Christopher Palmer what do u do wen the one u love only wanna be friends? 50 minutes ago via TweetDeck · Comment ·LikeUnlike

Hiiiiiii ya’ll TGIF *waving* hay I hope unu a put di bag a trix to work fi unu enuh lol cause words widout works is jus hot air aaayyt!!!*wink*
Anyhooo let us continue to give ‘Dick’ his time of day DWL!
Let’s explore the rise ‘n fall of ‘Dick’s’ ERECTION!
Wake up wake up lil one mama’s here lol. Using a gentle touch or a suggestive statement ,he has no control over it . Its totally autonomic . Women often wonder what it feels like, well it has been described in many ways : A ranging bull ready to charge …. :A rise in power and well-being…. :Pressure building up before the damn bursts…etc.
Here’s what happens,
Nerves in his spinal cord switch on from sexual thought , dreams , hormones , touch etc. This triggers the opening of arteries that send blood rushing to ‘Dick’s head * headache lol* , then muscles at the base contract to hold the blood there preventing it from leaving the veins =Erection
A health man ,all when him a sleep, when him awake ina di mawning and even a few “oops” moments dwl.will have an erection. When Dick in young he can fly a flag in a flash lol but with age Dick needs a likle jump start dwl. and he isn’t as rock solid .
Nuh worry Dick yu ole but yu damn sure nuh cowl. Sooo Lets Get Busy cause you’ve got a Signal .*huge smile*

PHASE 1: slide your tongue along his ear while sitting at the dining table in a crowded restaurant, Yup! Brave up man chu! Lol .. His heart races his blood boiling , his nipples harden and Dick is coming out to play…’CHECK PLZ!!’ Lol.
PHASE second(no two roun ere oh)
You’re at the car stop him b4 he starts the engine (you a start his engine first) . Kiss him deeply while reaching inside his pants , his heart rate speeds up, blood pressure sky high ,as his testicles draw up into his body Yup! Dem a gi yu way fi di rough ride ahead lol
PHASE 3:
Yu reach home or him cyah wait???? ROTF?dwl.
Let your lips work in sync with your soft lubed fingers , yes girlfren yu fi have yu lotion or yu likle oil at arms length at all times.
Now Dick is on high alert , seminal fluid begins to pool at the base , nothing on earth can stop it from coming . His muscles tighten, his anus contracts den here comes the volcanic eruptions in rhythmic spurts of extreme pleasure. Its a total event , his brain waves dancing, his muscles tense ,he tingles all over and his expression may look as if he put his wet finger in an electrical socket *CHACHING!!!!* who cum first wins dwllllll
His mind and body relaxes , his testicle come out of hiding, Dick goes semi soft, then soft and it almost impossible to restart the cycle immediately. HERE ENDETH ERECTION! Lol.
Now girls don’t worry we have a long way to go ,that was just di premier lol and most guys will tell you they like to get a quick one off , rest up and get into the REAL WORK!
Btw did ya’ll know that men are proud of their CUM ???! Yup! Dem love give it to yu , love showing it off and watching you receive it .
LOVE DROPS aka pre-cum
This oozes out long before the actual ‘cum’ . It can be clear or white in color, its slippery so it a likle lubrication just in case yu cyah reach yours . Some guys produce a lot , while others never had a drop , either way its totally normal.
LOVE JUICE aka cum
This is the actual ejaculation , it can be thick or thin , clear or white . Every man’s is different depending on his mood or how recent he’s had one. Dick’s cum may simply dribble or shoot across the room in short spurts or medium streams .Yup! An if he’s really turned on… Wow girl you better get an umbrella lolol.
Now!!! TO TASTE OR NOT TO TASTE that’s the question! DWL ROFT OMG!
Nuh bada wid di eeewing lolol
It is entirely up to you whether or not you taste his cum. YUP! Times and tastes have changed lol.
The unique taste of Dick’s cum is affected by different factors but genetics and diet are the most important . It will be warm , either salty or tangy , sweet, bitter,bleachy or anything in between.
Want a tastier Dick??? Use cum sweeteners!: strawberries , papaya, mango, raspberries, pineapple , honey .
If your like sourer: garlic , spicy food, asparagus, cauliflower , broccoli, onions, cigarettes, alcohol, coffee.

Daily Cum sweetening smoothy recipe:
2 cups fresh squeezed orange juice
6 hulled strawberries
1/4 cup blueberries
1 cup peaches , sliced
1 banana
1tsp. Sugar
4 ice cubes
Blend in ice
Drink today enjoy “love juice” later DWL
To BE CONTINUED!!