WTF AFRICA- HUSBAND LEAVES AFTER CENSUS
A Harare woman on Monday claimed in court that she was meeting her husband for the first time since August when he left for census enumeration and never returned home. Tambudzai Machakaire had been brought to court by her husband Timothy Matenga who sought a protection order against her.
Matenga said Machakaire was his ex-wife who was in the habit of calling him on his mobile phone insulting him.
“Your worship, this woman is causing me emotional distress,” said Matenga. She is in the habit of calling me telling me that I live on pills and I won’t live long. I don’t want her to come to my workplace and place of residence as well as calling me.”
But Machakaire told the court that it was, in fact, Matenga who deserted the family going for the 2012 census enumeration in August.
“This man left the family on August 4 going for census enumeration and he did not come back,” she said.
“He left me with no money for rentals and food. He changed his cellphone numbers and I could not even contact him. I tried contacting his relatives and they also said they did not know his whereabouts. I went to Beatrice Kushinga Primary School where he works after our child was injured and they told me that they last saw him during census enumeration.”
When magistrate Ms Miriam Banda asked Matenga to respond to the allegations, he said: “It is true Your Worship, I left home on the 4th of August but this was after several attempts to formalise divorce with her”.
Ms Banda said Matenga did not convince the court why his wife should be barred from visiting his workplace or stop contacting him. Ms Banda granted the protection order in Matenga’s favour and ordered Machakaire to stop verbally insulting her husband.
HELLO, MY NAME IS LORD- GOOD MORNING
Hello, My Name is…Lord
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When my five year old daughter recently tested my authority, I suggested that perhaps we should all start wearing nametags. “My nametag will say ‘ THE MOMMY,'” I quipped. “What do you think yours will say?” Expecting her to simply answer, “Grace,” I was shocked when she responded with, “NOT the Mommy?” Her answer transported me back a couple of thousand years, where I imagined Jesus, frustrated by his disciples and possibly even inventing the very first nametags.
Even when the disciples finally got the “Lord” part right, Jesus had to review the organizational chart with them. He asked them a bone-chilling question that is relevant to us all even today: “Why do you call me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ and do not do what I say?” (Luke 6:46). We all need to keep our Lord’s position of authority clear in our hearts and lives. What exactly does it mean to call Jesus our “Lord”? He expects obedience and respect in the same way that I do from my children. Fortunately for us, a voice doesn’t come down from heaven saying, “I’m going to give you ’til the count of three” or “Don’t even make me come down there.” What he asks us to do is clearly delineated in the Bible, in some cases conveniently stated in red letters. We do not have the luxury of picking our favorite verses and forgetting about the less favorable ones. When we call him “ Lord,” we need to surrender our lives to the Master and allow him to lead us. Shortly after our son Luke turned four, he was playing in a large laundry basket. He was pretending to be driving in his “car,” and I used the opportunity to reprove him for his earlier mischievous behavior. He leaned over the side of the basket, pushed an imaginary button, and made a squeaking noise. “What was that?” I asked. “I just put up my car window,” he answered. Had he been older, I could have reminded him that he was riding in a “convertible,” but even at such a tender age, he just wanted to shut out the hierarchy. He may call me “Mommy,” but he doesn’t always want to think about what that title means. I could suddenly understand why Jesus doesn’t want us to roll up the window when he has something to say. The organizational chart of a company shows the structure of relationships between employees. While there are many different types of “org. charts,” one fact remains true: no one likes to be at the bottom. Sure, the chart seems impressive if you’re on the top, looking like the superior giant head supported by more lines than an interstate road map. But what if you’re the guy on the bottom? What if you’re the speck at the bottom of the page that looks more like the unfortunate stain of a squished flea? The Apostle Paul had a healthy attitude toward his place in the world. He recognized his position at the bottom of the chart, describing himself and the other apostles as “the scum of the earth, the refuse of the world” (1 Cor. 4:13b). Wow, they must have been lining up for that job! “No experience required; must resemble gunk on bottom of shoe.” Even with such an ignoble job description, Paul was able to set the standard for Christian behavior at the workplace.
Throughout my career in the work force, I have been at both ends of the spectrum, from temp to executive and in between. Now that I am a stay-at-home mom, I realize that none of those positions affected my relationship with my Lord and my Father. What really matters is the real hierarchy that God set forth in His word:
The chart form of this statement is rather humbling: One great example of why we do not try to tamper with this chart is contained in the gospel of Mark. James and John came to Jesus and tried to swing a sweetheart deal for their positions in the Kingdom. They started with, “we want you to do for us whatever we ask” (John 10:35b). Now, if my kids ever said this to me, I would suffer whiplash from my head snapping back with incredulous laughter so loud it would startle the Tang out of the astronauts at the space station. But Jesus gave a loving and patient response:
This was Jesus’ polite way of informing them that no, they cannot alter the org. chart. The other disciples were upset at this unbelievable attempt to ascend the corporate Kingdom ladder behind their backs.
If anyone deserved the right to flaunt his position, it was our Lord. He didn’t wear a nametag that read: Instead, Jesus gave the greatest example of how to be a servant-leader. He even washed his disciples’ feet to demonstrate how to serve one another out of love (John 13:1-17). Today’s culture promotes selfishness and pride, even if it means having to hurt other people to “succeed.” When we study the teachings of Jesus, we see that he condemned such arrogance and narcissism. The Apostle Paul gave us specific instructions for emulating our Lord:
We need to submit to our Master and do what he commanded. There should be no contradiction in our lives between whom we serve and what we do. Also, Jesus shouldn’t have to wear a nametag at the Kingdom. Practically speaking, we won’t even be able to see it if we are on our knees bowing in reverence to him. Oh, and let’s not make him take out the org. chart…let’s just wear it on our hearts.
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From: clifford smith
Date: Tue, May 8, 2012 at 10:42 AM
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To: heather cameron
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From: princess queen
Subject: Re: Addver.
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From: princess queen
To:
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From: princess queen
To: clifford smith
Subject: Re: Addver.
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