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OFFICIAL BEGGIN LIST

SINCE DI MAN DEM TEK UP DIS BEGGIN MEK STYLE N IT IS NO STYLE… WE A GO MEK DI LIST OFFICIAL… ALL WHO A BEG N DEM NUH BLINE OR DISABLED

JERSEY SURE/SHORE??

DIS BIG SOUR GYAL WHE CALL HAR SELF “SUPA STAR CHRISSY” NUH STOP WALK & TELL PEOPLE HAR DAUGHTER BELONGS TO DI ONE N ONLY GRAMMY KID AKA G-KID, DI SELECTOR OUTTA JERSEY. SHE SO OBSESSED WID DI MAN DAT SHE NUH STOP RUN HIM DOWN EVEN THO SHE KNOW HIM HAVE HIM WOMAN NAME FOXY.

YES GRAMMY MUSSI GI HAR A ONE SLAM & LET HAR SUCK HIM HOOD BUT NASTY GYAL, DAT NUH MEAN HIM WANT YU….SMH, DWL…UR SO PITIFUL.SHE NUH STOP SEND HIM NUDE PICS & HIM NUH STOP SHOW EVERYBODY & LAUGH AFTA HAR…WHOIIII, MI BODY!

EVERYBODY KNOW SHE CRAZY & SHE NEED FI FOCUS PON LOSING WEIGHT, A WHA DAT SHE AVE ON??? IS SHE BLIND? DAT GIRL BESIDE HAR IS NOT HAR FREN CUZ SHE SHOULDA STOP HAR FROM COMING OUT DI HOUSE LOOKING LKE DAT! AND A WHA DAT PON HAR HEAD? SHE CAAN SPEND A LIKKLE $$$ & GO GET A PROPER WEAVE???

LAWD, LOOK PON DEM BIG, DISGUSTING LIPS…SHE LOOK STINK NUH RAAS.  ALL I CAN SAY IS GRAMMY! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

DE LIST!

PPL DEM SEH DI EXTRADITION LIST  DEH PAN DI SED INTANET YAH… YES SAH NEW LIST DEH BOUT DI PLACE AND MI NEEDZ IT N WANTS IT UP BADLYYYYYYY…DEM SEH POLITICIAN, POLICE AND SOME UPTOWN BUSINESS MAN DEM PANNATEEEEEEEEEEE… JAMAIACA TUN UPSIDE DUNG RITE YAH NOW..

WIRED MASH

UNNO REALLY N CHOOLY TEK DIS BRACES TING A LIKKLE BIT TOO FAR.. U MOUT MASH UP MUM………… ONE MORE TING… U REALLY GUH OUT WID ELE SUH??

DI BOAT IS SAFE…AAAYMEN

…aaawwm is dat bad n ready??

Dis yah smaddy yah get whey~(OAKLANDS TOUR??)

Bounty a hare suh u live boo? Or  a jus di gyal out part a u ting dis?…dem seh dis is r di oaklands sir…place clean dow… no joke… nuh even a blush…. but mi get fi ovastan seh dem yere tings a fram when di place did buy? Betta yet is wha year dem picho yah tek?.. Mi waa u get back u visa quick boo… cause mi waa u move out yasso wid a speed..  jet nuffy ketch u when u get dah visa deh a woa………* in awe, awe strucked, ketch di magnet dem*…. * reaches for tissue*….fuuuup… mi nose , mi eye, di whole a mi ketcha seejuh

Kurt -Nashera +Tresha

Paps wid all u put she choo… Dis tek  di cake book an lef whole heep a page fi some a dem gyal yah grab roun 2-3. Nashera u neva know di use of an education mum? Di buck did stop after High School har  tuh much man prospects mek u tink u neva needie?

  Di smaddy seh u pass choo a few man heena di hindustrie…yes mam… and when u si ina Kurt n him ova size head( a di ppl dem seh suh nuh mayyyyyyyyyy) hmm mm dem seh dem nuh know whey u did si pan him u lef di man dem n tek up Kurt Riley cockey cross  run widdy.. Wha ooman u cuss off n stalk fi him neva tap yasso… till u win di man fi 7 hares…..7 hares mum?? AN NUH RING?

  Dem seh ”So hafta all a weh shi gwan wid shi finally had him to herself (more or less) fi 7 yrs. During di 7 yrs wah mount a bun shi get nuh stap yasso. Bun so til xyz ketch har 2 times but shi decide fi stick it out. Shi help him build him career, acted as booking agent, manager, secretary, receptionist, baby-sitter, driver, fren, lover, cook an housekeeper. Shi used to follow him go all him late night or outta town gigs an stay wid him so him neva haffi drive inna di late night. Shi push him career an hangle him business inna di 7 yrs, not to mention tek care a him an him house. Overall shi was di all-woman inna him life, even tho shi had har dutty ways.”

Nashera u did a chow cockey pawdna long mi gyal? woie ie 7 hares?? *tun on mi shebawda* GATTA BELIEVE ATE !

Di smaddy go furdah fi seh

”But as wid most cheating, doggish men, in 2009 him start bun har wid one gyal name Tresha Miller who decide seh she want him. Now dis gyal yah bright academically, bachelors an masters degrees to prove it. But shi jus as dumb as Nashera, cuz fi hold him shi start dis out di ‘Nashera treatment’ to Nashera herself lol.  Tresha, knowing seh Nashera a Kurt live-in ooman start brite up herself, an start call an cuss off Nashera an mek Nashera know seh Kurt a fi har man now suh shi fi tek weh herself. Shi have a piece a hold ova Kurt so much so dat shi gi him ultimatum fi run weh Nashera.
 
So Kurt start draw weh from Nashera, but she had a problem getting di message cuz fi 7 yrs shi was soley dependent on him fi everyting. So earlier dis yr wen him an har have di final hataclapse him jus look pan har an ask har “outside a cooking nice rice n peas, wat yuh have to offer to di relationship?” Dat nearly kill Nashera, but him did mean it seh di relationship done. Shi a call har fren dem an a bawl to dem an bear tings, back inna dem time deh shi did deh pan depression medication to. Now Tresha have him , but shi betta mek him do a blood test an nuh end up go thru di same ting as Nashera.
 
Nashera is ongle educated up to di high school level an bcuz shi keep making herself dependent pan man shi was able to sustain harself, but now shi calling har frens an a tell dem bout if dem hear bout any work dem fi mek har know. But wen di fren dem check wid ppl an di ppl dem query har educational status shi not even really have nuh good propa qualifications. Shi haffi move outta Kurt house, suh mi nuh know weh shi live now, but har situation sticky. Har frens is of mixed feelings bout har situation, cuz 1 a dem seh a di hand weh shi deal odda ooman fi di man a tek har back, but dat dem will still try help har. Shi older now (bout mid 30’s) suh har man prospects kinda limited.
 
Young girls need fi know seh dem fi be independent an try have dem own suh nuh man cyaa done dem like Nashera. Dem nuffi wait pan nuh man fi hype dem, dem fi hype demself wid dem independence.”

Any a hunnuh learn anyting after di full stop?? BETTA MEK SURE!

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