Monthly Archives: August 2009

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THRILLER THRILLER NIGHT>>>>>>>


Fashion God The International Fashion IconSays Fact: You can call me Michael Jackson, You can call me whatever name you want to, But DONT call me BROKE” Lmao6 minutes ago
Mood:Hunting To Find

U SEE ANYTIME I DRAP DOUGIE BUSINESS HIM GWINE CHANGE HIM NAME TO GEORGE MICHAEL MEMBA MI TELL U.. A CAW STOP LAUGH TO BLOODCLOT WAIEEEE

THE BABY GRAPH


IT LOOK LIKE DI UGLIA U IS DI MORE PICKNEY U GET HEENA DI DJ BUSINESS BECAUSE MI REALLY NUH KNOW HOW DEM TWO YAH A DOW KNOW HOW …. WELL DERE ISNT A GINGER OR NUTNEG SHORTAGE INA DI WORLD AT THIS TIME SO NUNTNEG AND GINGA INA DI MOUT KAWNA TUDDY WORLEE… HENNYWAYZZ

ELEPHANT MAN— with a wappin—30 kids(WELL UNNO KNOW HIM A PAWCHMENT PAYPAH KING SO MAYBE HYPNOSIS WAS USED JOORIN DI DAGGERIN)
NINJA MAN—- 25 kids( AND MI KNOW A NUH JUS NOW NINJA LOSE ALL HIM TEET DEM)
ORALORD——–12 kids… (WELLL… THE TONGUE RULES AT THIS TIME–;)
BEENIE MAN—–9 kids (A GUESS HIM WIPE WHEY DI FRAWT FUS BEFORE HIM DAGGA)
VYBZ KARTEL—– 3 kids (ALL ADDY A JOOK HIM CAW REACH DI BELLY YETS.. DAS ALL A CAN SAY)
BABY CHAM—— 2 kids (ONLY DEM DEH WE KNOW OF..)
LEXUS —- 3 kids ( WELLL……. wid feem kinda nyammin mawnin aftah pill dow even needed…;)
FLIPPA–3 kids (WELL… AS ELE SAY DOLPHIN A FISH…;)

MI STILL INA DI LUU AS TO HOW NINJA GET 25 KIDS… SMADDY HOLE MI UP KAWS AM ABODA… *faints*.. I MEAN THE DUDE HAS NO TEETZ FOR CHRISTS SAKES…

ELE U SAY NONE A U KIDS DEM NAW WALK BAREFOOT BUT NOW MI REALLY BELIEVE SAY U NAW MINE DI WHOLE A DEM…
BEENIE U KNOW HOW UR STORY GOES—- *winks* di girl a england Beenie mmmhmmm yeah dat same girl
DEM SAY ORALORD MINE HIM KIDS BUT DI PICKNEY WHEY HIM TEK FROM HIM BABY MOTHER N LEF HAR ALMOST OUT A DI PICKNEY LIFE… MI NUH RATE DAT

A WHICH PANTY PUT ON YAHSOO>>




MI JUS MEMBA SAY A FEW MONTHS AGO FLIPPA N PEACHES DID KICK OFF CHEW KESHA JAGUAR…

PPL UNNO CHOOSE A PANTY N SAY Y UNNO TINK A DAT ONE A WEAR INA DIS YAH PASSERING YAH

A WHICH PANTY PUT ON YAHSOO>>




MI JUS MEMBA SAY A FEW MONTHS AGO FLIPPA N PEACHES DID KICK OFF CHEW KESHA JAGUAR…

PPL UNNO CHOOSE A PANTY N SAY Y UNNO TINK A DAT ONE A WEAR INA DIS YAH PASSERING YAH

I WANNA LAY DOWN MY BURDENS >>>>>>>> flippa finish it tup


FLIPPA U DED LAKKA DOG WID DAH CHOON YAH

I WANNA LAY DOWN MY BURDENS >>>>>>>> flippa finish it tup


FLIPPA U DED LAKKA DOG WID DAH CHOON YAH

IF DI MAN SUCK>>>>>>>>>>>>>


A NUH HIM COCKEY FAULT—
BWAAY LEXUS IT STICKY PAN U AND U 9 INCH LIKE YAWSSS. DI PEOPLE DEM SAY DEM A WONDER IF A JUS SAVE U LOVE SAVE U STRIKING OR U SWIPE CYADD HAVE MORE NAYCHA DAN DI 9 INCH?
SHE SAY WHEN U DONE EAT SHE TINK U WUDDA NEED A KERCHIV BUT U STRETCH OUT U SWIPE CYADD N BY DI TIME SHE BLINK HAR YEYE LID DEM NEVA EVEN GET FI TOUCH.. DI EVIDENCE DISAPPEARED FROM U MOUTSTACH N U MOUT KAWNA– AN U HAVE DI NERVE A MEK SONG BOUT MAN A NUH PUSSYCLAWT , U A PUSSYCHIVE DEN? BECAUSE NOT EVEN MATLOCK, SHERLOCK HOLMES OR PERRY MASON CAN FIND DI PUSSY JUICE WHEN U DUN LAPPIE YUP.. DI WAY U A LAP U ALL FIGET SAY U 3 LEG A CRY FI A PIECE A DI ACTION… BWAAY IT STICKY PAN IT.. AND ORALORD WUDDA DO WELL WID ALL UR SIZE ENO CAWS IS ONLY 71/2 HIM HAVE>> TINK ABOUT A TRADE LEX…tinkaboutdittt

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