Monthly Archives: January 2013

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AH CYAA PUT DI PICTURE KAW DAH EMAIL YAH REALLY BAD

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T++ .. Yep ms realnychick from old buckfield ochi. Ochi, new York, LA and Florida mattress .. (Edited) yup the same one on hubo poster last year , the same one with the bagga man name pon her body, everybody coloring book. ” I wonder who u sent these pum pum pics to lol Clyon? Y G skull? Hubo? Timmy? Greg? Robert?ur freak Popcaan? Chris? Johnny? Or wait was it ur freaky girl friends sidia chin, shenice, lisa or Britney, Ashely or sky …lol bitch jump from country n state fi go (Edited) fi live a life she can’t afford…Ochi mash up now. But my girl you nuh see seh u need fi see a doctor my girl yuh look sick bad u need some meat pon yuh bones not to mention d color of yuh p++ … Dwfl I though (Edited) were supposed to be pink. (Edited) The gal deh ova mi yard the Otha nite n her(Edited)yo mi did have fi ask her if she did okay Cus she did sick fi couple days.. (Edited)

WHAT A MIGHTY GOD WE SERVE!

”Me and my son Alex Ibe’ONit at splash shaking it up”

IDLERS

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THERMOMETER NEEDED

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LMAO , DO YOU AGREE?

MET, MAWNING!!!

WHY SOME PPL NUH UNDERSTAND WHEN FI TAN A DEM YAAD????????
TEK A GOOD LOOK PAN DEM PARTY MISHAPS YAH!!
DEM SHOULDA JUST BUILD BACK AND WATCH A LIKKLE LIFETIME MOVIE INSTEAD OF GUH FLOP DEMSELF!!! SMH

ALL DAH ONE DEH WEH FULL AH BUS LIKE J.U.T.C, DEM OLD FOOT DEH, DI CHIMPANZEE INNA DI RED HAIR AND DI ONE WID DI BELLY!

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JAMAICA IS AT A CROSSROAD AGAIN

One of the primary problems facing Jamaica’s Prime Minister Portia Simpson Miller is the cult of fanatical followers she has inspired. While this is understandable given her tremendous popular appeal, the negative side is that every criticism is perceived as a personal attack on Jamaica’s first woman Prime Minister by elitists who turn up their noses at her humble background and are determined to bring her down. As a result, many of her followers seem incapable of objective analysis of her pros and cons. One can only hope that there is at least one person in the room with her who will stick up a hand to say when she is going wrong, but I’m starting to seriously doubt it. A perfect example is the Prime Minister’s recent national broadcast. At a time of great uncertainty for the Jamaican economy, at a time when the whispers in the corridors of finance and business are that the year ahead will be very difficult for the country, at a time when Jamaicans are unsure what to expect from an IMF agreement, or what to expect if there is no agreement, the Prime Minister steered clear of actually talking about any of the real problems facing the country. Sometimes it takes an outsider to point out what should be obvious to us all, and the Chicago Tribune for some reason, has now chosen to hold up Jamaica to the world as an example of failed policies and a dismal economic outlook, saying Jamaica provides an object lesson in“the catastrophic effects of borrowing way too much, and the painful choices that follow. This saga, less familiar than Greece’s, is a lesson for lawmakers in the U.S. and elsewhere.” “The Caribbean nation actually is in worse financial shape than Greece: Jamaica has more debt in relation to the size of its economy than any other country. It pays more in interest than any other country. It has tried to restructure its loans to stretch them out over more years, at lower interest rates, with no success. Such a move would be risky for its already nervous lenders. So Jamaica is trying to wangle a bailout from a skeptical International Monetary Fund. Another deadline for a potential deal just came and went last week, though negotiations continue,” it goes on.

That’s the reality the Prime Minister seems determined to ignore. What Jamaica needs is not Pollyanna-type platitudes, and an exhortation that“Our ancestors did not fight so gallantly; did not shed their blood for us to now capitulate to gloom and doom. No. We know, as Jimmy Cliff assured us, that we can get it if we really want. All we have to do is to try, try and try, and we will succeed at last.” No, what Jamaica needs now is a hard, realistic look at our current situation, and a courageous start to the necessary conversation the country needs to have. Maybe someone in the room could point that out to the Prime Minister the next time she and her people are crafting a national broadcast.

http://newsandviewsbydjmillerja.wordpress.com/2013/01/08/the-problem-with-prime-minister-simpson-miller-and-that-chicago-tribune-editori

WTF AFRICA- MOTHER AND DAUGHTER PIERCE MAN’S A***

WIFE tells court
Mother and daughter face punishment for piercing neighbor’s AN*S with stick

GHANA – Following a bizarre quarrel over a coconut tree, two women face court charges for severely injuring a man’s an*s.

48-year-old Madam Agnes Miezah Bazayi and her 18-year-old daughter, Georgina Morkeh Menlah, both appeared in the Half Assini District magistrate’s court where they were convicted of the attack on their neighbour’s back passage.

The neighbour, a fisherman named Ezah Kojo, had hired a tree surgeon or comparable handyman to prune the branches of coconut tree that belonged to Madam Bazayi. Branches from the tree were allegedly causing damage to Mr. Ezah’s property.

But when the lumberjack arrived, he was forced out of the tree by Madam Bazayi and her teenage daughter who used a long sharpened raffia palm branch to poke the workman’s buttocks. When the contractor refused to continue the job, Mr. Ezah climbed the tree himself and again the mother and daughter attempted to use their weapon to lacerate his behind.

But the long pointed stick actually penetrated Mr. Kojo directly through his an*s and caused considerable damage and injury to his colon, intestines and rectum.

Kojo was rushed to the Eikwe Catholic Hospital for emergency colorectal surgery. The injured fisherman was then referred to two other hospitals in the region in a desperate attempt to save his life.

He had to undergo major surgery to create an anal opening in his abdomen and as he can no longer pass faeces in the traditional fashion.

Both Madam Bazayi and Miss Menlah were found guilty of the crime and the case has been referred to the Western Region Supervising High Court Judge in Sekondi where a stern sentence is expected to be handed down.
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