THE 37 MOST SHOCKING MOMENTS IN DANCEHALL
37. While on MTV Cribs, Shaggy proudly displays photograph taken with Gianni Versace.
36. Sizzla sings hook on Foxy Brown cunnilingus song.
35. Beenie Man sets the image of Jamaica’s education system back 50 years when he repeatedly mispronounces Compton as “Contam” on a collaboration with Guerilla Black.
34. Scare Dem Crew remakes Usher’s My Way as Dainty and shoots music video which features Elephant Man in a crib getting his pampers changed while singing about how dainty he is.
33. Vybz Kartel wears pink tights to Miami’s ReggaeFest.
32. Lexxus is discovered to indulge in cunnilingus.
31. Spragga Benz samples Foxy Brown’s ill na-na and proclaims that it tastes like rum punch, then becomes Rastafarian and stops drinking rum.
30. Frankie Paul is caught fondling an acquaintance’s 12 year old son.
29. Frankie Paul ‘recieves’ Shandy bottles at Sting.
28. Ninja Man becomes an informer and turns over handgun to ‘Babylon’ Reneto Adams at Sting.
27. Ninja Man converts to Christianity, renames himself Brother Desmond, then backslides two months later and is caught sniffing coke.
26. Ninja Man steals Michael Jackson’s style and wears a horsehair weave onstage.
25. Merciless steals style, ‘rapes’ woman who thought he was Bounty Killer and tried to leave his room when she found out he wasn’t.
24. Zebra steals style, has two hits, and is sent to prison and introduced to Kid Ralph after ‘raping’ woman who thought he was Tiger and tried to leave his room when she found out he wasn’t.
23. Jah Cure steals Yami Bolo’s style, has no hits, is sent to prison for ‘raping’ woman and becomes a reggae superstar.
22. Bounty Killer, like a b*tch, runs from gunshots during stage show.
21. Elephant Man is robbed in London.
20. Elephant Man becomes the first and only male artist in dancehall history to lose a clash with a female deejay when Spice murders him onstage at Sting.
19. King Jammys b*tch-slaps Zumjay in studio during recording session.
18. Snoop Dogg b*tch-slaps Super Cat backstage at a Kris Kross performance.
17. Capleton’s Bobo entourage b*tch-slaps Beenie Man at airport.
16. Ninja Man steals Bobby Brown’s style, beats up girlfriend and is arrested for being a lady badman.
15. Ninja Man once again steals Michael Jackson’s style, throws baby through window and is arrested for being a baby badman.
14. Vybz Kartel manhandles Ninja Man and proceeds to give a Timberland-sponsored charity walkathon for the rehabilitation of cokeheads on his face.
13. Elephant Man appears on BET’s 106 & Park for the first time and sets Jamaica back 100 years.
12. Elephant Man, in an effort to quell HIV+ rumours at a live stage show, asks audience if he “look like smaddy whe have AIDS to yu?”… crowd replies with a resounding “YES!!!”
11. Shabba Ranks says he’s anti-gay live on BBC and his career is subsequently sabotaged by GLAAD.
10. Buju Banton is forced to apologize to GLAAD for anti-gaylyrics.
9. Buju Banton beats up two homosexuals.
8. Beenie Man apologizes to OutRAGE! for anti-gaylyrics
7. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-gay lyrics
6. Beenie Man apologizes to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-gay lyrics
5. Beenie Man apologizes to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for apologizing to Jamaican public for apologizing to OutRAGE! for anti-gay lyrics.
4. Beenie Man appears on BBC and claims ‘battyman’ is Jamaican slang for child molester.
3. Beenie Man is booed out of Jamaica’s National Stadium after singing Hey Green Arm Ova Deh So in front of Nelson Mandela during his presidential visit.
2. Bounty Killer shoots music video with naked man.
1. Beenie Man appears on a talk show moderated by Ru-Paul and greets his host with a hug and kiss.
…. feel free to add any that were left out.
SMH
Hasani Walters, STAR Writer
( L – R ) Bounty Killer, Mr Lexx – File
Dancehall artistes Mr Lexx and Bounty Killer were the centre of attention recently following their face-off on popular social networking website Twitter.
The two posted messages directed at each other with Mr Lexx claiming that Bounty Killer and Elephant Man are “poisoning the music” and that Killer is making efforts to minimise the playing of his music by disc jockeys. Some of the tweets by Mr Lexx included:
“As long as Bounty Killer an Elephant ina music it ago currupt cah a dem a di poison ina it #yeaisaidit”
“… Dem a tell di dj don”t play mi song dem … Nuh tink dem nah tell me back …”
“How u fi a tell di disc jockey weh fi play??? at least a sum idiat dj unuh cyah govern”
“Mi a do mi ting an nah watch nuh man an dem still a try tampa wid man tings … unuh tink a unuh alone ppl like?”
“U know how much time me get juggling wid both a dem song an mi neva tell a disc jock or selector say don”t play dem … Nope not never”
As for Bounty Killer, some of his tweets read:
“Somebody tell (Lexx) fi tek him tongue go sing song bout me n Ele tell ppl nuh play him song which song him have?”
“… Lex kno yu self mi bury yu career yu waah mi bury yu tongue now that”s all left out of yu career …”
personal battle
When THE WEEKENDSTAR spoke to Mr Lexx about the allegations against Killer, he said that the song that Killer was trying to stop is Clean on TJ Record”s Star A Star rhythm.
Lexx said, “Mi nah fight a personal battle, mi a fight a battle for a lot of artistes who not speaking out because they are afraid to do so. There are some people who have been in the business for a long time and now they refuse to believe and realise that it is not them but the young artistes who are running the place.”
He continued, “Who is them to decide who is hot and who is not? Some a dem a old man, dem fi guh rest inna old age home! Di ting change up now suh how dem still inna kas-kas wid di young artiste dem? He came at me when I was young and naive in the business, when mi jus a buss. Well now when him old and weak I”m coming for him. Karma is a hell of a thing. Isn”t it? Dem fi know seh anuh dem alone di people like. When dem do dem evil tings people ago tell mi back,” said Lexx.
When contacted, however, Bounty Killer said he was not interested in commenting much on the issue, as he saw it as “Lexxus jus a try mek somebody see him”.
“Di bwoy guh pon Twitter a seh Killer an Ele a tell selector nuh fi play him song an mi jus blast two time line and people been retweeting it. But dat wah him (Mr Lexx) a sey is ridiculous cause a which song him have? Him nuh have no hit song ya now an he’s not ma worse enemy,” said Bounty Killer.
NO WORDS FI STAR
Sadeke Brooks, Staff Reporter
Yendi Phillipps – File
After being hit by two rumours in one week, former Miss Jamaica World and Miss Universe runner-up 2010, Yendi Phillipps says she is not fazed by them.
Earlier this week, a website claimed that she had a ‘secret affair’ with dancer-dancehall artiste Ding Dong. And if that wasn’t enough, there was another rumour yesterday that she was in a major accident.
random rumour
“There’s nothing really to talk about, it’s the most up in the air random rumour,” Phillipps said of the alleged affair.
She noted that the picture that was being used to confirm the ‘affair’ was one in which she was presenting the artiste with an award at the Youth View Awards in February.
However, she said she was upset about the rumours suggesting that she was in an accident yesterday morning on Hope Road.
“There were a lot of people calling me this morning asking if I am okay. The one today upset me because people were genuinely worried,” she told THE WEEKEND STAR, noting that she had not left her home all day.
Being a public figure, Phillipps explained that people will say many things about her but she is not bothered. Nor does she believe it will affect her career in any way.
‘God is bigger’
“The rumours don’t bother me anymore cause I’ve heard it all now. When you know it’s not true, there is nothing to worry about,” Phillipps said.
“God is bigger than this and whatever is for me will be because of how I live my life. I don’t think it will ever affect my career. Rumours are just simply that. I am not fazed by them,” she said.
Meanwhile, the beauty queen said she is pleased with a number of things that have been taking place in her career. She is now the global ambassador for Air Jamaica, a Digicel brand ambassador and on the advertising campaign for KerryManWomanHome.
Currently, Phillipps says she is writing a book but could not give any details about its content. In the near future, she says she will be doing a series of motivational and grooming workshops. She also has a number of international engagements planned.
‘Rumours are just simply that. I am not fazed by them … ‘
SHARON PLATINUM TIME FI REPAIR UP YAH NUNG
BWOY OH BWOY SHARON . . . YUH SEE YUH TWO BLOODCLOT FOOT DEM ????
NAW SAH YUH NEED FI GO TEK DI TIME OUT AND MEK AH DOCTA FIX DEM DEH
BUT DEN AGAIN IT NUH LOOK LIKE YUH CYAN STOP PAHTY FI NOW
YUH LUCKY DEM SOON DROP OFF PON YUH ….
BUT YOU NUH NEW TO DOCTA ANYWAY … CUZ DEM TRY FIX DI HUMP IN AH YA BACK
AND ALL NOW IT CYAN STOP RE-APEAR
NO MI LUV YOU ALL HAVE GRANPIKNEY . . . YUH MEAN FI TELL MI SEH YUH CYAN GO SALT OUT YUH SELF SO YUH
CYAN LIVE LANG FI SI DEM GROW ?????
DI PEOPLE DEM INNA YUH SHOP NUH TAP CHAT SEH YOU AH QUARREL WIT DI BIG SOUR WOMAN NAME MUFFY OVER DI
BIG MAN WEH NUH WAN NEEDA AH UNU !
MI NAH THO MI HEAR SEH SHE NUH HAVE NUTTIN PON YOU CAUSE SHE BIG AND SOUR AND HAVE ONE NASSI GOLD
TEET INNA HAR HEAD….MI NUH KNOW HOW TRUE IT IS BEACUSE MI NEVA SI THIS WOMAN YET INNA MI LIFE…
MI ALLL HEAR SEH DI SAME BIG SOUR WOMAN COME BACK BOUT CHREE YEARS AGO AND AH COME PUT OUT CHRISMAS
“ANNUAL” PAHTY , AND MI HEAR SEH SHI NEVA COME BACK WID AH NEDA ONE SHI JUST FLOP HAR SHOW
BUT ONE TING WID YOU WEN YUH SEH “ANNUAL” AH “ANNUAL” , CUZ YOU BEEN KEEPING YOUR TINGS DEM EVERY
YEAR FOR OVER FIVE YEARS NOW !
MI NAH TELL NO LIE YUH IS NOT AH UGLY GIRL YUH JUST NEED FI GO TEK CARE AH DEM TWO FOOT DEH , DI HUMP
INNA YUH BACK , AND DI PEIRCIN DEH WEH DEH UNDA NEET YUH LIP …. AND YUH GOOD TO GO !
JUST NEED SOME CLOTHES NOW !
GWAAN YA SHARON PLATNUM
NO WORDS
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