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EARLY DIS SUNDAY MAWNIN

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GOOD MORNING

A psalm of David.

1 Lord, who may dwell in your sacred tent?
Who may live on your holy mountain?
2 The one whose walk is blameless,
who does what is righteous,
who speaks the truth from their heart;
3 whose tongue utters no slander,
who does no wrong to a neighbor,
and casts no slur on others;
4 who despises a vile person
but honors those who fear the Lord;
who keeps an oath even when it hurts,
and does not change their mind;
5 who lends money to the poor without interest;
who does not accept a bribe against the innocent.
Whoever does these things
will never be shaken.

GWAAN SORT

YES PEOPLE MI MAILBOX LOOKING NICE FAH MONDAY………….FROM JAMAICA TO FARRIN…PLEASE KEEP IT UP..MORE MORE OO..IT CYAH TUH MUCH..WE HAVE NEW INMATES TO DEPORTEES IN MAH MAILBOX…..GWAAN CHUU …MONDEH LUK NICE :)

IS DI CANADIANX NO DI CAYMANIAN LENA BRITISH 2+2=99.564

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Title: Lena British says she is not the woman the actor was referring to.

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Sadeke Brooks, Staff Reporter

Following the popularity of a recording made by actor Keith ’Shebada’ Ramsey, dancehall personality Lena British says she is not the woman the actor was referring to.

Suffering from the flu at her home in the United Kingdom, Lena British says she was awakened by phone calls this week from persons claiming that they heard a voice note with Shebada hurling insults at her.

In the voice note that was laced with insults, Shebada said, ”Dawn, tell Lena nuh hate yuh fi yuh age…A wah do Lena British? Mi will class har enuh…Tell Lena fi leave yuh alone ’cause yuh cute..Tell Lena seh she used to tek Assassin and Assassin lef har.”

But Lena British, who lives in England, is insisting that she is not the woman in question. She said when she heard about it initially she did not believe, as she does not know Shebada personally.

”I didn’t take notice of it but when I put my phone down, my BlackBerry had about a hundred messages on there and I started getting phone calls,” she told THE STAR.

”I don’t know that Lena British that Shebada is talking about, but it is not the one in England, it is not me. It doesn’t sound good because nobody is aware of that Lena British, they know me. You are going to have people thinking that it is me,” she said.

While she has responded to several people, she says she is unable to respond to everyone since the recording has found its way on several popular websites.

”I could not defend myself to so many people. I don’t want anybody to think that I am having an affair with a married man (dancehall artiste Assassin) ’cause that is not me, that’s not what I am about,” she said.

After much effort, Lena British said she eventually got in contact with Shebada’s manager who also confirmed that she was not the woman the actor was referring to. Following that, Shebada also released another voice note stating that the recording was done over a year ago about another person, who also goes by the name Lena British.

”Mi send out a voice note early last year to one a mi friend a Cayman name Dawn seh wi a chat Lena British from Cayman. Mi nuh know Lena British from England, a hear mi hear bout her. And she a veteran inna di business, so mi nuh want people get the thing twisted. Is not Lena British from England mi a talk, so don’t get the thing twisted,” he said.

WHA GWAAN A FLORIDA WID MARSHA AND RAAYON EVERBLESS?

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THE FORBIDDEN CITY

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR OOMAN JUS DAGGAH MNL

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REVEALED: How to tell when a WOMAN has just had S*X

Did you know that just by walking down the street, or across the office, people may be able to figure out that you’ve gotten laid? Because having a vaginal orgasm does more than just put a little pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation. In a European study, trained sexologists (nice job title) were able to pick out, with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an orgasm just by watching them walk.

But that’s not the only way someone can tell if a woman has had s*x. Here are a few others:

The Glow: There’s a scientific reason for us getting the flushed in the cheeks look after s*x— more blood flow — but what about that aura of calm that seems to float around us after the fact? It happens. Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little wink and a nod.

The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is also known as the Smirking Smile and if you see a woman looking sideways with this look on her face, you’ll know, yep, she just got laid. She has a secret that’s making her go through her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because, seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had s*x with a happy ending.

The Wet Spot: I know this is gross but getting seminal moisture leaking through to your pants can be an unfortunate byproduct of having s*x, at least if you don’t use a condom or your partner doesn’t pull out. And it’s not one of the good ways you would want someone to be able to tell that you recently had s*x. Wearing a pad post-intercourse can help prevent this — just sayin’.

The Unflappably Buoyant Mood: A post-intercourse rise in endorphins can give you a fresh perspective on the annoyances of every day life: Go ahead, honk at me because I’m going too slow. Cut in front of me in the check-out line at the store. And let my kids scream at each other while they argue over who gets to sit in the front seat on the way to school. I. Don’t. Care. Thanks to a little early morning sunrise surprise, nothing is going to put me in a bad mood.

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