A Harare man was so insecure over his wife’s sex life that he sought engage the services of Prophets to check on the number of men the woman had sex with before him.
For that reason, Ladina Muzengeza dragged her husband John Simon to Harare Civil Court where she was seeking a protection order against him. The two are currently on separation and Ladina told the court that her husband is employing the services of Prophets to ‘spiritually take stock of her sex life’.
“John goes to prophets and asks them to tell him how many men I have sleeping with since we are on separation. I am no longer a happy woman because of his actions. He phones at midnight and accuses me of being a prostitute yet I’m not like that,” said Ladina.
Responding to the allegations, John denied ever approaching any prophet intending to know his wife’s sex secrets.
“It’s not true. I never engaged the services of any prophet but she is the one who is abusing me. I once tried to have sex with her before she booted me out of the bed, making me spend the while night ‘starved’, yet I have a wife,” he said.
Ladina further begged for the court to grant her a divorce order. Magistrate Milton Serima, who presided over the case, advised Ladina to look for other courts that deal with such matters. He however then passed a reciprocal protection order and advised the couple to co-exist peacefully.

Dear Heavenly Father,

I thank You for this day.

I thank You for my being able to awake once again, to see, and to hear this morning.

I’m blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God.

You have done so much for me and You continue to bless me.

Please forgive me every day for anything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to You, and I ask now for Your forgiveness.

Please keep me safe from all danger and harm.

Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude.

Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You.

Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things.

Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over.

Let me continue to see sin through Your eyes and acknowledge it as evil.

And when I sin, let me repent, and confess with my mouth my wrongdoing, and receive Your forgiveness.

And when this world closes in on me, let me remember the example of Jesus — to slip away and find a quiet place to pray.

It is the best response when I’m pushed beyond my limits.

Continue to use me to do Your will.

Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to others.

Keep me strong that I may help the weak.

Keep me uplifted that I may have words of encouragement for others.

I pray for those who are lost and can’t find their way.

I pray for those who are misjudged and misunderstood.

I pray for those who don’t know You intimately.

I pray for those who don’t believe, and I thank you that You are in my heart and that I do believe and have true faith in You.

I believe that You change people and You can change all things.

I pray for all my sisters and brothers, and for each and every family member in their households.

I pray for peace, love, and joy in their homes that they are out of debt and all their needs are met.

I pray that every eye that reads this knows there is no problem, circumstance, or situation greater than You.

Every battle is in Your hands for You to fight.

I pray that these words be received into the hearts of every eye that sees them and every mouth that confesses them willingly.

This is my prayer… and I pray in the name of Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, Amen

Busy Pleads: Guilty

** [Breaking] Busy Signal Pleads Guilty **

Glendale Goshia Gordon, who performs under the name Busy Signal, could face between 12 to 18 months in prison and a fine of $3,000 to $30,000, under sentencing guideline recommendations.

Gordon, 33, was charged in February 2002 with two counts related to cocaine trafficking, which carried a sentence of at least 15 years in prison. He fled the U.S. before his trial was to begin in Minnesota and a warrant was issued for his arrest. He has been a fugitive for the past decade.

“You knew you should appear, and you didn’t,” U.S. District Judge Donovan Frank said while asking Gordon a series of questions Thursday.

“Yes, your honor,” Gordon replied.

Gordon was detained by authorities in London in May and accused of traveling with false documents, including a passport that listed a different name. He returned to Kingston, Jamaica, and was arrested at the airport there.

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