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25 REASONS WHY WOMEN CHEAT

So why do women cheat in a relationship? Are women easy to trick or are they just confused? Read these 25 truthful reasons no one ever told you about!

So why do women cheat like there’s no tomorrow?

Looking for real life reasons behind why women cheat? Well, these 25 truthful reasons will reveal the real truth.

1. Women get too close to others, too fast. Women build strong emotional connections really fast. It’s easy for them to get close to a guy and confuse the bond with love.

2. They love any man who can give them emotional support. It’s true. Want to steal a girlfriend, just give her a shoulder to lean on. She’ll give you her bed to sleep on.

3. Women favor the gene pool. They instinctively want to favor the gene pool and play their part for Mother Nature by constantly picking other dating and mating potentials.

4. Women fall in love fast. They fall in love too fast with just about anyone who shows affection. They try playing hard to get, but almost always end up becoming really easy to get for potential girlfriend stealers.

5. Women are progressive. They like sprucing men up and working on little man projects now and then. And just when you think you’ve been perfected by your girlfriend, she’ll find another man to perfect.

6. Women love drama and gossip in their lives. It’s the truth. Women get bored extremely easily and need constant attention and drama in their lives. Once the man settles down in love, the woman starts unsettling.

7. They’re confused about their feelings almost all the time. A girl may love her man generally, but her mood swings ebb and flow like the tides of the sea. She likes her man sometimes, and she bitches about him at other times. Add another man into the equation and it’s a teen sitcom.

8 .Women are suckers for affection and compliments. Women fall for compliments and flirty touches really easily. When another guy flirts with your girl, she may think she’s just having fun. But in reality, she’d be falling for him even if he’s just having fun.

9. It’s ridiculously easy to make a girl doubt her own boyfriend. All another guy has to do is point a few flaws, talk sweet, touch her in a few places, and she’ll start to think her boyfriend’s a loser and the new guy is a sex god who’s in love with her.

10. Women say they don’t want to stray. But yet all they think about is straying. Every time a guy flirts with a girl, she temporarily forgets she has a boyfriend already!

11. Women close their eyes while kissing another guy. Yeah, just shut your damn eyes and say it all happened so fast! Women get physical and then say it was a mistake. Men, on the other hand try covering it up by saying it didn’t happen. Women want pity, men forgive them. Men get caught, become a punching bag.

12. Women always think they’re in a relationship crisis. When a woman’s life’s not crackling with romantic and sexual electricity, they always think their relationship sucks. Women say they don’t like vibrating, entertaining sex toys and dildos, but yet they want men to behave like one.

13. Women think they’re too good. Almost all women think they’re too good for their boyfriend. With that kind of logic, it’s easy to stray when a “better guy” comes along to play.

14. Women cheat for the dumbest reasons. Men cheat because they find someone sexy. Women cheat for the dumbest of reasons, to prove a point, to get back at her man, to let him know she’s not getting enough attention, to get something they really want and more dumb reasons.

15. Women have cravings. That is, chocolates and unavailable traits in men. If her man’s not very clean and tidy, and she meets a coworker who’s a perfectionist when it comes to being clean and tidy, she’ll involuntarily be drawn to that trait. So if a guy wants to lay a girl, all he has to do is show off a trait her boyfriend doesn’t have and she’ll diveboard into his bed.

16. Women get attracted to any man who makes her feel good. Men usually have affairs only with women who are sexually attractive. So unless the guy is rich or super charming, his odds are slim to have an affair with the girl of his dreams. But women cheat with any loser who knows to treat her better than her boyfriend.

17. She’s a gold digger. There’s no point here. If you’re dating a woman who’s more interested in your money and the fun times you give her than she is in you, you can’t hold on to her unless you strike oil.

18. Women cheat when they’re emotionally vulnerable. Men need booze and a sexy girl to cheat. Women just need to feel vulnerable. They’d feel vulnerable for the smallest of reasons and circumstances. And if another guy makes a move at the right time, he’ll be able to sleep with her that very night.

19. Committed women love getting the attention of other men. And when they don’t get the attention from a guy they like, they try harder to get a second glance. Why do you think girls go weak for bad boys who treat them like crap?

20. Women don’t learn from their mistakes. Women make moves and mistakes, and they regret it. But they don’t learn. They know when they’re crossing the thin red line with another guy, but they just don’t try to put a stop to the guy because “they like the attention”.

21. Women cheat when they’re unhappy in bed. Do you have a small weeny? Or are you suffering from impotency or erectile dysfunction? That’s reason enough to cheat on you, don’t you think?

22. Her man’s charm is wearing off. If a woman isn’t sexually attracted to her man anymore, she’ll definitely dive head first into any other sexually attractive man’s pants.

23. Women are stereotyped. Most men look at women as cute, walking talking sex toys. Hey, women can only resist temptation so much. If a woman’s constantly being hit on by a million guys everywhere she goes, it’s only a matter of time before she succumbs to temptation, wouldn’t you say?

24. Once bitten, never shy. A woman may cheat and get over it after a heartbreaking while. But a few months later, the drama starts all over again. Women just like the constant rush of falling in and out of love all the time.

25. Do women really ever want to be happy? Really, a woman could be in a perfect long term relationship with a perfect guy. But all she has to do is meet another great guy who knows how to steal a girl and she’ll do his bidding in no time. Perhaps, women think they like being happy when in reality, all they want is to experience bursts of happiness and lots of confusions all the time.

Love panky

THE KILLING OF HUMPY

Title: killing of humpy

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met mi jus waan sort out dem dutty bad mind hypocrite ppl deh weh did a talk bey tings seh humpy a murderer. met everybody know seh humpy annu murderer, and mi couldnt answa di nasty hypocrite espute caz mi internet did cut off. but met humpy a good youth. a 2 time him get a chance fi guh a farrin and him come back caz a him 2 youth dem a jamaica. nuh body nuh know humpy as nuh killer. dem youth deh jus listen to dem music and tek care a dem family. met mi nah ask nubody, even the police weh come a di crime scene after dem kill seh him know seh di man a good man. di same night before him dead di police dem inna di lane and humpy seh him glad fi si di police dem caz at least the place inna peace. sum a dem cowad jancrow weh a chat off dem mouth betta stop hide behine dem computa a seh weh dem a seh. as a bystander a di whole ting mi bend fi si a innocent youth just dead fi nutten. if di youth did wanted him wouldnt inna him house a sleep wid him woman and 2 pickney. and all di germs a chat dem caan name one man weh dem seh humpy kill. humpy nuh deserve fi dead dats why di ppl dem a protest, and him nuh have money fi gi nuh body, a just humble youth a suffa inna di getto. dats why di killing a jamaica caan stop becaus sum ppl nuh care bout other ppl life. just tru dem lose fi dem family dem waan si other ppl bawl to dem nuh care if it right or wrong. dem a crab in barril met. same way jamaica police dem kill di youth dem a central village a di same ting gwaan wid humpy. jamaica need fi stop kill di innocent dem if dem an deal wid law. dung to di same police dem admit seh dem get wrong infamation. dat mi a seh

Met dis a youth name Humpy from mckoy ln weh di wicked police dem kill off. di brown youth in a di middle widdle the plat up hair. him a nuh murderer met a good youth and all who chat bout di youth fi dead lef him pickney dem a sum bad heart people weh nuh like getto youths. Humpy aka donavon johnson a peaceful youth and dem need fi stop spread rumor and mek di police dem a get weh wid murder. mi a ghetto youth miself suh mi a try fi mek a difference suh di police stop kill off the ppl dem. clean heart wi seh.

THEN INA DI OBSERVER

Romantic, Tenament for Claro/INSPORTS final
BY GERALD REID Observer Writer
Wednesday, May 25, 2011

ROMANTIC United of Kingston and Tenament Youth of St James registered contrasting 2-0 wins last Sunday and will square off in the final of the CLARO/INSPORTS All-Island Community League Football Championship.
The Kingston champions defeated Crook’s Street United, also of Kingston, at the Constant Spring playing field, while the St James winners tagged the St Ann parish champions, Ocho Rios Sports Club, at the Elletson Wakeland Centre in Trelawny.
Romantic United players celebrate a goal against fellow Kingston side Crook’s Street United during their final-round game in the CLARO/INSPORTS All-Island Community Football League at Constant Spring last Sunday. Romantic won, 2-0. (Photo: Garfield Robinson)
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Meanwhile, the Grand Final will be played on Saturday, May 28 at the National Stadium beginning at 3:00 pm with the third- and fourth-place play-off game scheduled to start at 1:00 pm at the National Stadium. Both teams will be boasting unbeaten records entering the final.
Crook’s Street, who went through the round-of-16 as a qualifier, quickly applied pressure on Romantic through flowing passes produced from Jermain Thompson, Oneil Marshall, Sheldon Foster and Victor Robinson. However, they failed to convert a number of close calls inside the penalty box.
After weathering the early attacks from Crook’s Street, Romantic came into their own with some smooth-flowing counter-attacking plays. A long ball that went over the heads of the defenders found Kemar Woodley, but with only goalkeeper Jermaine Frazer to beat, his shot went straight to the custodian, who parried it onto the crossbar.
The ball, however, was kept in play from the rebound and another shot from Gerald Reid inside the 18-yard box deflected off a defender for a corner. Reid’s shot from inside from the corner kick deflected for yet another corner. The ball was eventually clear from the second corner taken by Romantic.
From a swift counter-attacking combination, Damion Taylor of Crook’s Street received an opportunity to put his team ahead by collecting a pass at the edge of the penalty area, but his low grounder towards goal went off target brushing the upright.
Action switched from end to end from then onwards, without either team converting chances created on each other’s goals. Romantic, however, looked more positive and purposeful than Crook’s Street, especially with their attacks, and from one of these productive co-ordinations, they finally took the lead in the 36th minute.
An attack from Romantic on the right flank resulted in a spot kick taken after a player was fouled by a Crook’s Street defender. The kick floated inside the penalty box where goalkeeper Donovan Barrett left his line to try to take possession, but the ball fell from his hands and gave Damion Barrett the opportunity to cannon home a low grounder into the back of the goal for a 1-0 lead.
Crook’s Street, however, should have found the equaliser a few minutes later and in the process squandered the opportunity from a ball squared from the right flank inside the Romantic penalty box.
The ball eluded a defender and a melée resulted. Three chances were wasted as, Marshall on the left of the goal missed the ball that rebound off goalkeeper Frazer to the left side of the goal, where Foster also missed before another player, who shot wide also from the edge of the penalty box.
Reid should have put Romantic 2-0 in the lead after another high-floating cross inside the Crook’s Street penalty area that once again went over the heads of the defence on the left side.
He had goalkeeper Barrett at his mercy to beat as his header to goal went past the left upright. The half ended without any further goals being scored.
The second half was evenly contested with Crook’s Street looking more dangerous in their approach and applying more pressure on Romantic as they went in search of the equaliser, but they failed to take a shot at goal, thus losing possession of the ball to their opposing defenders.
Romantic, however, came back strongly midway the second half, carving out neat combinations through Gerald Reid, Damion Barrett, Rohan Reid, Courtney Reid and Dujohn McMorris. Several of Romantic’s shots to goal went either straight to goalkeeper Barrett, or off target, but they were dominating the proceedings.
Kingston parish champions Romantic finally scored their second goal to clinch the match from a ball played long on the left flank. Two players went in chase — a defender from Crook’s Street in the right back position and Donovan Johnson of Romantic on the left flank.
The defender carried the ball inside his goal area but slipped in the process and lost possession of the ball. Donovan Johnson seized the chance and unleashed a hard, low grounder past goalkeeper Frazer, who had left his line and left the goal unprotected for a 2-0 win for Romantic.
Meanwhile, in the other semi-final played at Elletson Wakeland, first-half goals from Curtis Cameron and Roman Wilson in the 11th and 18th minutes, respectively, gave Tenament a berth in the championship decider.

Read more: http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/sport/Romantic–Tenament-for-Claro-INSPORTS-final_8875517#ixzz2Bn7GzvBD

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WTF AFRICA- MAN BATHES WIFE IN WHAT IS NOT WATER

A 39-YEAR-OLD man employed at a butchery in Sizinda is in trouble after attempting to kill his younger brother with a brick.

The incident which has become the subject of discussion in the area occurred last Sunday.

According to a source, the two brothers have not been seeing eye to eye over the months after the older Sinqotshiwe Khosana accused the younger Xolani Khosana of tapping his wife.

The source said Xolani vehemently denied ever attempting to fish in his brother’s pond.

It is reported that on the day, the two were at a shopping centre in the suburb when tempers flared.

“We were all going about our business and we were taken aback when their old scores resurfaced,” said the source.

During the debacle, Sinqotshiwe is reported to have threatened to banish his brother from their home as he had become a menace.

Some people who had gathered to witness the drama unfold are said to have tried to quell the tempers but were told off by Sinqotshiwe.

The man reportedly told who cared to listen that they were going to see the last of Xolani as he wanted to make mince meat out of him.

Before undertaking the threat, Sinqotshiwe took his brother to the cleaners by calling him names.

In typical butcher fashion, the man is alleged to have grabbed his brother and felled him to the ground before making himself a bit comfortable on top of him.

He then got hold of a brick nearby.

What followed next could be anyone’s guess.

Xolani is said to have been savagely pounded on the face by his brother and could do nothing but wail.

Help also failed to come his way swiftly as Sinqotshiwe had warned anyone who dared try to stop him of similar treatment.

However, a brave onlooker came to the rescue of Xolani.

He was taken to hospital while his brother was arrested later.

Sinqotshiwe appeared before Western Commonage magistrate Mr Richard Ramaboea and was remanded out of custody on $20 bail after pleading guilty to a charge of physical abuse.

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WHATS IN YOUR WALLET?

IT’S JUST A STAGE- GOOD MORNING

It’s Just a Stage
by Cara Hanson

I’m trying not to panic, but all of the greatest songs from my high school years are now featured on the “classics” radio station. My first sign of aging was when “U Can’t Touch This” went from a great dance mix to my children’s fighting theme song from the back seat of the car. When I was pregnant with my third baby, my doctor wisely hid behind a chair as he informed me that I was now considered a “mature” mother. I’m not in Abraham’s category, because his age description was as “one as good as dead.” What’s happening to me? I’m pushing forty, and I’m entering yet another “stage” of my life.

The first challenging “stage” of life is toddlerhood. I’d like to believe that this phase is as difficult for the toddler as it is for the mother–I’ll let you know as soon as my head stops spinning. When our good-natured Nate began to have temper tantrums, it took me a while to catch on to the fact that he had just turned two. He quickly mastered the various tantrums: The Boiling Lobster (flailing and screaming), The Mummy (rigor mortis), and The Jellyfish (limp body, refusing to budge). When you have children, you frequently keep your sanity by reminding yourself, “This is just a stage,” -whatever you have to tell yourself to get to sleep at night. Well-meaning visitors will watch your child swinging from the chandelier and advise, “Don’t worry; it’s just a stage.”

Do the stages ever really end? I have come to the conclusion that we never truly outgrow the “stages.” From toddlers to teens, from mid-lifers to seniors, everyone is in a stage. Each stage has its less-than-charming “side effects” that everyone will blame on the stage. At what point will we realize that until Jesus returns, no one will ever be perfect? Jesus is perfect, and we are to strive to be like him, but if we expect perfection from ourselves and others, we will be greatly disappointed.

As I lie in bed at night and reflect on the events of the day, I often imagine the conversations about me that might be occurring in the heavenly realms.

Angel 1: Wow, look at her. She’s still struggling with the same issues.

Angel 2: (rolling his eyes) I know. Yesterday she made the same mistake five times. When is she ever going to learn?

God: Don’t worry; IT’S JUST A STAGE.

Angel 1 & Angel 2: (in unison) But she’s forty…

When our children are frustrated by their mistakes, it’s easy for me to comfort them. After all, the very young are expected to learn through continuous trial and error. I encourage them that “though a righteous man falls seven times, he rises again” (Prov. 24:16). Once we reach adulthood, we put certain expectations on ourselves that can lead to self-condemnation.

Since I have always been a perfectionist, I like everything in my life to be meticulous. I am so organized that when I die, you can just three-hole punch me and put me in a binder. When the “roll is called up yonder,” I’ll be there…in place alphabetically, of course. If I want to be a good example for our children, however, I need to model humility, which involves a healthy attitude toward both success and failure.

Some parents desperately try to prove that their children are “spiritual.” They unabashedly demonstrate how well their little ones know their Bible verses. Our kids can recite Bible verses too, but I also find myself saying things like, “No, you may not throw the toaster at your brother’s head.” Our children will never be perfect, so why try to keep up appearances? It is important to be able to confess our sins to each other and to God.

1 John 1:8-10
(8) If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.
(9) If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.
(10) If we claim we have not sinned, we make him out to be a liar and his word has no place in our lives.

Accepting forgiveness for sins is a stumbling block for many Christians. But what exactly was Jesus doing up there on the cross? His blood dripped for a reason, and we should never dilute it with our condemnation or pride. By his death, Jesus essentially tore up the “certificate of debt consisting of decrees against us” (Col. 2:14 REV) [1] for our sins. For ourselves and others, we tend to “Scotch™ tape” the decrees of sins back together again.

Colossians 2:13-15 (REV)
(13) And you, being dead through your trespasses and the uncircumcision of your flesh, even you he made alive together with him, having forgiven us all our trespasses,
(14) having blotted out the certificate of debt consisting of decrees against us, which was hostile to us, and he has taken it out the way by having nailed it to the cross.
(15) He disarmed the principalities and the authorities, and he exposed them in public, triumphing over them in it.

Our kids constantly bring me their books with torn pages and ask me to tape them. There are some books with pages that look like they’ve gone through the shredder, but my children still expect me to tape the pieces back together. They refuse to accept the fact that the paper is irreparable. Similarly, when we focus on our sins or the sins of others, we are attempting to tape those abolished decrees of our sins back together again. The triumph of Jesus erased our debt! He put our list of sins through the shredder! Imagine if our credit card, mortgage, and utility companies took all of our debt away for us as an act of love. Would we refuse to accept it? No, we would be dancing in the streets out of joy and thankfulness.

According to Psalm 103:12, the sacrifice of Jesus removed our transgressions “as far as the east is from the west.” I asked our daughter Grace how far she thought the east is from the west, just to see if a five year old could comprehend this concept of forgiveness. To my surprise, she pondered this question for quite a long time. She slowly paced around the house, trying to measure the distance with her feet. She looked out the east window and the west window. She furrowed her brow, thought long and hard, and then answered, “It’s really, reeeeally far.” She got it.

Even if we had a particularly bad stage of life, a time that brings shame to our hearts, those sins can also be repented, confessed, and forgiven. It was hardly a mid-life crisis when Paul was consenting to the death of Christians. He considered himself the worst sinner of all time, but Jesus demonstrated his love, mercy, and grace through Paul’s life as an example to us. The blood of Jesus does not discriminate.

1 Timothy 1:15 and 16
(15) Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners–of whom I am the worst.
(16) But for that very reason I was shown mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Christ Jesus might display his unlimited patience as an example for those who would believe on him and receive eternal life.

If we repent for our sins, confess them, and accept forgiveness, the Lord will give us the same love, mercy, and grace we need to move forward for him. He needs us to get our act together and get back in the game for him!

Philippians 3:12-16
(12) Not that I have already obtained all this, or have already been made perfect, but I press on to take hold of that for which Christ Jesus took hold of me.
(13) Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead,
(14) I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.
(15) All of us who are mature should take such a view of things. And if on some point you think differently, that too God will make clear to you.
(16) Only let us live up to what we have already attained.

Many children are traumatized by the process of “picking teams” in gym class. The coach will select two captains, who then decide which classmates are “team worthy.” Everyone knows that the most capable students are picked first, so the last ones standing feel humiliated and unwanted. When we get back in the game for Jesus, he needs us to reach out to include others on our team. Those who are living in condemnation need someone loving to say, “I don’t care if you’ve never scored a goal. You can play on the winning team.”

Self-condemnation will only sideline us; condemning others will only hurt the team as a whole. Instead, we should labor with all diligence in love to make whatever “stage” of life we are in extraordinary. Young, old, and in between, we are all forgiven and loved.

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