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SWIZZLE BODY /SWIBBLE BODY

EYESHADOW=BLUSH, BLUSH=EYESHADOW…. LISA HYPER SWIPER HOW U FEEL?

THIS IS MR NAMELESS WID SMEAGLE N HAR SIS

FEEL BAD FOR HAITI BUT I WONDER IF JAMAICA SEES HOW LUCKY WE R

HAITI WHICH IS SAID TO BE ONE OF THE POOREST NATIONS ON EARTH HAS BEEN PUMMELLED TWICE

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ONE TIN A SIMILAC ONE PACK A NAPPY N A THERMOS

LISA MI ASK TIME N TIME AGEN… HOW KARTEL DRAW FI U? MUCHLES FI MEK U SUCK HIM… (pedopheliac) DIS WAS AT MILK PAWTIE AND ALDOW U FACE BRITE N SHINE WID DI POWDA WHEY NUH MATCH N U HAIR FEVA SCARE DEM U STILL LOOK LIKE SUMTING IN NEED OF A MOTHER’S CARE… NOW WORD DEH PANDY STREET SAY KARTEL ONLY A TRICK PEOPLE BOUT OUT A GAZA …HIM ONLY DWEET FI  MEK HIM TING LOOK GOOD BUT HIM STILL A WRITE FI U… HIM ONLY MEK U A ITCH PAN NUFFY NOW FI A LIKKLE BIT TILL DI DRAMA RAMA WEAR DUNG.. DEN DEM SAY SPICE A WATER DUNG LIKE MARINADE DEM SAY NO MONEY NAW MEK INA SPICE CAMP

PEOPLE DECIPHER THIS– ANTHONY B

MI WELL GRIEVE CUZ DAT DEH GYALDEH A NUH NUTTIN GOOD MEK PURE PEOPLE A LAUGH AFTA DI RASS, BUT THE RASS IS A OLE NASTINESS TO….. IS A DUTTY CLEAN UP RASTA.. ANY WHO SHEDUTTY BAD SHE KILL HOW MUCH BELLY AN DI RASS NUH STOP FOOL HAR N TELL HAR SEY HIM N HIM WIFEY ANDREA NUH DEH… BUT YET STILL ANDREA GIVE BIRTH TO A BOUNCING BABY BOY ALMOST 2 YR OLE.. THE RASS LOVE HAR STILL CUZ HIM FIND A ONE OF A KIND IDIOT WHO JUS DEH POSE WID HIM FI SEY SHE NME MRS B… WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MI WOMB

NOT TO MENTION SHE CYAHH BREED N PLUS SHE NUH STOP DASH OUT HAR HOLE TO THE MAN DEM A FLORIDA FI PAY OFF THE 6 MNTH RENT WAH SHE OWE FI DI HOUSE WEH HAR MUMA INNA//// ..

* These are not my words mi too tiyad fi even read it*

PEOPLE

SORRY FI DI ABSENSE TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYY MI DEH YAH NOW AND DASHOUT DASHOUT A GO START DI MAILBOX OVER FULLLLLLLLLLLLL

B- isnt only for BRITISH- LENA U MEK IT BACK AGEN

Bounty

Buju Banton

Bugle

Pepe Goodison

Amelia Milk Sewell

Royfowl- as we all know
A MEK SURE COPY N PASTE ALL DI NAMES WHEY DI PERSON SAY SO A DOW MEK NO KINDA MISTAKE… LENA DI PEOPLE DEM SAY AS FOWL CELL LOCK SO BUJU BED SAY SLIDE HEEN LENA SLIDE HEEN… AND DI STOCK N PILE A MONEY WHEY U DID A PALAAV WID… MR FOWL PLAY MISSA TEKKIE BACK AND TEKKIE BACK AND TEK BACK DI TINGS DEM… DEN U GO JUMP INA BUGLE BED CHEW U SEE HIM A DRIVE RANGE LENA OR A CHEW BUGLE TONGUE DID BAD LIKE DAT A WHA?? LENA — LENA– LENA… MI HEAR SAY U A START UP U OWN HAIR LINE(kallaps, faint, ketcha seeja cause Lena hair neva look goodup yet -bushy in surplus) AND A DAT U SAY U DEH A ENGLAND FAH NOW …BUT WE ALL KNOW A FOWL FLIGHT U A WAIT PAN…. U MISS ALL MILK PARTY N TING* shocked* but anyhow…..let me tip toe away>—->—->

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