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DAFFY YUH SURE?

DI SENDER IS ASKING BASED ON THE BELOW PIC:-heat a get too hot in the kitchen….a waonda if di monkey a guh wid em lol

Look wat mi dog got in london nice and them sey don’t cum back mi soon pack mi bag them and cut

Voice From The Street: Lady Saw’s change

REVIVAL SESSION FOR THE NATION?


Don’t confuse us with the occult — Revivalists
Saturday, December 01, 2012

REVIVALISTS from the 14 parishes of Jamaica will converge on Emancipation Park in New Kingston today for a day of prayer for restoration of the nation.
The event, which starts at 4:00 pm, will feature revival singing and playing of the drums, as well as presentations on Revivalism in Jamaica, officiated by Bishop Tony Cousins.
SEAGA… among invited guests
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Ahead of the gathering, one of the events co-ordinators, Naomi Reynolds, the daughter of the late Kapo Reynolds who was one of Jamaica’s best known revivalists, said the Revivalist movement should not be confused with the occult as many Jamaicans tend to do.
“People see Revivalism as backward, superstitious, part of the occult; but this is wrong. The movement consists of people who are professionals — lawyers, doctors, graduates of tertiary institutions. It is a microcosm of the society.
“The tenets of Revivalism are very necessary at this time in our country, and we would like to see it adopted as part of the way forward to restoring our nation and communities,” said Reynolds. “We want to assist in shaping and uplifting our country, and tomorrow’s event (today) will mark an important new start.”
Reynolds said the event would be a first for the movement and it is planned to replicate it annually.
Among the invitees are Prime Minister Portia Simpson Miller; fomer Prime Minister Edward Seaga, himself an expert on Revivalism; Dr Omar Davies and Olivia ‘Baby’ Grange.

Read more: http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/Don-t-confuse-us-with-the-occult—Revivalists_13126210#ixzz2DrsjWmCq

PEACE…………..AND NUFF LOVE

PSALM 121- GOOD MORNING

Psalm 121

A song of ascents.

1 I lift up my eyes to the mountains—
where does my help come from?
2 My help comes from the Lord,
the Maker of heaven and earth.
3 He will not let your foot slip—
he who watches over you will not slumber;
4 indeed, he who watches over Israel
will neither slumber nor sleep.
5 The Lord watches over you—
the Lord is your shade at your right hand;
6 the sun will not harm you by day,
nor the moon by night.
7 The Lord will keep you from all harm—
he will watch over your life;
8 the Lord will watch over your coming and going
both now and forevermore.

LMAO


The complete guide to stalking someone on Social Media *EXCLUSIVE Leave a comment

If you are a human being like me, you have been interested in particular people or just maybe fancy a particular persons life. We are all investigative journalists to some extent….. Especially when the person in this case is making it difficult for us to get to them. Toda y(with aid of complete research *ok I’m kidding… I really made this up in the bathroom) we are going to learn how to stalk somebodies Facebook or Twitter profile…..

1. Click on the links that they post. If the person that you intend to relate you posts videos, articles or any links don’t hesitate to click on them. Remember, you want to create an impression when you are having a conversation with them. E.g if she posts a ‘Lady Gaga wears meat dress’ article you can always have a convo pointing out the advantages of wearing such a dress to a barbecue and how lucky you might be if the meat runs out. Use these hints as leverage for that intelligent conversation. Ladies like intelligent guys rite?

2. Study their pics carefully. Notice their dressing styles from shoes most worn, amount of make up applied, favorite colors and of course the amount of alteration of photos used. Yes, just assume that the amount of photo shop used is directly proportional to insecurities. It would also be helpful to download their pictures to your phone so that you may learn to anticipate how you will act when you actually meet them.

3. Check on what they comment on. Find out if they comment on that ‘Omg, my cat died’ with a ‘oh, who was mean enough to hit it 9 times’(This is blonde language). This may help you learn how to speak their language and avoid difficult language when speaking to such people as described above

4. Check the emoticons that they use. Emoticons are a very powerful way of communicating. If used right they can convey a number of emotions in a simple way. Check on the emoticons that your target frequently uses so that you may appeal to them when you send them that ‘Hi, This is crazy…. I just thought of you…… Here is a message….. So reply maybe’ text message, tweet or inbox.

5. Read their status/tweets updates carefully plus their locations. If they are activists by their updates then also pick up a cause…… It can be any random cause. If you don’t have any in mind then become a Samosa Undie Fundamentalists against the government policies in relation to the rising tax on your favorite undies…..*ok sorry

6. If they post their locations turn up where they are and pretend to be surprised to see them with the ‘Hey, I didn’t know that you also came here too……..’ line

7. Find out the relationships with the people close to them by close I mean cousin aunties or the people close to them. For example, if your target is some girl find out how the close males who are influential in her life behave….. The easiest way to a woman’s heart is to imitate the father figure because in her eyes(even though she may not admit it) that is the ideal man in her life….. Now you know something new kiddo!

8. Find out their birthday and find a way to make it special for them. How? Be creative. Come up with a cool wall post, be the first to wish them Happy birthday, text them after you have posted on their wall and in-boxed them e.t.c Pay attention like your regular stalker would to. Do something outstanding…. like send her a text T 11:59 just before her birthday.

9. Duplicate their status update. Yes, when you want the stalkee to finally realize they are being targeted blatantly steal their status update/tweet even if it says ’3rd day in a row without taking a shower….. Woo hooo’

10.. Read their bio and surprisingly offer them that particular movie or series that they are interested in e.g if they happen to like ‘House’ tell them that you intend to discard your complete 9 season set and you are looking for somebody who is interested in them’…. Guys, bio’s have much information that can be helpful, use it to your advantage…. unless she cant cook chapati.

have fun stalking you idle individual…….
http://therarechamp.wordpress.com/2012/10/08/the-complete-guide-to-stalking-someone-on-social-media-exclusive/

TOMMY SEH OBAMA A HIM ROLE MODEL OOO

SMADDY COMMENT DIS

Sweety… let’d take care of what everybody’s thinking:
1. As an American, why does a Danish give two shits about the U,S.?
2, Your foundation looks like jaundice,
3. Since the butter crisis, I would have expected more English

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