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SLAVERY IN JAMAICA




The history of Rastafari-

*PPL GET IT RIGHT GET IT RIGHT…. TEK UP SOME A DI KNOWLEDGE WHILE U GET SOME SUSS*

NOW JUST A TOUCH OF KUS KUS

D.N.A RIGMAROE AGEN

miss thing a breed fi flexx fr gullysquad or flexx fr tok, she har self don’t know a which one. she better give it to tok cause flexx fr gully broke like dog, him have 10 child and done can’t mind dem. miss thing life sad she think she can hold di man dem wid har belly, a good hole a do it. look pan har body how it flabby and tan bad, now u tell me one pickny mash har up so aready how 2 ago mek har look?

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MEDIA TEK IT OUT- DI LIE PART

August 12, 2010. MediaTakeOut.com has some INTERESTING news. Word coming out of an EXTREMELY RELIABLE insider in Jamaica tells us that track superstar Usain Bolt will be OUT for the rest of the year.

While the mainstream press is claiming that the injury is caused by some UNSPECIFIED ailment to his back, MediaTakeOut.com knows the PRECISE cause of the injury – back injury as a result of ACUTE FREAKINESS!!!

According to our insider, Usain – and his girlfriend beauty Queen Milan spent the entire week together – a few days before his BIG TRACK MEET in Stockholm last week. And at one point, the insider told MediaTakeOut.com, Usain’s back ‘popped’ while they were in a particularly FREAKY position.

Usain’s official condition is that he’s “resting” for the remainder of the year. And is expected to beat FULL STRENGTH next year.

DANG . . . next time MISSIONARY ONLY while in training . . . OK!!!

Members of teh press are REQUIRED to credit MediaTakeOut.com fr this EXCLUSIVE report

DI ENGLISH SWAGGA

GROUPIE IN TRAINING

you need to talk about bobbie fren nikki she on fb as nicky fabolous…she claim she deh wid sea five.. she an bobbie fly out regular fi tief the ppl dem gud a foreign an scrape up d ole bruk dem fi cum bck a ja..she inna d ati pic dem inna d blck bathesuit.. she nuh ramp fi borrow bobbie lace wig and clothes if u luk pan har facebook and myspace pic dem u see say she an har fren dem hav on d same clothes. bobbie a buss har pan d rich man dem and she a buss the 1 inna d full green bathsuite…big dem up cuz dem kno how fi survive inna life…reccession caah reach dem!!

*OIEEEEEEEE NIKKI U INA DI WRONG HANDS MUM…IF CUTTY A BRING U ALL U GWINE GET A BARE HOOD N NUTTIN TO SHOW… FINE SMADDY ELSEE…BTW WHEY U GET DAH HOME MADE BATH SUIT DEH FRAM N WHO FAH BELT DAT, DI LIPSTICK NEVA ENOUGH FI GUH PAN BOTH LIPS??* 

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