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PPL CHECK INMATE NUMBER 15… FROM DI JEFF INCIDENT MI DID GET A TIP OFF SAY DI FEDS DID GET IRRITATED BECAUSE FLIPPA DID A TEK DEM FI FOOL A TRAVEL ALL BOUT PAN PAPERS WHEY HIM BUY… I NEVA SAY KEM BECAUSE MI DID A WAIT… SEET YAH NOW…SMH
DEM SAY FLIPPA WAS DEPORTED FROM CANADA N BARE TINGS… BWAAY MI FEEL IT
MACKA PLEASE DRAW DUNG U PANTY HAANDA U DRESS PLEASE….okay then..u dweet? mi can talk now…KEM KEM… PEOPLE UNNO TEK HEEN DI BATTAM PICHA AND SEE IF MACKA PLATE NUH TOO NUFF FI HAR MOUT…. pee pikkie teet oieee… macka u have in tuh much teet ohhh… WHEY DAY U LIKKLE DUB DID A PLAY PAN RAGGA NUFF AND FROM WE DASH OUT HOW U PLATE DID UNSTABLE INA U MOUT A DOUBT IF DI DUB PLAY AGEN…..BUT PPLLLLLLLL SIDDY EVIDENCE YAHHHHHHH PPL UNNO CHECK OUT DI LAST PIC… DI PERSON WHEY MEJAH MACKA TEET MEK DI TEET A LIKKLE BIT TOO NUFF AND A TAD BIT TOO WIDE… TEET ALL PASS HAR MOUT KAWNA NAILY KETCH PAN DI BWAAY SHOULDA WHEY SHE TAN UP SIDE A…. NOT TO MENTION DI GLASSES WHEY CYAA TOUCH MACKA NOSE BRIDGE ALL NOW…WOIE YOOOOOOOO…
MI SEE A TOPIC PUT UP ASSUMING WHO SENT IN REIKA FILE… THE PERSON WHEY SEN IN DI FILE NAME IS VERY FAR FROM THE NAME MENTIONED… MI NUH DEAL WID DEM TINGS DEH BECAUSE THE BLOG A NUH FI DAT… WE NUH SUPPORT WARING N DEM KINDA TING… BRB
people unno stawt up di music…. spaps spanahh nap paah nap paah naah naaah nap…peel head jancrow sidung pan tree tap pick out di blassom…ppl start di music a agen…. chichi bud ohhhhhhhhhh sum a dem a halla some a ball…chichi bud oohhh…MEK DEM HOLE N HAN BWAAY MEK DEM HOLE U HAN
SP A SO MI KNOW U NUH HAVE NO IDENTITY… JANCROW JAAAAAH BREAKS CHEW U HEAD SIDE AND TEK HIM FOOT DUS OFF INA DI TOP A U HEAD CURL UP U MOHAWK NOW SHAAAT FOOT LONG TIME OLE MAN….*baak out mi choat* U NUH REDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY… TUMPA FOOT LONG TIME OLE MAN… A SKIN U TEET AND INA U MOUT LOOK DAAWK LIKE UNSAFE SEX… SP MI HAVE SITING FI U ANYTIME MI FINISH WHEY MI DO U A GO WEAK MR OLE MAN… IS WHEY HIM GET DEM PANTS DEH YOOOOOOOOOOOO… MR PUGGY CHEEKS Y U BARBER NUH TELL U SAY DEM DEH CHEEKS DEH NUFFY LEF OUTA SHADE? HIM GALLOP CHEW U HEAD SIDE LIKE HIM A TRY SPARE U A NOT SO QUICK RETURN TRIP…. *bawk out mi choatole agen* U NUH REDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY..GO FINE AN IDENTITY TWIS UP TWIS UP BIG TUTY FIVE YR OLE FOWL.. GO MEK ATLANTIC RECORDS EMAIL MI AGEN NUH GERMS..U TWO JAW DEM SWELL LIKE WHEN MULE NYAM BALM YAAD FOOD.. DEN WATCH HIM TO BOUT HIM INA DARKERS…. PPL UNNO SEE ANYBODY ELSE INA DARKERS INA DI PPL DEM GOOD GOOD STADIUM?? LONG TIME HEEDYAT MEK DEM WRITE MI NOW …MI A SET FI U LIKKLE SKUNT DIS TIME U SEE
MI A DISECT DI SHERLOCK DEM NIGHT BY NIGHT… NAGE A UR TIME NOW… UPON CLOSER OBSERVATION OF THE DONKEY BITE IT LOOK LIKE DONKEYS DID BITE… A NUH ONE BITE DAT MUM… WHO JAH BLESS NO MAN CURSE… SO HELP MI JAH U BRES DEM TEK A TURN FI DI WORSE NAGE… NOW AT 25 MI KNOW IF U LIE DUNG PAN U SIDE A SWIM U BRES DEM SWIM GONE UNDER U ARM…. BRAZIERE NAGE BRAZIERE…NOW WHEN U USED TO DANCE MI USED TO SAY WHAT A NICE DECENT LIKKLE DARK SKIN CHICK… U TEK UP DIS BLEACHING ALL NOW U HAND DEM DOW KETCH…ppl unno check di pic dem…UNDER DI BATTAM U EYE IS A CROSS BETWIX GARY N SHIZZLE MOUT KAWNA…WHAT A WAY AGE TUMBLE DUNG PAN U NAGE… IS WHA KINE A STRESS U UNDA SO????… WELL DEM SAY U A DI NEX LADY GAGA/FASHION ICON…GARY INA BIFOCAL GLASSES SIZZLE INA BANDAID..NAGE U DONKEY BITE WAA GAGE… AND TO DI PPL DEM WHEY A SEND U DI DAISY DUCK EYELASH TELL DEM FI STOP CAUSE ALL DEM A DO A STEER U INA PATURE FI GO GRAZE GRASS… N JAH KNOW U NEED A WASH WIDDIT
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