IT DEH A ROAD

As uno know di whole a Gullyside deh a road and man and man a talk how dem can talk and all now not one can come forward. Well…di people dem seh Saw and JohnJohn still deh and dem nah show no signs of leaving…….nuh mattah wha she seh ina di people dem news paper.. Mi nuh know hef a Joe money increase Ninja Man status yah now or a true in did a travel roun ina di people dem limousine………a doe know if a all dose tings kaw Ninja haffi tuk whey when night come like when 6 ‘o’ clock come and fowl find it roose………..but di people dem sehhhhhhhhh Stacious and Ninjaman ina tings…………… what a fortunate situation for Ninja Man…………and a very unfortunate one for the young woman..IF DIS YAH STORY YAH A DI CHOOT WHAT A TING……….IS LIKE STACIOUS LIKE DEM EXTRA EXOTIC LOOKING ……..Flippa di people dem a talk seh yuh tek up petty news carrying like a hobby an yuh fi stop it because yuh have tuh much ooman fi occupy yuh time why yuh tek time out fi watch one whey nuh belong tuh yuh?..Tashamay mek sure she tek har dashout wut right back outa yuh, kaw mi imagine seh yuh nuh waa let off like when yuh jus land……..di money tax dung tuh nuttin and yuh a gi payment in kind now……yes man…BIGUP DI AD WHEY YUH DUH FI TASHAMAY PARTY FLIPPA…How was di turn out? Thanks to di man whey pick up di man phone and return it fass because yuh cudden digest whey ina it…ah dat unno figet when unno guh touch people tings…Yuh mussy did tink yuh cudda tek gloves hold it..whappen yuh did fraid fi delete di the bolts and all the other parts dem? Yuh know mi did a guh shout unno out but one mind tell mi seh di phone wudda return……and return it did!
Hi Busy…how yuh doing Slim? It look like di likkle prison ting change yuh rite up but mi dus wa yuh know seh di likkle ignore yuh ignore Tunya whey day a di party dat nuh seh nuttin..di people dem seh yuh nah luk pan she nor di baby..She push up harself whey night and because yuh deh a road wid Mawga yuh act like yuh nuh si Tunyah…Is not looks alone mek up DNA….Suh if yuh have doubts run go duh di D.N.A test and nuh badda use yuh eye as judgement because hungry belly gi blurry vision and God knows yuh seh yuh did deh a prison a hungry………….. plus when yuh come a road it show…suh now dat yuh eating food…………….di eye damage already done..GUH DUH DI D.N.A…Tunya dis really look bad doe…yuh grown and decide fi have one likkle baby…people a street shudden have it fi talk seh next man name a call pan him.. Di people dem seh yuh try get Busy attention so bad him neva even look…and as di ting done him lef di place wid a speed like him nuh waa gi yuh nuh space fi talk ..do up yuh D.N.A works and put all doubts to shame….THANK YOU>>