What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul? – Mark 8:36

What’s the worst thing that has happened to you during sex?

I have had to stop giving my guy a blow job so that I could vomit.
I’ve farted while have a good cum, queefed, and peed a bit.
Another time, was when my tummy wasn’t feeling good, but hubby wanted it anyways, and I ended up having small spots of poop on the bed. That was embarrassing.

Top 14 Signs You’re A Side Chick

There you have it, all top 14 signs that you are a side chick,Whether we like it or not, the “Side Chick” phenomenon is very real all around the world.

Have you ever heard any lady say, “I just found out my boyfriend is getting married”?

And there are also young ladies who know they are side chicks but do not mind being that.

here are some ways to know if you are a side chick!

He doesn’t answer your calls
He is MIA during weekends and public holidays
He doesn’t want to label your relationship / He hesitates to introduce you to people as his “girlfriend”
He is not worried when you cancel set date plans
He only pays you physical compliments
The only time you can call is late at night. If you call anytime before that ur call is rejected.
YOu’re out with Dimarco and he says, “sometimes people call me Keith.”
He makes you duck down in the car at every stoplight.
You only know his nickname cuz he claim he don’t give out his government.
It’s not that I don’t want people to know about us, I just don’t like my personal business in the streets is all.
U only know his nickname. “Yea, girl, me & KNUCKLES s’posed to hang later..aint heard from him yet.”
You can’t come over, my ex still live here. I sleep on the couch though.
If all of your “good” jewelry is from Forever21.
He stays with a fresh line up and clothes & your toes look burnt breakfast sausages.

There are those of us who have become entirely addicted to our hair extensions. Not only have we been wearing weaves for so long but without it we tend to feel extremely bare. There is no denying that a woman’s hair definitely enhances her natural beauty and we need not look further than the television screen to validate this fact. At London’s Luxury Hair we believe in the beauty of all things, we appreciate the feminine beauty of all women, of all color, body sizes and shapes, after all, sexy is more an attitude than anything else. We encourage our “Royals” to celebrate their existence, to enjoy every bit of themselves, to own their intrinsic beauty as at no time do we wish to underestimate the power of physical appearance.
We do however feel that it is equally important to take just as much pride in and to care for your natural hair even while choosing to wear your virgin extensions. We encourage all our Royals to invest in organic coconut oils and argan oils to properly treat and care for their natural hair, especially the delicate edges and hairline. I can easily recall days when after uninstalling my extensions, I was forced to wait for days until my new virgin hair arrived and my saving grace was knowing that I could easily smack some perm in my natural hair, put it in a ponytail and take confidence in the fact that I had a full head of healthy hair and wasn’t bald headed. So while we understand that as women, we will look fabulous, we want those Rapunzel tresses and we will be fierce with it, I also encourage my sisters to devote equal amount of care to their own natural tresses as well.
Extra care should be taken when installing any extension in any method, whether it’s clip in extensions, sew-ins, braids or fusions. It is vitally important not to cause undue stress to the hairline as long-term stress can lead to traction alopecia. It’s a great idea to install your extensions as far away from the hairline as possible where the hair is thicker and will not be affected by the extensions. If your install causes you to hurt or your hair is being pulled to the point of discomfort, do not hesitate to direct your stylist to loosen your braids. An install should never hurt and if it does, it’s more a disservice to you than anything else. Feel celebrated and beautiful whether you choose to go natural or rock an expensive weave – either way Royalty is still our birthright.

At some point, this is just going to turn into a picture post because I truly don’t know what to say about the 5’4″ 420-pound LA resident Mikel Ruffinelli who, according to online UK mag, Closer, holds the title of having the largest hips in the world at a circumference of 8 ft. Well, one thing to say for starters is Miss, excuse me, Mrs. Ruffinelli loves her body. The 39-year-old has been married to her husband, Reggie Brooks, 40, a computer technician, for 10 years and the couple are the proud parents of three children. Mikel also has a 19-year-old son from a previous relationship whose birth, she says, sparked the spreading of her hips. She told the mag:“After having Andrew in 1994, I went from 13st and a size 16 to 17st and a size 20 and couldn’t shift it.”

Three kids later, that size jumped up to 32, accompanied by a 42D bust and a 40-inch waist (and don’t forget 8ft hips).“I put [the weight gain] down to my pregnancies,” Mikel said. “I don’t see why else the weight would go to my hips, although, I do eat lots.”
“Lots” means 3,000 calories a day, which Mikel points out for someone her size is not a lot. She also says she was an athletic teenager and never had a problem with her weight until she became pregnant at 22. And though big hips run in her family, Mikel says no one’s are quite as big as hers. But that doesn’t bother her. “I love my shape and I see no reason to diet because I don’t have health problems. I love Mexican food, English breakfasts and chips. My husband finds my shape Hot and we have an amazing time in bed – there’s no position we can’t do! He tells me I’m beautiful every day. Men don’t fancy skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure. When I walk down the street I can hear people using cameras and saying: ‘Look at her fat a**.’ Fortunately, I rise above it. I don’t want to get bigger, but I don’t want to lose my curves. I look great. I hope I inspire women to think, ‘She’s happy with her body and I can be too!’”

http://madamenoire.com/256022/she-rock-them-8ft-hips-meet-mikel-ruffinelli-the-proud-owner-of-the-biggest-hips-in-the-world/