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NOTICE

Published January 30, 2012 | By

PEOPLE HEF UNNO DOE SI MI RISE EARLY..IM JUST GOING TO BED..MI HAFFI SORT OUT MI MONDEH RUN BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP..JMG LIFE NOT EASY OO

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STANDING OVATION

Published January 30, 2012 | By

NOW MI A WARN UNO…MI NUH WAA NUH BADDIE EVEN TRYYYYYYYYY FI COME PUT DOWN THIS GIRL NOT EVEN WID A WORD, LINE OR LETTER…NO DK U DESERVE A STANDING OVATION..THIS GIRL GET A VERY BAD RUN PAN JMG..PEOPLE TALK ALL WHEY DEM NEVA KNOW BOUT HAR PLUS TAX…AND EVER SINCE THEN YUH NEVA SI DIS GIRL A PARTY NAKED NEVER EVER AGAIN..DK YOU DESERVE JMG MOST IMPROVED AWARD AND THEN SOME…MI HAFFI PUT YUH PICTURE PERMANENTLY UP HERE BECAUSE YUH NEVER HARBOR A GRUDGE…YUH HAIL MI EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE…AND BECAUSE YOU SAW HOW PEOPLE VIEWED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE ALMOST NAKED IN DANCEHALL..THAT MOTIVATED YOU TO CHANGE..BEAUTY IS NOT EVER ON THE OUTSIDE..NEITHER IS SEXINESS…*TEARS* I SWEAR…THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EXEMPLIFYING WHAT JMG IS REALLY ALL ABOUT :kiss

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HARD LIKE , WITH FINS LIKE?

Published January 29, 2012 | By

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CONFIRM OOOOOOOOOO

Published January 29, 2012 | By

PEOPLE MI GET ONE EMAIL SEH BAD AND READY DID TEK TING WHEY A NUH FI HAR AND BAY TINGS….NOW UNO KNOW DAT IS NO SURPRISE…DEM A SEH NOW SEH DEM DIP HAR THURSDAY?? MI WAA KNOW IF A TRUE OO..AND IF IT ISNT DI PEOPLE DEM FI STAP WALK AND TELL LIE…PLEASE N TONX

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BEENIE DI HIP A RERK GOOD MON

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FANCY IDLE CAT

Published January 29, 2012 | By

FANCY CAT FIRST TING FIRST…DI $100 BILL DEM DOE LOOK REAL SO MI NUH KNOW WHY A NOT SO FAR OFF RETIREE LIKA YUH NUH GUH SIDUNG AND STOP POST FOOLISHNESS PAN FACEBOOK..A WHO YUH A LOOK BTW, A NEW SCRIPT?

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SAY SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

Published January 29, 2012 | By

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