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RASTA NUFFY MIXUP INA BANGARANG>>>>>>>

ELE SHAMI WHAT A WAY U GIVE IT TO MI PAN U MYSPACE PAGE… DI TIME U TEK A CUSS N CALL MI UGLY U GO SEE IF U CAN PIC UP CUPPLE LASCO FROM ELE MADDA AND SEE IF U CAN BARGAIN WID HIM FI GI U SOME MONEY BECAUSE U BADLY NEED OF A LIFE.. SO U CAN GO LEASE ONE… HENNWAY PPPLLLLLLLL SORRY FI DI DELAY  … PPL MEET THALIE RAS.. SHE A DI ONE WHEY GI IT TO KARTEL N RHINO SAME NIGHT AT RHINO UNCLE GUEST HOUSE.. FROM MI BAWN MI NEVA SEE A RASTA GROUPIE TILL TONIGHT.. SHAWTELL MI HEAR SAY U N KARTEL PATCH UP TINGS NOW BUT I NEVA SEE U N HIM A HUG UP SO YET IT LOOK LIKE DAH RAS YAH HAVE IT LOCKED, BOOKED, SEAL UP.. SHAWTEL U GWINE HAFFI RUN A THREESOME PAN KARTEL FI GET DEM BREED A HUG YAH…  and a last word to ele shami..y u neva tek u big dragan nose n cuss mi right yah u know mi wudden ansa u cause mi fraid a cyclone.. u say mi ugly yes mi ugly mi ugly so bad mi nuh have a nose a u one getty>>>>>>.

General talk Met here is di best!!! Dont worry bloggers shani ave skawchiiiin suss fi drop dis evening and promise yuh will be entertain!

*Keva post delete*

but since ppl inya ave good vibez les jus reason til shani come out har meetin! talk whateva de pon ya mind from sherlock to battyplatinum disapperance of other blogs an matie drama etc.

General talk Met here is di best!!! Dont worry bloggers shani ave skawchiiiin suss fi drop dis evening and promise yuh will be entertain!

*Keva post delete*

but since ppl inya ave good vibez les jus reason til shani come out har meetin! talk whateva de pon ya mind from sherlock to battyplatinum disapperance of other blogs an matie drama etc.

EXCELCIOR EXCELCIORRRRR … puts a crunch in every?????

MEET BUSY’S FIRST LADY, HELLO SIXTH FORMER HOW R U? DID UR FORTUNE TELLER TELL U NOT TO QUESTION BUSY’S LOVE FOR U?? I THINK HE WILL LOVE U WHEN THE DNA TEST COMES BACK NEXT YR… MAKE SURE U HAVE ABOUT 60 ROLLS OF HAND TOWELS TO WIPE HIM TWO HALF BRIGHT YEYE DEM.. AND MEK SURE U DEH DEH FOOT N FOOT WHEN DI DNA A RUN CAUSE TUNYAH LICKING TRICKS MEK SHE HAVE CONTACTS INA HIGH PLACES.. SO IF ANY BLOOD A GO DRAW MEK SURE U PRESENT FI MR BUSY B.. MI KNOW BUSY IS A SCHOOL FEE PAYING GROUPIE GROPER ENO CAUSE U SCHOOL FEE UP TO DATE N TING.. BOOK DEM BUY N A LEVELS MONEY PUDUNG ARREDDIE.. ONLY ONE SINGLE TING.. IS WHEY U GWINE DO IF TUNYAH DNA COME BACK SAY ” HE IS THE FATHER”? UR MAN A DI ONLY ENTERTAINER NOW WHEY MI SEE INA DEM MODERN TIMES YAH WHEY LOVE RUN WIDOUT BOOT.. A MUTA HIM NAME OR WHA??? HIM NUH KNOW CONDOM YOWWWWW A 5 MONTHS HIM N TUNYAH DEH AND SHE ALMOST 4 MONTHS PREGNANT ,,, ASK HIM HOW DAT HAPPEN… IF A WHEN TUNYAH N CLAUDINE DUN DEM ROUTINE HIM ASK DEM FI BAIL HEEN… as mi say wink to mi if u waa tell mi how dah breedin deh go…CAUSE U INLOVE, , TUNYAH A BREED AND HIM A HIDE N MINE BABY COOLINGS.. SMADDY IRON A GO BUN… MAYBE A URNS

MS LADY DI TOPIC IS DOWN

CAN MI RUN MI NIGHT TOPIC AGEN?

TUWITH TUWITT TOOOO … a so di owl say right?

EXCELCIOR EXCELCIORRRRR … puts a crunch in every?????

MEET BUSY’S FIRST LADY, HELLO SIXTH FORMER HOW R U? DID UR FORTUNE TELLER TELL U NOT TO QUESTION BUSY’S LOVE FOR U?? I THINK HE WILL LOVE U WHEN THE DNA TEST COMES BACK NEXT YR… MAKE SURE U HAVE ABOUT 60 ROLLS OF HAND TOWELS TO WIPE HIM TWO HALF BRIGHT YEYE DEM.. AND MEK SURE U DEH DEH FOOT N FOOT WHEN DI DNA A RUN CAUSE TUNYAH LICKING TRICKS MEK SHE HAVE CONTACTS INA HIGH PLACES.. SO IF ANY BLOOD A GO DRAW MEK SURE U PRESENT FI MR BUSY B.. MI KNOW BUSY IS A SCHOOL FEE PAYING GROUPIE GROPER ENO CAUSE U SCHOOL FEE UP TO DATE N TING.. BOOK DEM BUY N A LEVELS MONEY PUDUNG ARREDDIE.. ONLY ONE SINGLE TING.. IS WHEY U GWINE DO IF TUNYAH DNA COME BACK SAY ” HE IS THE FATHER”? UR MAN A DI ONLY ENTERTAINER NOW WHEY MI SEE INA DEM MODERN TIMES YAH WHEY LOVE RUN WIDOUT BOOT.. A MUTA HIM NAME OR WHA??? HIM NUH KNOW CONDOM YOWWWWW A 5 MONTHS HIM N TUNYAH DEH AND SHE ALMOST 4 MONTHS PREGNANT ,,, ASK HIM HOW DAT HAPPEN… IF A WHEN TUNYAH N CLAUDINE DUN DEM ROUTINE HIM ASK DEM FI BAIL HEEN… as mi say wink to mi if u waa tell mi how dah breedin deh go…CAUSE U INLOVE, , TUNYAH A BREED AND HIM A HIDE N MINE BABY COOLINGS.. SMADDY IRON A GO BUN… MAYBE A URNS
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