO CRIBBIS MISSIN INA HAR EH EM WHEY GYPPIE NEVA REACH(which led her and also us to believe.. a nuh di fus him a use di tongue piece)
THIS YOUNG LADY HAD TO STOP HAR BRET  AND TINK SHE DID ASLEEP N DREAM DI WAY GYPTIAN TONGUE DID A GET WHEY AND WHEN GYPTIAN DUN…UNNO NUH KNOW WHEY HIM DO? di man bus a spliffffffffffff..*whistling softly*.
WELL DI GWAAN FI BOUT A YEAR .. SO A YR OF RIGOROUS SWIPING UNTIL GYPTIAN TEK UP ONE A KIILLA EX N ONE NEX BALLER EX OOMAN… rasta eats seconds? GYAL FROM ENGLAND, FRANCE  U NAME IT GYPTIAN DID A DRAW IT…..
THIS IS DI RAT NOW WHEY TAME DIS GIRL CAT…MMMHMM… DI GIRL LEF CANADA N GO SPEND TWO WEEKS A JAMAICA…ONLY FI GO BACK A CANADA WID A STRANGE SMELL TAILING BEHIND HAR.. WHEN SHE GO CHECK IT OUT…. GYPTIAN DI RASS USE HIM DESERT EAGLE N SHAT HARR… YES SIR… GYPTIAN GI HAR DI H TO DI E TO DI R TO DI P TO E TO DI S WHEN DI GIRL CALL GYPTIAN AND TELL HIM DI RAS SAY IS LI SHE A TELL… AND HIM KNOW DI GIRL NEVA HAVE NO ADDA MAN BUT HIM… HIM NUH OWN UP TO IT ALL TO THIS VERY DAY AND MEK DI POOR YOUNG GIRL DID TUN ALL SUICIDAL… AND NOT EVEN ONE TIME GYPTIAN DID USE CONDOM… NOT EVEN PANDY FUS NITTTTTTTE

SO NEAR YET SO FAR>>>nicki manij long lost —–>>help >

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JAMAICA HAPPENINGS… WHAT A MASHALAW

ORALORD IN A BULLET PROOF VEST N T-SHRIT A ONE PARTY____________________ IS A DRIBBLA U NEED BUT A  WHO U A SHIELD FROM ORALORD, U DEMON DEM??
FLIPPA WEARING THE BUGUNDY SUIT A LUCKY BRITISH PAWTYYYYY… YES DI ONE WHEY HIM BIG UP JMG INA……u know mi a wonder if people nuh know say fram u pic tek ina sumting nuh matta if a farrin u deh and it put pandy internet u already get stamped ina di suit! but a rewind u say right? okayyyy sir.. a dow wrong u dow a ur clothes n is recession n money haffi dash dash outtttttttttttttttttttttttt str8
KIM POSSIBLE PASSING CHEW AND CHINA DIOR GETTING BARE FORWORD A JA…. u tun supastar now my girl!
DOUGIE PLATINUM DEH PAN DI LOOSE wid di gay crew
ANNAKAY AND ANNABELLE SPOTTED- den badbret king luton spotted leaving a party and  annakay leaving shortly behind.. like hm a beg har fi talk to him or sumting!

LUCKY BRITISH PARTY N BRITISH LINKUP WIDOUT FAWDA FOWL….him not out yet people… LENA U CLEAN OUT DI CYAR FRONT YET? *wink wink*
DEM SAY ONNEY GET A FOOT* ded* UNNO KNOW ONNEY WID DI ONE FOOT? DEM SAY KRISMUS BRING HIMA NEW FOOT BUT DI FITTIN WELL WRONG *ded agen* DEM SAY ONNEY NUH STAP WALK WIDE >>>
DEN NOW UNNO MEMBA PONY???? YES NOW U SEE ANYTIME ANY MAN NAME CALL UP INA BATTEYMAN ARGUMENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT…YES SIR PONY DEM SAY DI BIG MAN WHEY BUY U DI CYAR N A RUB SOME YRS A U MAN… SO NOW PEOPLE IT IS CONFIRMED…. PONY IS BI FI CHOOT

DI PERSON WHEY SEN IN DIS PIC SAY DI PERSON/ITEM INA DI STRAW HAT FEVA DP>>>>>>>>.

BLAST FROM DI PAST!



METTERS UNNU MEMBA MISS SHANIQUE AKA MISS JOP (DWL) WHO SEH SHE HOT AN WE JEALOUS AN BAD MINE LAWKS SHE COME OUT HAR HOUSE AN LOOK LIKE IDA SHE NUH AVE LIGHT IN HAR HOUSE AN GET DRESS INA DARK R MAYBE SHE CULA BLIND? IS WAH .. DIS SELF PROCLAIMED HAWT GIRL IS SPORTIN
1.FUCCI (FAKE GUGGI)
2.INDIGO EYE SHADOW FROM A LOCAL SPANISH TOWN PHARMACY..
3.PURPLE FRILLY FRILL 180 JMD PANTY (*SCRATCHES HEAD* WID BIG BRAN FUCCI BAG??)
4. YELLOW $200 JMD MARAINA
5. SILVA N RHINESTONE ACCESORIES
6. FISH NETS (CRATHCES PROBABLY TEAR OUT FROM REPEATED WEARS)
7. LAST BUT NOT LEAST BLACK extra large LEDDA GLOVES! WITH UNMANICURED HANDS AND BITE OFF NAILS
ME NOT EVEN TOUCH DI HAIR PAWT CAH R DI PENCIL EYEBROW DI METTERS ARE VERY OBSERVANT

SO NEAR YET SO FAR>>>nicki manij long lost —–>>help >

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