”Met,Forgive me plzzzz…mi did ah siddung inna di office ah flick thru some pic (like u do),bored outta mi wit…But then all of a sudden mi eye ketch dem pic yah,woiiiiii di ole place did shell dung wen mi did buss out mi BIG DUTTY STINKING LAUGH!>mi seh…..all now mi still deyah inna dismay & shock horror! my question is IS DIS REALLY SANDY BUCKAS? WAT HAPPENED TO DA FACE?no sah,mi never no seh Micheal Jackson tribute did ah gwan as-well as di boatride pon land.How Lucky fi mek har come up suh eeeeeeeh???dat deh £ weh she dash out pon shoes,she shoulda use buy cream fi freshen up face and give har likkle glow cah u well need it moms! lucky ah stress it bad bad bad mi can see it .No comment pon di rest_”
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MI HEAR SEH FIGHT GWAAN UP A SMUDGE OR YUSH DI ADDA DAY A WHO AND U CHILE? DIS SERIOUS A HOPE A NUH ONE A U MATE DEM!

NOW DIS LIST A FI ALL DI PARTY GOERS/ FARRINAZ WHEY GO A JA AND EITHER UNNO SI DEM INA DI PARTY OR PAN DI PARTY SITE DEM AND DEM NUH READY- DASH DI NAME AND SEH WHY DEM FLOP….. NUH BADDA MUD UP NUH BADDIE JUS STATE DI OBVIOUS

Affi drop this like a bomb!!!.. Stun dem …and some gal man a bun dem …whooie …the new dance whey a mash up di whole a kingston…it hot a cowfoot sundays, grabba gal saturdays, sunday sundays, bike show a kirk, dem tek it to dem a buzz halfway tree pon boxing night di stun dem crew a gwaan badddddd.. but met di bowy whey inna di video whey originate the dance, name andy stun or daddy stun….have bout a 1 dozen fly batty gal round di whole a kingston 13 a mad over him, have baby mother a ready and new babymother pon di way…him not even buss yet and dem a gwaan wid a bag a tings… Mi hear seh him a dagga off all di gal dem wey inna di stun dem crew….met mi waan yuh investigate…..investigate mi seh Met

Met get di file pon Missan,Misshi and Tracy Stun dem file well dirty

Met Big up Yuh self…cause di site large and 2011 wi a gi it to dem

MET : HI THERE SUPA BARRY
SUPA BARRY:———————–
MET: MI HEAR SEH YUH SEH DI UNDA 18 DEM LIKE U KAW U HIS HAH FREAK CHOOT OR LOI?
SUPA BARRY : !@#$%^^&*
MET: MI KYAH DECODE DAT, ANSA MI QWESTYAN
SUPA BARRY: asdrttyyuioP
MET: HUH
SUPA BARRY :$%^&*()
MET : LISSEN MI MAN YUH NEED FI COME XPLAIN DI TINGSSSSS IS YUH A FREAK HAR NOT ??