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ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME?

5 STAR I.D PARADE/5STAR PIMPSTAZ

the whole 5 Star Crew and company! left to right Shawn Star, Markie Star, Marvin aka blinds Star, Foota aka Maleek aka Marlon Star, David Star, Andy Star, me no memba what him name!(him not 5 star) Jordan Star, Bounty the barber (not 5 star)

Look here! the whole a unno a guess!!! me did deh wid one good good an you
> know how dem can chat!! the one me did deh wid lose him job an dont want
> to work again an a me did hav fi run house an look after pickney so me run
> lef him. Any way mek me dash out the story dem 1 by 1:
>
> Sean star is the real beggy beggy but him do it neatly! him live a yaad wid
> him bank manager baby modda who mine him a yaad and she look like she
> obsessed cause all him do a sleep a day time. You naw see she a dance, she
> uptown. She jus have a baby fi im and him nah lef har. When party season a
> come him nuh stop beg clothes. Him have at least 3 woman.
>
> Markie star dont work!! him lef him good good baby modda because she neva
> waan mine him no more an tek up hustler, ATM machine Wendy. When him want
> cash im jus use him cocky an punch in the pin numba. She nuh stop tek plane
> go up go buy clothes fi him.
>
> Jordan star, deh wid a married big woman, him love har to det an she mine
> him up big time! dat nuh stop him from bun har, but him always a try – wid
> fowl farm an all dees tings! she all buy car gi him.
>
> Andy star deh wid Ding Dong an the gogo girl weh married to the white man.
> the gogo pay him rent and buy car give im. Him cant eat if she nuh buy! him
> dont work! Ding look like she understand how di runnings go cause she a get
> some a di money.
>
> Marvin star is not even a real 5star! a nuh him nuh an cause de res a de man
> dem ends out a him madda yaad him get inna it. im have him baby modda but
> him a hustle the woman dem fi live. im dont work. dont have a house, car or
> a piss pot! bruk like!
>
> Foota star aka maleek aka marlon is anodda beggy beggy one! him big woman
> weh work a air jamaica deh wid him bout 7 year now! she mek him change car
> like how him change him brief! when a party season she tek plane an suit him
> out! every shirt pon im back a she buy dem. A she decorate the party dem.
> him always a show off cause she an him go pure high class hotel and party.
> Him jus breed up Ishawna sista and still up and down wid the big woman.
>
> David star is a working yute, him work a wharf. him nuh lucky fi hit the
> mining jackpot yet. him have two yute and a walk through the dance dem inna
> him tight up close dem a look woman. Nuh whole heap a woman nuh want him
> cause im chat to much.
>
> Foota (Maleek, Marlon) and the big woman, Andy and gogo and Markie and ATM
> Wendy go sumfest and stay inna posh hotel. My friend see foota and im woman
> a walk an hug up pon the road after the show and see im a drive har BMW, dem
> neva a hide so it look like de baby modda jus mek up har mind fi live wid it
> cause she jus come and a mussi di woman a help pay har bill dem.

ANGELLA LOOKIN FI U TEET AGEN? WHAPPEN?

DEVIL IN BLUE STOCKINGZ

HEY HEY…OIEEEE

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PEAS HEAD STRIKES AGEN N END UP RITE PAN MEDIATAKEOUT

TRANZFORMER!


*Innocent in pink…smh

BOBI… MI KNOW U SEE DI DIFFERENCE FROM THEN TILL NOW… ALL U SKIN NUH LOOK FRESH… TEK A BREAK GYADDAH USELF .. LAST YR U SEH UA 23 ALDOW WE KNOW BETTA BUT IF U WAA PASS FI 24 DIS YEAR … DAT NAH CUT IT..

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