Monthly Archives: September 2009

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BEENIE MAN SAY IT BUT AIDONIA WE A ASK IT…* a who have di wickidis slam?*

IS IT PRINCESS KIM FROM UPTOWN OR SHANIQUE FROM SPANISH TUNG? A CAW STOP LAUGH.. A DOW TINK SHANIQUE SHUDDA TEK DAT BATHSUIT PIC.. A REALLY DOW KNOW YOWW LMAO.. WHO A DRAW NEARER TO DI WIFE RULE AND WHO HAFFI JUS HOLE DI MATIE ROLE AND LOVE IT UP…jus like dattttt

FARRIN DOOR LAK???


SMADDY JUS EMAIL MI SAY KARTEL DID FI PERFORM WID ORALORD N SUDSIL MOUT TONITE AND DEM SAY DEM STAMP OUT HIM BOOK DENIED???????????????????????? WILL MI KARTEL PERSON COME CHEW ASAP PANDY DOUBLE N CONFIRM DIS FIMMY KAWS DEM CUDDEN LET IN ORAL N DENY SO SO SEX ENTRY A TALL ATALLLL

IS THERE A NURSE HALL IN THE BUILDING>>>> MI A GO INA LAYBAH


I am much more than I was because I learnt to let go of all that never was. I am my grandmother’s joy I am my grandfather’s promise I am my father’s dreams I am my mother’s conscience I am a friend to my friends I am the mythical phoenix to my detractors I am Rushelia the 1 and only child for Mrs. H and will always be I AM…..much more than u will ever know!!! I AM About me uh…I am a hot, sexy, vivacious, sophisticated, intellectual, sometimes naughty, sometimes nice kinda gal…Bitches hate me, (um yeah) they just wanna be me…come to think of it… I would hate me 2. I have a personality to die 4…cant help it, I was born this way…hot in all aspects. So haters dont hate me because I am beautiful, it’s not my fault if u are not. I know that I am all of that I dont need ur opinion, if u r not hot it aint my problem (boy it aint easy being me). Strong believer in God…. putting him first, He is the source of my existence…. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Family and friendsand it really takes alot to put one in this category) basically I just wanna live my life 2 the fullest….”Give me a chance Dutty Niggas hop off a mi back”, if u dont like me then keep that shit 2 yourself…. Feeling is mutual. keep my enemies close right? ( I guess u should all listen to Serani & Bugle’s song; “DOH”…LMFAO) Oh well like they say hypocrisy is the best diplomacy. Get to know me trust me u will love me, remember now bitches stop the bitching…. OK maybe I am a little conceited but who can blame me? …. I have a good reason. Gotta keep living it up despite what badmind people think. Peace

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*NO WORDS*… DI GIRL SAY SHE IS A MYTHICAL PHEONIX TO HER DETRACTORS>>>>>>>>>>>
u cudda go write a one choon fi bugle man.. and put him back pandy map*

CONDENSEDDDD MILK??

NOW WE KNOW SAY KARTEL NAW LIE WHEN HIM A SING DI TINGS DEM… BUTTTTTTTTTT AS DI PEOPLE DEM A ROAD A SAY MILK = ABENA FROM 876… MEMBA SAY 876 OWNER A GAZA HIM SAY BECAUSE A HIM A KARTEL MANAGERR… SO WID ALL DEM BITS N PIECE DEH.. A JUS WAA ASK .. IF BOUNTY DID A NYAM MILK —— WEEKLY HIM MUS DID A MISS SOME SPOTS killa u tongue neva did a anchor har a talll atalll BECAUSE SHE NEVA SAY ALLIANCE YET! nor has 876 (all wid kartel sexless skills dem still a say gaza)……. MAYBE IS NOT MILK….CUDDA NEVA EVA..

MI HAFFI ADD THIS … KARTEL MI RATE U AND EVERYTING BUT A LIKKLE LANGUAGE GOES A LONG WAAYYYY… IS NOT UCHOOB… ITS YOU- TUBE… YOUTUBE…. SAY IT THREE TIMES AND U JUS MIGHT GEDDIT… YOU-TUBE..

”the man that didn’t get me wet”>>>>

BUGLE ONE A U LONG TIME OOMAN WRITE IN AND ASK IF U LEARN HOW FI GET OOMAN WET YET.. SHE SAY U WAS ONE MAN WHEY NEVA CUDDA SHUDDA EVA GET A STROKES OFFA HAR BECAUSE FI DI YR WHEY UNNO DEH SHE KEEP TINKIN ONE A DI TIME DEM U GWINE MEK HAR WET>>>>>>>>>>> didn’t happen… SHE SAY ALL U DO A JUSS LAUNCH N A SAY IE TITE IE TITE N A DRY SHE DRY>>>>>>>>>

MI CAW EVEN SAY WHEY MI WAA SAY NOW MI A LAUGH TUH MUCH>

MERDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HELP POLICE, TEEF A DEDDDDDDD

JEESAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

TONI-ANN /CRAVEN A

MI TELL DEM NUH TRY STUDY
MI A CLASS ACT SOME A DEM A DEAD LAST……….A TELL DEM DON’T
HYPE OVER THE COCKY IT MUST SHARE ..RAIL OVA DI
ASSETS,BANK STATEMENT AND TITLE WITH YOUR NAME ALL OVER IT

TONI ANN MI CAW STOP LAUGH… DIS GI MI TUBAL WEAKNESSS… TONI ANN , AINT U STILL PAYING RENT?????????

U SAY SOME GYAL A DEAD LAST N WHEN MATTERHORN COME A NYC… like where is is now!…. U CANT EVEN SNEEZE BECAUSE DI NEW YORK GYAL LINE U UP LIKE DRILL SERGENT AND U HAFFI TEK DAT! SO MI WAA KNOW WHO A DEAD LAST WHEN U A BREED FI HOLE DI MAN N NUTTIN HIM A SLIP OUTA U HAND FASTA DAN SIPPLE SAM… TONI ANNNN… WHEY DAY WHEN MATIESHA GOODAS COME UP YAH N U CALL HIM AND HIM DROP HIM PAD AND DIP UP UNDER U BECAUSE DI NEW GYAL DID DEH BOUT.. WHICH NUMBA U TINK U WAS THEN?
BWAAY MI DID TALK LONG TIME SAY IS DI MAN DEM MONEY UNNO LOVE BECAUSE U DONT LIKE DI MAN MADDA AND HIM KNOW… AND UNNO FRIEND DEM KNOW TUH… maybe cause she see say u is a tikle digga…… U A TALK BOUT MEK DEM TAN DEH AS LONG AS A U HIM COME HOME COME STRESS…. *chokes*, water please.. … DID U REALLY PASS DI GSAT OR A BUY U BUY U WAY INA CHILDHOOD? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAN.. U A GI BUN , HIM A GI BUN N A GI IT WID BIG DISRESPECT N DONT EVEN BUY U A PLACE YET… U RENT ALL LATE SOMETIME… N U A TALK BOUT A BETTA HIM STRESS U???

TONI ANN U KNOW MI ALWAYS HEAR SAY PEOPLE OPEN STORE OUTA TINGS WHEY DEM BUTTA UP BUT MI NEVA KNOW SAY A BIG HYPER LIKE U /STAY AT HOME MOM/FALLEN ANGEL IN WAITING CUDDA REALLY OPEN A STORE N A SELL FINGA PIKKIN GOODS….NO SAH

n.b.
people if unno shopping ina Toni-Ann store mek sure unno look under di collar dem n such fi holes… a di alarm dem dat whey di people dem pap out when dem a butta dem.. mek sure all a di tings dem ina 1 piece before unno check out……..okay

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