STUCK
An overweight inmate’s attempts to escape jail in in Ceres in the central Brazilian state of Goias ended in humiliation – when he got stuck in a hole he helped smash in his cell wall.
Firefighters had to free 16-stone Rafael Valadao when his belly stopped him making his break for freedom.
Prison guards compounded his embarrassment by standing round laughing as the operation to release him swung into action.
Authorities were last night hunting for a thinner cell-mate who managed to escape first.
Two other inmates waiting behind Rafael also saw their hopes of freedom thwarted by the unexpected hitch in their escape bid.
Firefighters stepped in around 2am on Tuesday after the two inmates waiting their turn behind Rafael failed in various attempts to push him through the hole they had made with a metal bar.
He was later taken to hospital under police protection with a suspected broken rib.
A police spokesman said: “He was screaming with pain when help arrived.
“He seemed to have underestimated the size of his stomach.”
WTF AFRICA- 6 YEAR OLD NIGERIAN PASSES A LEVEL MATH
6 Year old Nigerian Kid passes London GCSE in Maths. Deborah Thorpe turned now seven years and so was only five when she actually sat her GCSE, an exam normally taken by 16-year-olds, according to the Examination board records.
She is mentored by another Nigerian wonder kid, 11 year old Paula Imafidon who holds a joint world record as the youngest person to pass Maths & ICT GCSE with her twin brother, Peter (Guinness book of record).
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Put it to him
God Never Fails
SUBMITTED BY GRACEALONE
Godly people are always spiritual and the spirit of God never fails. It is the spirit that works positively and has an ability to enter even the bone marrow of the human body.
I remember the moment when I had prayed for a cancer patient. He was 11 years old boy. He was suffering from blood cancer and I prayed to God to give him Grace to live. God’s grace never fails and enters the bone marrow too.
I had been praying for people since many years. A pray is nothing but asking God to give Grace to others. Many people get new life when they recieve His Grace. Most important is that we live by His Grace alone. So, we do not need to give anything else in return of Grace. Grace come free from God and we never need to fast or offer anything to God in return.
God is not a fake businessman or a fake polician who would change the meaning of being God. God is a free giver. Anything that is free comes from God and since God gives us unconditionally, He never fails. Only unconditional love never fails, did you know that?
Well, the God of Grace has no name. We cannot put Him into any category of religions. If at all we want to know the religion of God, then it can be termed as ‘Pure Religion’. According to my belief, pure religion does not have blames, shames, offensive actions and it always results in the unity of all. Please read the article below for knowing more about ‘Pure Religion’.
Unconditional love never fails as it is written in 1 Corinthians 13:8, ‘Charity Never Fails’. This means unconditional love is same as charity and that is same as true and living God. There are many gods of our belief, however, the true God is the one that really exist. Such a God gives us peace because His Grace gives us mercy and that multiplies peace within.
Peace within is peace outside too. If you are running within your heart, then no matter what, you will never have peace. Running to and fro cannot give you stability. One needs to be stable to have peace within and that comes from the true God whom I know. I would say that if you know that the true God is through Lord Jesus Christ, then you are on the right track.
The God through Lord Jesus Christ brings Peace forever because He is the God of Grace and the one who gives Grace never fails.
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