Monthly Archives: July 2010

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DI STAR BOYZ!

Sean star is the real beggy beggy but him do it neatly! him live a yaad wid him bank manager baby modda who mine him a yaad and she look like she obsessed cause all him do a sleep a day time. You naw see she a dance, she uptown. She jus have a baby fi im and him nah lef har. When party season a come him nuh stop beg clothes. Him have at least 3 woman.
Markie star dont work!! him lef him good good baby modda because she neva waan mine him no more an tek up hustler, ATM machine Wendy. When him want cash im jus use him cocky an punch in the pin numba. She nuh stop tek plane go up go buy clothes fi him.
Jordan star, deh wid a married big woman, him love har to det an she mine him up big time! dat nuh stop him from bun har, but him always a try – wid fowl farm an all dees tings! she all buy car gi him.
Andy star deh wid Ding Dong an the gogo girl weh married to the white man. the gogo pay him rent and buy car give im. Him cant eat if she nuh buy! him dont work! Ding look like she understand how di runnings go cause she a get some a di money.
Marvin star is not even a real 5star! a nuh him nuh an cause de res a de man dem ends out a him madda yaad him get inna it. im have him baby modda but him a hustle the woman dem fi live. im dont work. dont have a house, car or a piss pot! bruk like!
Foota star aka maleek aka marlon is anodda beggy beggy one! him big woman weh work a air jamaica deh wid him bout 7 year now! she mek him change car like how him change him brief! when a party season she tek plane an suit him out! every shirt pon im back a she buy dem. A she decorate the party dem. him always a show off cause she an him go pure high class hotel and party. Him jus breed  up Ishawna sista and still up and down wid the big woman.
David star is a working yute, him work a wharf. him nuh lucky fi hit the mining jackpot yet. him have two yute and a walk through the dance dem inna him tight up close dem a look woman. Nuh whole heap a woman nuh want him cause im chat to much.
Foota (Maleek, Marlon) and the big woman, Andy and gogo and Markie and ATM Wendy go sumfest and stay inna posh hotel. My friend see foota and im woman a walk an hug up pon the road after the show and see im a drive har BMW, dem neva a hide so it look like de baby modda jus mek up har mind fi live wid it cause she jus come and a mussi di woman a help pay har bill dem.

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…….MI HUNGLE HOPE SEH WHEN WE FINE OUT A WHO…WI NUH JAP A GRUNG..

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CHANGE OF VENUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JMG HAS MOVEDDD

MORNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I FEEL LIKE MI WAA CRY NO LIE… UNNO READY?????????????????

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We have arrived!

Never thought we would have gotten this far…………. WE HAVE ARRIVED!

I must say thanks first and foremost to Jah, the first and the last, from everlasting to everlasting. He is the one who brought JMG this far. All praises be to Him.

       There was never a second that I thought that the blog would be what it is today, I dreamt and God made my dream huge:- Socialite who made the very first comment on JMG, I must say thank you not only for being straight forward but for always having my back in  your own way.. Thank u,  My very dear friend who made this possible thank you T. Nix , for always being my voice of reason, Serenity who has shared my same dreams, always wanting to help others, and always looking out, thank you, Belly Bang, who made not only me but the members of the blog see that walls are what holds a foundation together, Anont, who is always looking out, for me, for the member of the blog and most importantly for the children. Ms Info you are like family, …  a u seh  fling it out n toss it up. Nata, crazy, intelligent  dildo holder, you are missed… terribly, Sweet, where do I begin?  I feel like  you are always there, not even for JMG, but for me, in some crazy way, thats how I feel. Kimmie, mi family, Labba, mi jus a notice seh yuh mouth is a stinger, Gogetter, you know how we roll, loyal and loving till the end. Thank  you.  Milan  read sweet lines an study it…  das u too. AmyWhino, thank you for making me think about more than myself. Lmfao… always on the look out, you are wonderful, made me see how ppl really care( Busy saga)… Mi fren whey pregnant now whey mi cyaa even listen har phone greetings cause di way it soun stoosh… u know das not u, thank u… u helped hold these walls up.. Mi fren Shani whey come deal wid di matters fi mi the other day, Thank u..Tasz, mi nuh figet u ..omg TT.. my second heart beat, thank you for caring so much. Gary, thank you for showing me that with a little care, it makes a difference. David, dont ever leave. Pornstar… you still didnt answer the question. Benz, youre missed, Blessed thank you, one day u made a comment about me always extending help via voice and I was touched, Mo, Nova…….omggggggggggg thank u for ur words the other day…. thank u so much! … Rebecca thank u for showing me you… ure a beautiful person inside and out…….. Formerly we need u after hours, DC, mi nuh see u since week, Lady Manij big up uself.. Jewel thank u.. Mi picture person a di week u know urself… big up… u neva lef mi out yet..Fiona u r missed! Khallissaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa too much to say… u move quiet but very genuine n smart , thank uuu.. Latti…………..(hugs)… we have came..  Thank u for preeing mi movements… mi did see u mek a comment the other day to some one … n seh met such n such u know she nuh stay such n such… thank u.. Berry whey only deh pan mi facebook n dont comment pan di blog…. big up urselffffffff.. Yokobritttttttttttttt thank u for sharing urself with us… try nuh guh nuh whey agen… we did miss u baddddd..God is good…. Cszar try rope in…we can tek nuttin mek big laugh.. a u seh from $3500-$79, what a stress eeh man…. *ded*.. Claudia who has opened my eyes to so many wise things in such a short time… Annakayyyyyyyy… a u seh u nuh hafi hype up fi show u smart… thank u… too many words…  Phoronie… as mi seh mi neva know smaddy whey mi spirit tek suh yet… thank u…Bevvvvvvvvvvvvvv whey neva lef out JMG yet… always have mi back! thank u… Every  one of you guys who make the ”readers” unable to do their work… thank u so much…None of this credit due to me… You ALL make JMG…

Big up:-

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Shantal

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Toni-Ann

Tan-Tan

Annabelle

Gordene

Jah Cure

Chino

Sean Paul( yes u tuh)

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Elephant Man

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Dolly

Ms P

And all those who  have hit these walls more than once… thank u

lisha ..I forgot you… sorry.. big up and thanks for making jmg what it is… tanya ccccccccccccccccc… u tuh… sorry…….. cindyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sorry mi figet u mum… and u and czar name shudda go back to back……….. thank u… melbackshot..mi nuh figet u

RUMBLOOD N TAN TAN UPDATE

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AS UNNO CAN SEE AS TO WHA INA RUMBLOOD ALBUM…. DERE IS STILL NO TAN TAN…

MARVIN N JILL

BLINDSIXSTAR THOMAS AKA MARVIN THOMPSON

Marvin Thompson AKA “Blinds”, “Blindsixstar Thomas” from the 5STAR Crew in Red Hills, Jamaica is known to be a user & a woman beater. Him nuh stop use dis old gyal name JILL F, she live a Canada & nuh stop Western Union money to beggy, beggy Marvin.
Him nuh stop beg har or any oda woman him meet fi marry him so him can reach a foreign. One ting mi cyan seh is Marvin mussi put it to har good. Jill nuh stop walk & brag how she love suck Marvin hood, how it big she gi him XYZ no matta how much him beat up har already tired, ugly, old, screw face.
Bwoy Marvin, yu good, keep up di good reputation. Maybe u will get di old idiot fi marry u & u will finally be able to travel. Good luck on your adventures.

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