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RIGGLE MI SHE & RIGGLE MI SHACK

Riddle mi dis and riddle mi dat….. guess dese  swipers and perhaps not…. Ms Browd back did have di entertainer locked but she still seh ooman to har ting..All di Queen’s horses and all the King’s of the Dancehall pencil a write cudden spell nuttin pan har wall…she radda write pan di ooman dem wall…mawk up dem black bodeeeeeeee …mine dem up.. em em.. Take her tuddy candy shap..pap pah nah nap…Polly Royale was her spot..pap nah nah nap.. Stop reverse…pull up back di T.V show… Guh pan di banking a di beauty pagent…. chuck off ina di winna tings…. Di people dem seh Queen a Husban  an Pagent winner a WIFE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BOIE- BOIE WAN TIME

 

Him Timm Timm how yuh doin? Can yuh see me?…I’m ova here…Timberlee di people dem seh yuh people dem write yuh  haff cause yuh tek di fence sumtime…All di gaza joining /paring ina di world cudden mek yuh rent pay…Now no waatah no lite Timberlee…How yuh manijin? Last week yuh get disconnek a hope dis very week yuh reconnek! Mek certu…Try stop pick up di people dem whey cyaa chow dung 3 shilling ina yuh bank..Nuff a di olda wan dem *wink wink* wudda glad fi a likkle gyal like you…Water an lite wudda tuh much when dem dun shell out dem pakit!

BEST DRESS FI 2011?

This dress was worn to ”The Best of Both Worlds ” in Hartford CT, on Saturday.

DRESSMEKKA HITCHES

JAMAICA IN THE 1970’S

JAVANA’S NEW DO?

Javana how di Miami work program dis year? Lawks yuh gone cool yuh foot/ole/mout/ teet/ finga dem? Yeah man August agen before yuh mek di big grand appearance. One ting doe…yuh nah fool mi wid dah scrape out yah….a yam yuh hair did a yam rite haff..tuh much bleaching and sleep pan di krispy dry hair an nuh wrap it Javana…Yuh still hungry and cyaa buy grocery mi luv? a nah seh nunnin more>>>

POPCAAN DIS A FI U BABY MADDA?

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