5 STAR I.D PARADE/5STAR PIMPSTAZ
Look here! the whole a unno a guess!!! me did deh wid one good good an you
> know how dem can chat!! the one me did deh wid lose him job an dont want
> to work again an a me did hav fi run house an look after pickney so me run
> lef him. Any way mek me dash out the story dem 1 by 1:
>
> Sean star is the real beggy beggy but him do it neatly! him live a yaad wid
> him bank manager baby modda who mine him a yaad and she look like she
> obsessed cause all him do a sleep a day time. You naw see she a dance, she
> uptown. She jus have a baby fi im and him nah lef har. When party season a
> come him nuh stop beg clothes. Him have at least 3 woman.
>
> Markie star dont work!! him lef him good good baby modda because she neva
> waan mine him no more an tek up hustler, ATM machine Wendy. When him want
> cash im jus use him cocky an punch in the pin numba. She nuh stop tek plane
> go up go buy clothes fi him.
>
> Jordan star, deh wid a married big woman, him love har to det an she mine
> him up big time! dat nuh stop him from bun har, but him always a try – wid
> fowl farm an all dees tings! she all buy car gi him.
>
> Andy star deh wid Ding Dong an the gogo girl weh married to the white man.
> the gogo pay him rent and buy car give im. Him cant eat if she nuh buy! him
> dont work! Ding look like she understand how di runnings go cause she a get
> some a di money.
>
> Marvin star is not even a real 5star! a nuh him nuh an cause de res a de man
> dem ends out a him madda yaad him get inna it. im have him baby modda but
> him a hustle the woman dem fi live. im dont work. dont have a house, car or
> a piss pot! bruk like!
>
> Foota star aka maleek aka marlon is anodda beggy beggy one! him big woman
> weh work a air jamaica deh wid him bout 7 year now! she mek him change car
> like how him change him brief! when a party season she tek plane an suit him
> out! every shirt pon im back a she buy dem. A she decorate the party dem.
> him always a show off cause she an him go pure high class hotel and party.
> Him jus breed up Ishawna sista and still up and down wid the big woman.
>
> David star is a working yute, him work a wharf. him nuh lucky fi hit the
> mining jackpot yet. him have two yute and a walk through the dance dem inna
> him tight up close dem a look woman. Nuh whole heap a woman nuh want him
> cause im chat to much.
>
> Foota (Maleek, Marlon) and the big woman, Andy and gogo and Markie and ATM
> Wendy go sumfest and stay inna posh hotel. My friend see foota and im woman
> a walk an hug up pon the road after the show and see im a drive har BMW, dem
> neva a hide so it look like de baby modda jus mek up har mind fi live wid it
> cause she jus come and a mussi di woman a help pay har bill dem.
HEY HEY…OIEEEE
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