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HIM BRUTAL

Police lab tests reveal yogurt had an extra added ingredient: SEMEN

A New Mexico woman thought she was eating healthy when she accepted a yogurt sample from a male clerk at a local grocery store. After swallowing the sample, the woman thought she tasted an extra added ingredient that wasn?t on the menu.

So she took her suspicions ? and what was left of the yogurt sample ? to the New Mexico police department where tests were run on the yogurt. The lab tests came back positive for ejaculated protein, aka semen, and saliva.

Police immediately took out search warrants to obtain blood and DNA samples from the grocery store clerk, Anthony Garcia, 31. Police said the body fluids were necessary to make sure the suspect doesn?t have any sexually transmitted diseases.

They busted Garcia on the spot after it was determined that he had two outstanding warrants for a 2009 arrest for criminal sexual activity with a minor.
The 28-year-old victim, whose name was redacted from the police report, was shopping with her daughter at the Sunflower grocery store in Albuquerque, when she was approached by Garcia, who worked in the store?s dairy department.

He offered her a sample of yogurt, which she accepted. But she was immediately grossed out and disgusted when she realized the sample ?tasted like semen.?

In a handwritten statement, the woman wrote, ?I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.?

She wrote that when she talked to the grocery store manager Catherine Flores, ?she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.?

The woman said she paid for her groceries and returned home where she discussed the incident with her boyfriend. She told him how Garcia ?just come with one sample just for me,? and that ?he was so pushy to tell me how it taste.?

Her boyfriend was sufficiently alarmed enough to accompany her back to the store, where they summoned the police. When police arrived, an ?extremely nervous? Garcia told them he discarded the yogurt samples in a trash compactor after the woman complained about the taste.

This story gives new meaning to the phrase ?You are what you eat.?

CALIFORNIA OBEAH NUH GOOD OOO

(marcia ) this thing here is from california aka la la land one a d biggest thief whe no live no whe but a ppl dem mall a day time a hijack d ppl dem cheap clothes but look wat d child have on is eithe she thief this out a d dressmaker shop n do har own alteration r d dressmaker just hate it….
on to the next, she is the perfect example of stalker did i say ”stalker” dis lil gal tek har man fi 5yrs n ever since she no stop stalk d gyal all go obeah man wid d gyal picture
but the obeah man trick har n tek d money n tell har say she can get back d man lol….

RAT POISON?

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CONFIRM DIS PLEASE

”this is devonte labels all him do a try sex off the young dancehall girl dem n try to fool them to have his kids. him always a beg money to buy food fi him house r a beg some gal money fi go in the club. him dont even have a pot to cook in. he is always wearing the same thing over n over n now me year say he get a fool fool gal fi have a child fi him. and now him n kimmilo dat.”

JMG LOVE CONNECTION

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I hope all is well. Firstly I love your site!!!!!! Congratulations on all your success with the website. I’m sending you a picture containing Lucky British standing beside a man in a silk shirt. I have a little crush on him (on the man in the shirt, not Lucky). I know having an internet crush seems really sad and juvenile. I was wondering if you have any information about him. I feel really stupid doing this, but I thought you would be the best person to ask. Please (for that sake of my sanity) Thank you for your time

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GOODMORNING- WHAT IS LOVE?

Surprisingly, there are those who believe that lust and love are inseparable, often synonymous. Science even suggested that lust may be more genetics than a matter of choice. Is lust a counterpart to love? Must love ultimately become lust?

Throughout history, some civilizations have celebrated lust. Their gods honored mankind’s carnality.

  • Goddesses of Wanton Love – Achtland (Celtic), Anna Perenna (Etruscan), Arianrhod (Welsh)
  • Goddesses of Prostitution – Flora (Roman), P’an Chin-lien (Chinese)
  • Goddesses/gods of Lust/Frenzied Love – Ichpuchtli (Aztec), Lempo (Finnish), Rangda (Balinese)

While emphasis is placed on the sexual lust, any insatiable desire for power, money, or object is also lustful. As one of The Seven Deadly Sins, lust seems the most insidious. The continual longing with the mind soon gives way to committing the act. As a person’s heart becomes hardened, they become insensitive “giving themselves over to sensuality so as to indulge in every kind of impurity, with a continual lust for more” (Ephesians 4:18-19). Soon, the state of one’s heart becomes as deadly as the act itself (Matthew 8:28).

Love and Lust- What does God say?
Those who would suggest lust and love are counterparts are ignoring God. God created our capacity to love. “Let us love one another for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God” (1 John 4:7).

From a worldview, lust and love seem interchangeable. The world offers fantasizing in place of experiencing the reality of God’s love. The disciple Paul speaks of the choices one faces regarding love and lust (1 Timothy 3:1-5). We are warned, “Do not love the world or anything in the world . . . for everything in the world — the cravings of sinful man, the lust of his eyes and boasting of what he has and does — come not from the Father [God] but from the world” (1 John 2:15-16). Through His Son, Jesus Christ, God offers us a fulfilling relationship based on His affection and devotion — God Is Love.

Love – A Description
Love is described in 1 Corinthians 13:

“If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

Love Lust
Generates life (1 John 4:9-10) Corrupts (Ephesians 4:22)
Practices Sincerity (Romans 12:9–10) Mocks (Jude 1:16)
Brings Mercy (Ephesians 2:4–5) Condemns (2 Timothy 2:22, 26)
Sacrifices (1 John 3:16) Craves (1 Corinthians 10:6–8)
Protects and Trusts (1 Corinthians 13:7) Tempts and Hurts (1 Timothy 6:9–10)
Gives Unconditionally (Romans 5:8) Robs Mortally (James 1:14–15)
Endures Forever (Psalm 107) Passes Away (1 John 2:17)
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