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SIMPLEX U CUDDA BAWL TILL U BLUEE

A weary-looking Bounty Killer will have to wait until Friday to find out if he will be granted bail.
The dancehall deejay was remanded in custody by Resident Magistrate Georgiana Fraser, during his appearance in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court this morning.
Bounty Killer, whose real name is Rodney Pryce, is accused of assaulting his girlfriend after she told him their three-year relationship was over, and of threatening her life over the telephone in the presence of police officers.
Today Pryce seemed subdued, lowered his head and bore a weary look when RM Fraser informed him that he would be returned to jail.
This is the second time he has been refused bail by the judge who said threatening a witness was a serious offence and informed the deejay that he had committed the offenses while out on bail for illegal possession of a firearm and unlawful wounding.
Police told the court that Pryce’s associates have been intimidating the complainant to drop the case.
The woman has reportedly expressed the desire to drop the charges.
http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/No-bail-for-Bounty-Killer
Pryce is represented by attorney Linda Wright.
Across the street from the courthouse in the parking lot of a plaza on Maxfield Avenue, several of the deejay’s supporters were visibly upset when news broke that Pryce would be returning behind bars. One woman cried openly.

The supporters also had harsh words for the complainant who they blamed for Bounty Killer being remanded in custody
Bounty Killer is one of several dancehall artists whose US visas have been revoked in recent weeks.

MR LOTION ME PLEASE(AIDONIA) U OOMAN DOW KNOW U NAME?

No lie tru tiing HIm seh…”dis a mi new wife” ( THIS IS THE CAPTION)
COMMENTS:
Trudian Choo Choo Gordon
DONIAAAAA!!!!!!
March 28 at 3:46pm · Report
Praise JahJah
dddddddonia madd
March 28 at 11:16pm · Report
Eboni Hodges
u zeet u zeet
Lani JahDiah Lavishh
Nuh him seh him naah laugh? What him ah smile fah?? Lol ah joke, ah mi artist that. Adididididididi dat.
March 31 at 6:31pm · Report
Eboni Hodges
OMFG i thnk abt tht shitt everyday Lani…. i guess cuz im a girl its an exception….nd a cute one at tht…
March 31 at 6:33pm · Report
Lani JahDiah Lavishh
Lmao I feel you. I guess him seh “Nah Laugh!…Unless mi around Eboni”
March 31 at 6:34pm · Report
Eboni Hodges
@lani….aww man dat sweet mi….whew…mi belly

@lisa..yea grl
dwl…thas still funny 2 mii jalani ((or jelani, jahlani)) fuk 1 day
March 31 at 7:36pm · Report
Lani JahDiah Lavishh
Lmao the last one yuh seh did right. Just gwan call mi lani yah.
March 31 at 7:53pm · Report

Eboni Hodges
dammit no!!! watch….hm…..1 day….jus like adi….
lol
March 31 at 7:55pm · Report
Lani JahDiah Lavishh
Lmao alright!
Eboni Hodges
n 1 more thing…. i wuld ask him abt di nah laugh ting…bt i dnt wanna get bust in my shit…..lmfao…no serious…
Lani JahDiah Lavishh
Lmfaoo him look like him will do it. And sound like it too haha
March 31 at 9:40pm · Report
Eboni Hodges
yep! i knw he wuld….all of these “sexi pic” and “u 2 cute” comments wuld stop IMMEDIATELY by time him done wid mii..lol….ok lets stop the convo here…never knw wen he’s watchin…i scared
March 31 at 10:05pm · Report
Lani JahDiah Lavishh
Lol iight
March 31 at 10:08pm · Report

Ameka James

LAWD GOD BIG THINGS A GO ON
Thu at 10:22pm · Report
Eboni Hodges
yes mam…i like him…n he likes me :)
Thu at 10:24pm · Report
Cherée Morris
a she name denise?
Eboni Hodges
wrong person tugz…yuh mean fi send dat 2 Adi…hmm? Denise thou
3 hours ago · Report

* DI DI EXPLAIN TO U OOMAN WHO IS DENISE CAUSE SUMTING INA SUMTING YASSO…. DEN ASK HAR IF A TEACHER COCKEY SHE SEE MEK SHE A CALL U ADDI…. N WE KNOW UR HOOD….>>>>>>>> no comment…PPL MEET DI DI OOMAN EBONI_______________

HMM….

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS SELECKTAH POSSIBLE??

NAAAH MAN DIS A GET SEERUSSSS….KIM TALK TO WE KAW
 SMADDY WHEY DID DEH PAN DI JETBLUE FLIGHT SAY DEM SEE U AND SWEETS HAVING A BALL SO DEM WAA KNOW WHEY U DEH…HOWEVER… PPL DEM SAY POSSIBLE HAVE HAR GOODUP JOB SO SHE CRISS EITHER WAY.. AND IF SHE DID DEH A JA SHE WUDDEN MISS GARY SHERLOCK TING N IF SHE DID DEH YAH SHE WUDDEN MISS MAPPIE TING….well mi say she criss… ppl unno dont set no bad mout pan har cause mi need har fi do a dub fi jmg…yes sed suh

LAAAWD JMG NUH GOOD AGEN-BATTEYMAN MASHALAAA

is arguement between Brandon Vaughn him inna kim possible and sweets crew and some guy named steven furby. mi nuh understand how so much man a move so slippery inna dem times here dwl

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Yesterday at 3:21am · See Wall-to-Wall

Zico Williams

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Yesterday at 3:23am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

ZICO WEH DO BLOODCLAAT HARDBODY STEVEN HIM KNO MI BOUT HIM A CALL UP MAN NAME INNA HIM MOUTH OUTTA BLOODCLAAT ORDER

Yesterday at 3:28am

Newton Excellent

BUT A WA THE BLOODCLAUT A GWAN PON MY FRIEND PAGE

Yesterday at 3:42am

Newton Excellent

A WA DA GHOST YA WAKE UP FROMYesterday at 3:42am

Newton Excellent

UNO LUCKY HIM NA ANSWER HIM PHONE

Yesterday at 3:44am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

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Yesterday at 3:44am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

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Yesterday at 3:45am
Newton Excellent

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Yesterday at 3:46am
Newton Excellent

MIO NA TELL HIM NOTHING NASTY BITCH GO SUCK OUT UR MADDA BITCH

Yesterday at 3:47am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

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Yesterday at 3:47am
Newton Excellent

NOT YOU ARE UR TACKY BLOODCLAUT FRIEND THEM

Yesterday at 3:49am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

kiss mi bumba

Yesterday at 3:49am
Newton Excellent

YOU NEED HELP BAD

Yesterday at 3:49am
Newton Excellent

I DONT IN TO NO LONG COCKY ARGUEMENT WITH NO BITCH A FACE TO FACE ME SAY STEP TO ME BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yesterday at 3:52am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

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Yesterday at 3:53am
Newton Excellent

BOUT DRAGQUEEN THE PUSSY WA U HAVE IT NO DQEEN NASTY HOE WA A WALK AND THIEF AND BARROW AND FUK DOWN THE NATION

Yesterday at 3:53am
Dre British

@NEWTON BIG UP UR SELF STRAIGHT , CAUSE TALK DEM A TALK DATS ALL DEM CAN DO, NUFF A DEM A TALK BOUT BUSS AND THEM MORE NEED THE BUSS THAN U AND BY THE WAY HOW CAN U SUCK SUM ONE WEH AVE CENTIPEDE WEH PILE UP INA DEM OLE, U SHUD NOT EVE I NUH ARGUEMENT WITH LOW CLASS PPL CAUSE U BETTER THAN THAT NEWTON , DEM A TALK BOUT DEM NAHHH LOOK AND U WORST NAHHH LOOKKKK AT THEM, A WA DO SUM NASTY DUN OUT GALLLLL, DEM FI GWEYYY…

Yesterday at 3:54am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

anything a anything we shall run into one another NY small

Yesterday at 3:54am

Newton Excellent

SO U BLOODCLAUT LUCKY

Yesterday at 3:55am
Newton Excellent

YEA AND MI BACK BROAD NO BLOODCLAUT EVER READY

Yesterday at 3:56am

Newton Excellent

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Yesterday at 3:56am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

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Yesterday at 3:56am
Newton Excellent

BITCH BITCH NASTY BITCH ALL A UR FRIEND THEM LOOKK BETTER THAN YOU SO YOU NUFF TALK BOUT WHO LOOK BETTER MAMA DRAGON

Yesterday at 3:58am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

we shall buck nuh inna no long agurement

Yesterday at 4:04am
Newton Excellent

YOU HAVE SENSE BULL COW

Yesterday at 4:06am
Newton Excellent

MAKE SURE WHEN EVER YOU SEE ME TRY AND I MEAN TRYYYYYYYYYY STEP TO ME BITCH

Yesterday at 4:09am
Dre British

WOIIIII WAT AWAY MI PICTS DEM BUN UUUU, DEM NUH SUPPOSE TO CHANGE AND DEM A STAY THE SAME CAUSE ALL WEH U A TALK U NUH GET MORE COMMENTS LIKE ME AND MI CANT EVEN COUNT PAN MI FINGURE HOW MUCH COMMENT MI GET AND NONE A DEM MI NUH GO BACK AND COMMENT AFTER PPL, UNLIKE U WEH CAN COUNT PAN UR HANDS, IS Y AND U SEH U HOT AND AVE IT LOCK LIKE DAT, UR … See MoreBIG PUSSY SAD AND UNHAPPY, CAUSE THE MAN DEM IN NYC NUH STOP RUN IN AND OUT A U LIKE KFC AND BURGER KING DRIVE TRU, OLE RECTOBATE MEK MI TELL U THIS DESMOND NAHH BADEEE LONEY IS NO BADDI ALTHOUGH BODY DEH A CEMETRY AND DATS WHERE U GUYS BELONG, MEK HIM GWAN TALK WEH NUH GO SO CAUSE HIM NUH KW WAT A CLOCK A STRIKE AND CANT DO WID OUT FREN CAUSE IM LONELY,U ENVIRONMENT CLEAN UP GRANNY (BRANDON) WH OLE AVE DERMATITIS AND ALL NOW DOCTOR CANT FIND THE CURE FI UR WIDE LIKE THE OCCEAN AND DEEP LIKE THE SEA OLE,U SEH U A GOODAZ ALTHOUGH U R CAUSE U NUH STOP SUCK THE MAN DEM HOOD INNNA NEW YORK CITY FOR LITTLE AND NOTHING FI DO UR SHOPPING CANT CHAT TO ME A BLOOOCLAUTTT CAUSE UNLIKE U A SCULL INNNA BLOOODCLAUTT BELLY,A WA DO SUM PERMICITE, MR ON TOP A THE WOLD WANNA BE , U WORST THAN A MAINGE PAN MONGREL DOG TO RASSCLAUT,ALL LIKE U WEH GWAN LIKE U HOT MI SURE U CANT SKIN OUT INA CROWD CAUSE A BARE PILE INNA UR BATTY NASY GRANNY,UR BIG DUN OLE CUMMIN LIKE QUICK SAND,BCK TO SWALLOW SPERMS DESMOND MEK MI TELL U THIS , TELL DEM ALL U WANT CAUSE DARE IS NO WAY I WUD REALLY WANT FREN FRM U WEN U IN NO CATEGORY FOR SUM ONE FRENSHIP, U ALONE MEK ANY UR OWN CAPITAL FREN DEM LOOK BAD,BCK TO SUM MAN MASCOT WEH SEH DEM GUD LIKE DAT AND NUH STOP TEK THE PPL DEM MAN, GRANNY UNUH WISH MI WANT NUH FREN FRM UNUH WEH NUH STOP WEAR UNUH ONE ANOTHER CLOTHES, GWAN WORRY BOUT ME WEN U NUH SEEEEEE SEH UR OLE WEH NUH STOP FLOOD NYC WANT A STOP LEAK, AS MERTITAL WUD SAY LAUGH AFTA SUM A DEM LIKE A SANTA HA HA HA, CAUSE DEM SEH DEM NAHH LOOK WEN MI WORST NAHHHH LOOK AT THEM ,MI EYES NUH STOP SHUT WEN MI SEE NUFF A DEM, A WA DO SUM PESTICITE..

Yesterday at 4:20am
Newton Excellent

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Yesterday at 4:21am
Newton Excellent

THE MAN DEM IN NYC NUH STOP RUN IN AND OUT A U LIKE KFC AND BURGER KING DRIVE TRU. DWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Yesterday at 4:23am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

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Yesterday at 4:46am
Newton Excellent

LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THATS IT DO BETTER

Yesterday at 4:50am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

dwl clothes back gun pon unno an say dont move we shall buck inna langston or somewhere

Yesterday at 4:51am
Newton Excellent

COMING BACK TO NY FRIDAY SO I BE THEIR THE SATURDAY BRING UR TACKY PPL THEM CAUSE MI EVER READY

Yesterday at 4:56am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SEH NO MORE DARLING

Yesterday at 4:57am
Newton Excellent

CAN ALL TELL WHERE MI LIVE FOOLLLLLLLLL A GUN FI GUN

Yesterday at 4:58am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

DRE NAH GO DEH YAH HAR VISA GET REVOKE HAHAHA

Yesterday at 4:58am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn

GO READ A PSALMS

Yesterday at 5:01am
Newton Excellent

I HAVE A SHOCKING THING FOR UNO JUST BE THERE SUCK HOOD

Yesterday at 5:04am
Newton Excellent

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT NEED A STALKER I HAVE TOO MUCH
Yesterday at 5:05am
Newton Excellent
YOU NEED TO GO TO HELL
Yesterday at 5:05am
Dre British
@GRANNY KEEP WISHING AND DREAMING CONCRETE HEAD, STEEL BODY AND MATA FACE, U SEH U LEGAL OVER DEH AND ALL NOW MI NUH SEE NOTHING A GWAN FI U, CAUSE FI OVER DEH SO LONG I THINK U SHUD BE AVING UR OWN HOUSE AND DRIVING UR OWN CAR AND STOP SPONGE PAN PPL THINGS,CEMETRY OLE BRANDON U SOUND HURT BADDDD, PPL LIKE U FI CHECK UR SELF B 4 U RECK UR SELF, U… See More NUH STOP FUK LIKE DUCK AND DRAIN LIKE ICE TRUCK, ALLL LIKE U UNSCRUPULOUS DOG WEH A TALK AND A WORRY BOUT PPL NUH SEE SEH U NEED SOLUTION FI STEP UR BIG WIDE AND DEEP PUSSY GAME UP,UR OWN WANNA B FREN DEM NUH STOP TALK UP THE THINGS DEM BOUT U AND SEH U IS NO BLOODCLAUTT HOT BOY CAUSE DEM AND U KNW WEH U DO FI GET THE THINGS U NOW WEARING, SO COCKY CLEANER AND BATTY WASHER, WEN U A TALK UR TALK CUM BLOODCLAUT GUD….YEAAAA.

Yesterday at 5:13am
Brandon FireBomb Vaughn
Dre a nuh mi tek weh yuh visa nuh vex wid mi dre an nuh mi mek yuh have the same upload from facebook mek dre an nuh mi mek yuh a buss the regular talk caz yuh talk nuh mek no sense dre a nuh mi dre!! Dre, Newton, an Steven the battle is yours a dat unnu want hear fi stop full up mi notifications box the blood of jesus pon unnu yung uphappy life

Yesterday at 5:20am
Newton Excellent

U NEED HELP BAD, U NEED TO GO TAKE UR MEDICATION POOR THING

Yesterday at 5:25am
Dre British

@NEWTON LOL, UR TRYING TO RAP GRANNY I SEE, BUT I GUESS ITS NOT WRKING FOR U MR WANNA B WHO U NOT,IT NAHH GO MEK NUH SENSE TO U ALL WEH MI ATLK BCUZ MI KNW IT BURN U DEEP DOWN U CANT TELL ME NOTHING SHIT A BUSH GRANNY,ALL THE ABOVE U MENSION HURT U EHHHHHHH AND ALL U A TRY IMPLY SUM THING ITS NOT WRKING, POOR U MADDA CUNT, BOUGHT U ERE ALREADY, … See MoreDWRCLLLLLL … See MoreNUFF A DEM HYPE NUH BLOODCLAUT A NUH SEE SEH HYPENESS NUH FIT DEM AND MI KNW FI SURE SEH A ALLIGATOR BIT THEM, GWAN WORRY BOUT ME AND NUH SEE SEH UR LIFE INNA M.E.S.S, DELAPIDATED CRANEY DOG ALL U A TALK BOUT ME AND MY FREN DEM U NUH SEE UR FREN DEM LOOK WAY BETTER THAN U AND ALL A TALK SEH U NUH STOP FOLLOW DEM FASHION AND IT STILL NUH WRK FI U, MI NAH STOP GIVE NUH SUM THING FI TALK CAUSE I AM LOVING IT , CAUSE MI KNW FI SURE MI PICTS DEM A HURT UNUH HEAD,SAGGY OLE BRANDON , U MORE THAN UNHAPPY CAUSE UR LIFE INNA MISTERY, ALL LIKE U MORGUE NUH WANT A BLOODCLAUTT CAUSE BY THEN UR BODY AND OLE SUPPOSE TO DECOMPOSE BCUZ A THE MAN DEM WEH NUH STOP LIVE IN A UR PUSSY CAUSE I GUESS U A TRY MEK A MICKLE FOR A LIVING, A BAYYYYY FI DEM ,A NUH MY FAULT MEK UR OLE CEASE UP ALL LIKE U SHUD A RETIRE BY NOW,CAUSE U A THROW COCKY PARTNER AND ALL NOW MI CANT SEE U GET NUH DRAW, ALL WEH SUM A DEM A TALK, DEM NUH STOP WISH AND DREAM BOUT ME BUT BY THEN MI KNW FI SURE unuh A GO REACH WONDER LAND, HITTING THE STREET NOW BUT I WILL BE BCK CAGE MONKEY BRANDON, ALL LIKE U THE ZOO TRUCK SSOON CUM PICK UP UR NASTY ASSSS, OLE WEAR OUT TAN PAD, COCKY MOUTH AND PUSSY FACE..

Yesterday at 6:06am

DI PLACE NUDDY PPL DEM

MI WAA KNOW IF A HALL FI FREE PARTY AS U PLEASE RIGHT YASSO… NOW SOME PEOPLE WELL DRESS..(nuh watch di one dem whey nuh dress)…AN A TAN UP HEENA RAPCHA LOWNG …UNNO A TELL MI SAY DI OWNER CYAA BUY HALF BOX A TILE/ I BAG A STRIPPA , AND A GOOD MOP? MI WAA KNOW A WHA DI PEOPLE DEM GUH DEH FAH IF A FI JUS TAN UP BECAUSE WID A PLACE LOOKING LIKE DIS…NUH MOUNT A DANCING CYAA GWAAN.. DI CEILING EXPIRE UNNO MINE ENO MAN… LOOK ALL PAN DAH SIDE TABLE INA BIG OLE HALL… IS WHO RISPANSIBBLE FI RAPCHA LOWNGE??? AND UNNO INVITE BIG BIG AWTIS…garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sherlockkkkkkkkkkk INA DI PLACE AND LOOK HOW ALL INA DI CORNER STAY LIKE SMADDY WHEY NUH SO CLEAN A SLEEP INA IT!!!..

SELEKTAH….POSSIBLE

DI PEOPLE DEM WAA KNOW WHEY U DEH… DEM SAY DEM SEE SWEETS A SHOP A QUEENS AND NO U… NO EVEN MAPPIE CHAMPAGNE PARTY U GO…. KIM ROLL OUT DEH AND GI WE A WAVE

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