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DIS IS A REAL REAL MIXUP

SUNDAY LISTENING

The Berhane Selassie b/k/a Bob Marley edition of the “The Badd Exxperience” airs today from 3-6 on 88.5 FM SCA in the Tampa Bay Area and streams live on http://www.mymangoradio.com/ . Join us as we celebrate the birth of a reggae icon and National Hero. Special Guests: Jah Mason and Luton Fyah.

LORD PLEASE TAKE THE PILLOW AND WE WILL WALK WITH THIS CASE

BLACK BLING U SEE WHEN U HAND INA LION MOUT U FI TEK TIME CALLA IT OUT… IMAGINE U HAVE U GOOD GOOD OOMAN A FARRIN DID A PAY U RENT…. OOMAN STAP PAY RENT BECAUSE A ———-….. U GET PUT OUT AND ALL DESE TINGS NOW U A LIVE WID JODY MILLER DEM SAY SHE WAS MAGNUM QUEEN AND NOW SHE DONT HAVE NUTTIN U DOW HAVE NUTTIN… WELL… U CAN ALWAYS SLEEP PAN DI CLAAT N BOOT DEM…. >>>

Scenes from the EME Awards













1. Shizz why di hell was your talentless ol cruff beggarin hass doin at the EME awards??

2. Konshens your pic should have been first your lookin quite dapper mm hmm

3. One side of the pic with Chino and Alaine look good and it dont take a genius to know Alaine is the other half that looks so tacky an pop dung..Im glad you got rid of the bleach blonde cause it neva look good fram mawnin the haircut flop and the dress look like something a stripper wears before their grand performance… Im just sayin

4. Nuffy your lookin fierce as the gays would say you lookin more fruity dan a easter bun … lisa lisa lisa look like you upgrade.. tis all

5.Elephant man suit is as tacky as you incomplete house an di bleach ah peel off an expose yuh unfortunate face but ah yuh style dat an yuh have it lock :/

6. Dingaling an flunkies? Ding yuh extenchans ah happen dwlll false hair now???

7. Lisa again showing off the small upgrade watch di make up whoa

this is just a small sumthing sumthing from the scenes of EME … more to come..

8. Please zoom in on spice face an breast 2 different color.. ever heard of body makeup or you should mek sure yuh bleachin reach di ches pawt.. make up off. an why is there a chandelier pon toppa yuh head? …barbee eva pop dung no words your just a disaster..

Vegas yuh alrite did you get di awards you ah dead ova? wid yuh kanye west tirade… go change yuh maxipad an stop dash subliminal message ova hear about people u know nothing about.. we over here are mothers, teachers, students, nurse, researchers, maties, wife, hussla,etc.. women know how to multitask we can mek up bed wash clothes, cook, work, sawt out, and study an still drop some comments pon JMG in between! luuuuu :p

TOPPA TOP

DI PEOPLE DEM SAY WHILE GAVESHA AND AVA DID A GALANG… TOPPA DID A TEK MOVADO HOOD BY STORM … DEM SAY DIS A ONE WHITE GIRL WHEY DOW LIKE HAR KINE… IF DI HOOD NUH BLACK SHE NUH WANT IT …DEM SAY FROM PROMOTER TO DJ TO SELECTOR SHE TEK DEM BY STORM N SAY SHE A DANCE AND IS ONLY PAN HAR HEAD TAP ALONE SHE DANCE…. well judging by the size of har head unno can see say it tek nuff pressure

SMADDY BREAK IT DOWN

MI SEE SMADDY DROP THIS COMMENT AND REALLY EXPLAIN THE CYCLE IN A WAY WHEY MI NEVA THINK OF IT BEFORE… THANKS AND U OPEN MI EYE A MILLION TIMES WIDER

Anonymous said…



mek me tell u how dis groupie ting go as a reformed so called groupie myself…






u see from u reach 16 and start go out and buss breast and bottom, skin clean, belly flat …is like u r fresh meat to dem artiste/producer/promoter/sounman.






jamaica…worse kingston is so small…everybody know at least 1 entertainer or you are amoung those kinda people easily….






now u being young n impressionable when a certain dj (where before u only see on tv n hear on radio) a look ina your face and smile wid u and a talk to u …u gonna feel special….as crawny as kartel/ele/bounty are….if him draw fi u at a party outa a crowd a odda pretty gyal n decide seh a u him like…ur dumb ass is gonna feel nice …suh u give him ur number n u feel big in uself fi know seh that “the bounty killa” a call off u phone a day time n a lyrics u…






they come, take u out to dinner + lunch no problem, bring u around their friends, u get to skip the line at asylum and quad, u get to meet some other important people u would neva get fi si, they carry u up the studio, make u feel included and important ..like your part of the hype …and that is the part that trick most of us…we fall for the hype …champagne, free passes, a one par at lime cay and pictures to put on facebook…






n when dem ready fi fuk u …is eida at your yard (cause dem nah carry u go weh dem rightful house deh), hilton, di studio or di hotel beside a hot pot in new kgn….n wen dem finally get to fuk u………the whole game change…now u all a call dem 3 time before dem answer ur call…u go party n see dem wid nex gyal a cyah seh nuttin cause u already know what it is ….n after all of dat him still can call ur phone …anytime a day….n u will mek him fuk u again ….all beacause u wanna be back in the hype…for some strange reason, we always think that we are gonna be the one that dem fall for and gonna wife up in the public at large….not so at all.






February 2, 2010 10:17 AM


Anonymous said…


n since u r not numba 1 ina fi him run-down-to-fuk-list again…u hit back the scene wid avengance …cause u wah show him seh him a nuh di only man weh want u …and what better way to do that dan to fuk wid a nex high profile entertainer ???…cause once u get known a little bit , it nuh hard fi pick up a nex one cause dem dida wait ina di shadows fi when sizzla stop fuk u ….






n u tink di dutty entertainer dem dont knw seh a last week u did a fukx beenie and vegas ? dem know ! n dem dont care ! they even will discuss u among dem one aneeda…bout yeah man me fuk har to ..or she good pon di crush ice…






so u end up fuk a nex entertainer n a nex one n di cycle jus a repeat itself because dats all u know from u a 16…now how afta fukin wid beenie n ele n flippa u ago simma down now n go talk to a regular old ricardo weh work a digicel ??? u wah matterhorn laugh afta u ? or u matie dem seh u flop ?? no …so u get caught up in keepin up the hype and appearances …






so my point is …most times these groupies started out as nice decent people whe dem parents send dem go prep school and dem have 8 subjects and all a go uwi…but its these dutty entertainers that prey on us and we as eediats just fall into their trap..






we as youg women need to wise up n put these ugly broke talentless djs in dem place …mek dem know ur worth more than a free weekend at riu for ati, more dan a backstage pass to jazz n blues, start tek fi dem picta when dem a nyam we out n dash out dem likkle buddy and cum quick stories n embarass dem to !!!






as in me n rosie, shanoya, bobbie, beckylu dem a nuh fren…but i can see n definately understand how they have become what they have become ..its jus for them to want to change n be brave enough to step out of that lifestyle …n not care that your not talked about anymore or that your not in the in crowd no more….its ok to work a 9 – 5 for your money , you and you little honda civic will make it …u nuh haffi fuk fi go ina movada range …some ohter big money man will see u doin your thing and tek u up..trust me …as i said as a reformed groupie i tek weh ma self ..cause living that life will surely not guarentee me happiness or a spot in Heaven so i’m donw with that ..






just my little 2 cents MET….thanks

EEEEERRRRKKKKS…a dem yah u call show stappurs

*whispers* the guy in the black and white piped jacket  with two prominent facial features running a very stiff race with the middle facial feature taking off like usain bolt … is self proclaimed fashion icon.. DOUGIE BRITISH.. that black jacket as you can see seems to have escaped the female rack.. ..gary u a tan up beside di gucci bag y u nuh jus draw it on and done?… the beigh carpet with the side runner close enough to the couch, the london queen reject up top, fresh prince trying to look as manly as possible… PEOPLE DEM PEOPLE YAH MEK SELECTOR CYAA SELECT WHEN PARTY A GWAAN, SOUP GET COWL, FRESLY ROASTED PEANUT GET STALE… BARE TINGS
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