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HISTORY OF THE DILLY!

History of The Dildo

People often think that the dildos are a thing of the present generation and were introduced by mankind a few decades ago. The credit for this line of thinking goes to the modern generation people who perceive the dildo as an object, shaped like the male sexual organ, with some electronic circuitry built in that causes the head of the dildo to vibrate. It is this vibration that stimulates the inner vaginal wall and the clitoris and provides thrills to the user.
However, if one bothers to check out ancient history, they will discover that objects shaped like a phallus and made out of leather or wood were used by ancient Greeks as far back as the third century BC. In fact, if one goes by the ancient cave drawings, they will observe that the dildo, in one form or the other, has been around nearly since the evolution of mankind. However the phallic shaped objects used during those days were crude and were unsafe. Advances in science and technology are responsible for presenting us the dildos as we see them nowadays.
Till a few decades back, the dildo was nothing but a small phallic shaped piece of plastic casing housing an electric motor with a rotating head. A pair of electric cells provided power to the motor and caused its head to rotate. The vibration caused by the rotating head was passed on to the exterior walls of those dildos providing a thrill sensation to the user. Compared to the dildos available in the market today they were quite crude. Quite a few of them had sharp edges which could cause serious harm to the soft vaginal walls.
However, since that was the only available dildo during those days, people were forced to use them. The whole scenario has changed nowadays. There are many shops, including those that have an online presence, that provide a wide variety of dildos, guaranteed to thaw even the most frigid of woman. The current generations of dildos are available in a nice range of shapes and sizes. They are available in different hues and are made out of various materials. Whilst the humble plastic is still used to manufacture dildos, the manufacturers have now come out with dildos manufactured using materials as diverse as glass and steel. One can also find dual headed dildos that provide thrills to both ends.
Why keep a hole unplugged when you have the options of a dual treat? In stark contrast to the simple vibration that the dildos of the old days provided, the current generation of dildos also boasts of a head that, apart from vibrating, also moves in a forward and backward direction. Those who are willing to try the extreme can opt in for dildos that come with a tank and a ball pump. A fluid that has a consistency of semen is stored within the dildo that is connected to the ball pump. On pressing the ball, the fluid comes out of the tip of the dildo emulating ejaculation.

 

BEST OF THE BEST AND ER

LAWYAH GUD SUH?

Keisha Platinum

shabba

Hey Met me can understand dis, you had this gal and her husband pon d walls back in November when dem get buss a Georgia fi d tings dem a ? Big time buss a gwan wit dem and d whole team. Me go a Florida and see dis yah woman a pose up in picho. Now how dis ya gal Keisha Jones AKA Keisha Platnium get fi go travel a Florida Memorial weekend to rass and have d nerve fi take picho. Me nah see no ankle ting pon d foot dem? ATL run d tings dem cause which eva lawyer she have, me wan STRAIGHTTTTTTTT

 

SHABBA & JAH VINCI PAN ER

AWWCH

Monju Begum, 40-year old mother of three form Mirzapur village (Bangladesh), cut off a man’s penis during an alleged attempt to rape her. She cut her neighbor neighbour Mozammel Haq Mazi ‘s penis to take it to a police station as evidence.

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“We will arrest him once his condition gets better,” police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

“She said she fought back and cut off his penis and brought it to our police station in a polythene bag to prove that Mr Mazi tried to rape her,” police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

“She has registered a case accusing him of attempted rape,” he said.

“It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence.”

Source: BBC

 

Begum  claims that Mazi had been harassing her for the last 6 months. But Mazi denies the claims that says that she took revenge on him.

 

“We were having an affair and recently she suggested that both of us can go and settle down in Dhaka,” Mr Mazi told the BBC from the hospital in nearby Barisal.

“I refused and told her that I cannot leave my wife and children, so she took revenge on me.”

Source: BBC

 

Currently Mazi is practising to urinate without his penis.

 

MOTHERS WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

China: Teenager ‘sells kidney for iPad’

A teenager in China has sold one of his kidneys in order to buy an iPad 2, Chinese media report.

 

A woman in Bejing checks her cell phone while walking past advertising for the iPad 2. The iPad 2 went on sale in China last month

The 17-year-old, identified only as Little Zheng, told a local TV station he had arranged the sale of the kidney over the internet.

The story only came to light after the teenager’s mother became suspicious.

The case highlights China’s black market in organ trafficking. A scarcity of organ donors has led to a flourishing trade.

Deep red scar

It all started when the high school student saw an online advert offering money to organ donors.

Illegal agents organised a trip to the hospital and paid him $3,392 (£2,077) after the operation.

With the cash the student bought an iPad 2, as well as a laptop.

When his mother noticed the computers and the deep red scar on his body, which was caused by the surgery, Little Zheng confessed.

In 2007, Chinese authorities banned organ trafficking and have introduced a voluntary donor scheme to try to combat the trade.

 

GOODMORNING


Judges 3

1 These are the nations the LORD left to test all those Israelites who had not experienced any of the wars in Canaan 2 (he did this only to teach warfare to the descendants of the Israelites who had not had previous battle experience): 3 the five rulers of the Philistines, all the Canaanites, the Sidonians, and the Hivites living in the Lebanon mountains from Mount Baal Hermon to Lebo Hamath. 4 They were left to test the Israelites to see whether they would obey the LORD’s commands, which he had given their ancestors through Moses.

5 The Israelites lived among the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites. 6 They took their daughters in marriage and gave their own daughters to their sons, and served their gods.

Othniel

7 The Israelites did evil in the eyes of the LORD; they forgot the LORD their God and served the Baals and the Asherahs. 8 The anger of the LORD burned against Israel so that he sold them into the hands of Cushan-Rishathaim king of Aram Naharaim,[a] to whom the Israelites were subject for eight years. 9 But when they cried out to the LORD, he raised up for them a deliverer, Othniel son of Kenaz, Caleb’s younger brother, who saved them. 10 The Spirit of the LORD came on him, so that he became Israel’s judge[b] and went to war. The LORD gave Cushan-Rishathaim king of Aram into the hands of Othniel, who overpowered him. 11 So the land had peace for forty years, until Othniel son of Kenaz died.
Ehud

12 Again the Israelites did evil in the eyes of the LORD, and because they did this evil the LORD gave Eglon king of Moab power over Israel. 13 Getting the Ammonites and Amalekites to join him, Eglon came and attacked Israel, and they took possession of the City of Palms.[c] 14 The Israelites were subject to Eglon king of Moab for eighteen years.
15 Again the Israelites cried out to the LORD, and he gave them a deliverer—Ehud, a left-handed man, the son of Gera the Benjamite. The Israelites sent him with tribute to Eglon king of Moab. 16 Now Ehud had made a double-edged sword about a cubit[d] long, which he strapped to his right thigh under his clothing. 17 He presented the tribute to Eglon king of Moab, who was a very fat man. 18 After Ehud had presented the tribute, he sent on their way those who had carried it. 19 But on reaching the stone images near Gilgal he himself went back to Eglon and said, “Your Majesty, I have a secret message for you.”

The king said to his attendants, “Leave us!” And they all left.

20 Ehud then approached him while he was sitting alone in the upper room of his palace[e] and said, “I have a message from God for you.” As the king rose from his seat, 21 Ehud reached with his left hand, drew the sword from his right thigh and plunged it into the king’s belly. 22 Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it. 23 Then Ehud went out to the porch[f]; he shut the doors of the upper room behind him and locked them.

24 After he had gone, the servants came and found the doors of the upper room locked. They said, “He must be relieving himself in the inner room of the palace.” 25 They waited to the point of embarrassment, but when he did not open the doors of the room, they took a key and unlocked them. There they saw their lord fallen to the floor, dead.

26 While they waited, Ehud got away. He passed by the stone images and escaped to Seirah. 27 When he arrived there, he blew a trumpet in the hill country of Ephraim, and the Israelites went down with him from the hills, with him leading them.

28 “Follow me,” he ordered, “for the LORD has given Moab, your enemy, into your hands.” So they followed him down and took possession of the fords of the Jordan that led to Moab; they allowed no one to cross over. 29 At that time they struck down about ten thousand Moabites, all vigorous and strong; not one escaped. 30 That day Moab was made subject to Israel, and the land had peace for eighty years.

Shamgar

31 After Ehud came Shamgar son of Anath, who struck down six hundred Philistines with an oxgoad. He too saved Israel.

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