Claire’s  Corner  Chapter 1

FRIENDLY FOE!!!
Definition:-
Friendly: showing or expressing liking goodwill or trust
Foe: an Enemy

Place less on Friends and recruit those Enemies…dwl..WHY!?????….
Friends are wonderful to have but how do u know who is a friend??? Is it determined by who has your back covered like a 4inch ply lol , or the person who laughs the hardest at your jokes??
You don’t ever truly know your friends because they more often than not , agree with all your words and actions , they love almost everything about you … MOST TIMES THEY REALLY DON’T…they do and say things to avoid an argument to full fill the role of a friend by making you feel good about yourself
All when dem kno yu head dry , teet dutty, an yu have a peas fi a brain lol, dem bend ova back way fi convince yu otherwise or dem soften di blow when dem a tell yu lolol
Under that loving surface lurks the suppressed dark RAW truth that can be so offensive and because this true feeling is tied down and held in the potential to cause a massive explosion … like di one dem pan di gaza…. is almost inevitable .Yup!
Yu eva hear two “friend a trace yet??? Ma.. *need I say more* lol
The thing about it is ppl like to feel they’ve earned everything they have or have been give , including friendships
Ppl feel oppressed when dem needy lol di more den feed off a u or ur energy is like adding insult to injury and when they give of themselves they expect to be rewarded either cash or kind even a thanks lolol so overtime (if not monitored) you will start to see glimpses of resentment, envy etc. building up to the nuclear holocaust to come lol
What if I were to tell you now that “I BELIEVE” an enemy can make an excellent friend *scratch ma chin*
Yea mi know yu ago sey “BUN A FRENEMY” or sum”n like dat right? Lol well mek mi bruck it dung fi yu mi love lol
Friends are beneficiaries Yup! If yu fren couldn’t barro yu money yu clothes and in some freakish cases yu man lol that wouldn’t be yu friend. If he/she neva need yu fi pick dem up (most times literally) pan a bad day , dem would be more known as “acquaintances” nuh true!?!
Friends are NEEDERS .. Need moral support , financial support ,aka “palgimoney” lolol nuh care how insignificant it seens . Friends need each other for some reason
Now your ENEMY hates ur gutts want only to kill YOU yu dog and di one white fowl weh yu granny dead leff gi yu lol
But there is a trix in di trade if u can tap into that obsession (love and hate are obsession with a thin line down the midle)* an nuh ask me how yu ago do it if yu can mek an enemy yu dam sure can make a friend*
Let them know you know all the plots and conspiracies against you and fill them with ‘graciousness’ beyond their wildest expectation. When you do this even under their distrust and disbelief of how your only defense is LOVE.. They can’t help but want it to be real and with that curious and unsure seed planted, they”ll end up trying to impress you and wanting to prove to you how loyal and great of a friend they could have been in the first place if you had chosen them for that position earlier *honey u never had it this good* lol
You see your enemy wants nor expects nothing from you …apart from di obvious poison pill and di 2b4 dwl… , infact they want to prove to you that you need them Yup! All your enemies want from you is a lil R.E.S.P.E.C.T *wink*
Dat nuh sell a shop nor put ina pot lol
It nuh come cheap suh when yu get dat power recognize it cause dem a line up fi it and will pay the high price dat you set. A PERSON THAT HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS FOR YOU
Suh nuh dash weh yu fren dem but it will benefit yu if yu turn dem ina ememy an recycle dem as friends lolol
Wid yu ememies yu have a level play field suh fling weh di tracin an di fussin and put yu enemies to work for you
PICK UR TIMING, SPARE AN ENEMY AND MAKE HIM YOUR ALLY ….u’ll make friend and loose an enemy!!

Chapter 2 Feme Fatale

FEMFaTAL,
What do men want and how do u not change who u are but ADJUST TO FIT.?!?
This is a question asked by every warm bloodied female , even once…dwl…
Well *praprananaaa* HELP IS ON THE WAY lol *huge smile plz* thank u*
BE THE ULTIMATE MALE FANTASY!!
Yes mi love if yu can catch him yu can keep him ..dwl
Men feel oppressed daily because they work overtime on their role as “THE MAN” , they are often tired of limitations and burdened by the facade of being in total control.
You need now to create an atmosphere where he can loose or give up control but maintain his masculinity. Add this to a heightened sexual charge and it equals heaven ..YUP! MAKE SURE TO KEEP SEXY … Its medically proven that pleasant visuals decrease stress
Suh get busy dashing out di noah’s ark draws dem , dash out di rollers dem outa yu hair an bax likle coolant pan yu face b4 him reach di door lolol
Recognize what excites and work feverishly to enhance it
Suh if yu man like long hair an urs a 2inch from yu scalp , yu need fi run up ina d horse tail full speed lol … Nuh shame …we live in a brad new world, that what yu not born with, you can always buy lol… yu love yuself naturally right!? Well yu will love di HD, 3D ,digitally upgraded ,2010 version even more, dwl … Be fearless when u aim to plz,… ‘too much is still too lil’…
After you’ve developed your attractive attributes an you’ve gained his attention , you’ll want to maintain his gaze by strengthening your ability to “Stir his Emotions” in ways beyond his control *Hypnosis / Mild Manipulation*,
Keep in mind …life is a stage and you are the star,director and producer of this show, there are no rehearsals so get it right the first time….
Find your qualities and what makes you attractive and work the hell out of it
If its your voice: practice speaking more seductively
If its your walk: put a lil pep in your step if its your eyes: sit in front a mirror and practice your most sensual look etc.
Always be aware of your body language… Unspoken words don’t speak they shout..
Eg. OBAMA : charmed almost an entire globe with his smooth voice and articulate speech , his caring ,direct , committed stare and smooth gliding steps. Before he even went to work we fell in love with his hypnotic and mildly manipulative character
You must appear to be ‘supernatural’ *astonish and bewitch* you must be more than average everything about u must dazzle but still appear harmonious , like a living fantasy
Scream sexy in every way possible without making your attempts blatant or obvious. Yup! … Show di pie without removing the wrapping… Eg. Reveal a part of the body but a part that excites the imagination…. Sexy is 80% mental and 20% physical ,
Suh yu coulda be a 600lb rhino lol you can exert sexuality. Yu eva si some ugly ppl dat yu just can’t take yu eyes off?! … to how dem swagarific an exhale confidence, dem start look nice after a while!?! *nod*
Always appear to have all the time in the world and your ‘world’ is the place to be…. so full of serenity, love and endless pleasure
Use suggestive words lined with innocence and an erotic allure
Men are attracted to fluidity, the appearance of smooth sailing.
Always seem uninterested in what the world beyond him is doing * even though me an yu know betta lol* … Men are big babies , can’t get enough comfort lol.
We all are big kids , and even though we sometimes won’t admit it , we want to keep that inner child ,that untamed spontaneity. Keep that playful nature , be that lil girl that needs daddy(him) to save her from all those bad men that are tripping over themselves to get to you *without being too needy* .. Yup!… If yu nuh have no “JOE GRINE” create one outa thin air lol .. Men want what other men want . Don’t be afraid of making him angry .. too much security breeds complacency aka laziness but a lil insecurity heightens curiosity . Your aim is to stir emotions….men were made to suffer , dem love it trust mi lol , if you can mek a man cry , him love yu forever lol…
Yes honey desire is the name of the game and you want to keep him thinking about you .. good or bad yu ina him head …
Be careful not to over do it . Never be caught playing innocent but show weakness indirectly , be naughty , he wants you to be , you are now so lovable he’ll forgive you JUST DON’T APOLOGIZE! Or seem unsure , that will break the spell ,never seem to take anything overly serious , throw some light glances or direct stares but seem oblivious to what you’re doing and be light spirited at all times….
To BE CONTINUED!

Heeelllllooo!! Dwl… mi si mi peeps a swet fi a tad bit more an mi nuh think mi ago mek unu swet out di rest a di week *nope* suh mi decide fi drop piece more suh unu basket a trix look fatta lolol … But mi want unu soak it up an tek time work it in dwl … mi naah mek unu overload ok *smiles* suh afta mi dash da lil spice yah ,unu can check out Clair’s Corner twice a week Modays and Fridays aaayt *thumbs up* and thanks to all readers and commentors, this is aimed at stirring insight an opinions, suh feel free to indulge*wink*

 
Continuation FEMME FaTaLe

Never seem obvious-
The more u show a man you are pursuing him the more likely he is to resist Yup! Men are competitive creatures and don’t like to feel like they have given in to anything suh now u have his full attention don’t allow urself to become frightening or claustrophobic aka NEEDY =NO NO
Learn to be hot and cold, keep him off balance don’t be predictable .This creates an air of mystery and sets his imagination on fire. Lil distance engages the emotions… yea man mek him wonder if yu lost interest after di big heat weh yu bring to the table and he will do everything to bring that back (its a cycle)then bum yu jus fill up him cup and start all over again lol.
Show independence *all when yu depend pan him fi everything* if him feel like yu nuh need him he will do everything to make you need him *wooie can you say shopping spree rotf*.
Yes mi love men are natural GIVERS and women are born RECEIVERS … Notice when yu give a man a gift how him look embarrassed and sometimes awkward….*even tho di licky licky one dem nuh ha no shame ina dem game* lol ,most ‘real’ men have a hard time taking *like thanx but chu * but women grab dat up wid ease lol . When u seem independent especially to a heights, most times they want to make u dependent *win win* lol. A self sufficient woman is a major hottie ,high self esteem is a must ,low self esteem is unattractive ,confidence is a magnet and the less you seem to need him the more he needs u, suh try yu hardest fi nuh come across as a leashes lolol
Pick your timing and make yuself scarce
Never show too much jealousy, ppls natural insecurities are heightened in group settings so if there is the sense that there is completion he will go overboard trying to defeat this unseen force *win win*. Create an emotional distance this will allow yu to cry when it counts lol. This detached attitude will sky rocket his emotions … Suh basically if you always seem strong when you show weakness it bring him to his knees.
Make him dependent on you for his happiness resist the urge to vent , argue ,complain or pester , instead build him up, flatter him, compliment and charm his socks off , be the well that springs the water that nourishes his self esteem and he will come running to fill that endless thirst Yup! Afta society dun batta an beat him dung, an mek him feel weak tired an unworthy of anyting good ,*braps ..here comes you ,him breath a fresh air lolol*.
Open your ears and eye , look and be a great listener, when you LOOK you won’t miss a beat and your conversations will be fruitful . Yea ppl like when yu notice dem an tell dem all di nice tings bout demself … When you LISTEN you learn his strengths and more importantly his weaknesses ,suh yu can tailor your self and direct your flatteries at his insecurities Yup! suh if him have a likle willy lol *and trust mi him kno it lickle* lol nuh tell him it big cause him ago have yu as a lyad but tell him it sweet when him put it a di edge (suh yu nuh need di whole a it therefore it neva afi big) lolol *wink* validate his self worth.
Put him in the frame of mind that he is the center piece of your puzzle and he will grow addicted to you
Be lighthearted and fun , not bland and too serious or too critical, no man nuh like when yu criticize him every minute. An energetic presence is alluring no man nuh want nuh boring gyal lolol. Encourage elegance , style and swagger remember your world is an escape from the harshness of reality , and don’t I repeat DO NOT ANTAGONIZE di man ,retreat more often and let him feel he is victorious, *there are many ways to skin a cat* yu nuh affi win a verbal war *which in most cases no one wins * but a spiritual and a emotional victory is won with CALM ,besides when you push the natural response is to push back ,so push a lil then pull real hard and use his strength as his weakness *aka the goat farmers effect*. When farmer cyah get him ram fi move him pull him ina di opposite direction then run pass him and use the ram strength fi pull him towards di direction weh di ram a pull to…* which in ur case would be the direction you want him to go* lol
Plant ideas ,insinuations and ‘suggestions’ ,he’s more is likely to take your ideas and make them his own when its not forced upon him *wink* the more relaxed you make a man the easier it is to bend him to your will
Mirror him , adapt to his moods always seem to totally get where he is coming from or going ,learn his language and speak it fluently *imitation is the greatest form of flattery* he now sees a soul mate in you be the mild fem version of him.
Show strength in times of adversity seem calm in times of chaos Yup! Tek a hard life easy an seem to control destiny itself ,besides panic only make a bad situation worst *no benefits in getting ur feathers all ruffled up* lol. Eliminate all qualities that would make him defensive eg. high temper or vengefulness.
Seem extremely useful , let him feel like the mare association with you is beneficial * a better job, a few contacts, a big favor etc* don’t make promises you can’t keep.
Be overly GREATFUL when he does his good deeds… ina this fogy distrustful world any hint of genuinity brings great relief
Recognize his needs and don’t be fooled by his maybe rough exterior most times that’s a smoke screen to hide his true timid self , feed what has been repressed or what he has been denied b4 ,but never totally satisfy yea man lef room fi more , some man difficult an hard fi please work pan disarming him with graciousness as mi sey adapt and adjust to his mood….
To BE CONTINUED!!

Smarter WAR!

Mastering your own emotions being congenial yet cunning and democratic yet devious…. *evil smile* dwl…, Yup! if yu can’t control your own emotions how yu ago survive this cruel word that keeps throwing things at yu from all angles???
Learn to be civilized, decent and fair without giving too much of yourself cause anybady dat try to be good ALL the time is bound to fail in this world that is in abundance of the “NOT SO GOOD”. Yes huni ,there is greed ,envy, lust and hatred fighting a spiritual warfare(unseen war) and your only weapon is to charm seduce, deceive and outmanuver the competition, without them knowing it. ……cause if dem notice yu strategies it will certainly cause resentment so be careful not to be obvious .
Do not attempt to fool yuself and treat everyone the same cause firstly that is an insult. Yup! it would seem you can’t recognize “difference” so it would be like your rewarding the less skillful and suppressing those who excel.

Its great that you may think honesty is the best policy but in fact and truth its most times better to reserve your judgment. ..* as mi granny sey ANUH EVERYTING GOOD FI EAT GOOD FI TALK*

The truth is an offense but not a sin BUT does that make an “offense” better than a “sin” ??? A sin is against God and an offense is against Man but di two a dem bring “JUDGEMENT” …*God own a fire an brimstone an Man own a shot a fire an big stone* lololol ..

No one will see your honesty as completely free of some personal motivation suh jus figet dat
Let me tell you a lil bit about ‘Truth’ ….honesty is a strategy intended to convince people of how noble , good hearted an selfless you are ok,… suh yu can spear me all that lolol
Don’t play with fire!! .Look at the world as “shifting of perceptions” ,meaning :- always be able to see things through other people’s eyes .Yup! .. wat yu want fi yuself other ppl want the same , how you want to be treated , treat others , and learn to see things from every angle b4 yu open yu mouth *wink*

Emotions cloud reason
An emotional response, to a heated situation is a big mistake, that will cost you more dan di temporary satisfaction it brings you
When yu get overly emotional you cannot clearly assess a situation and respond with control
Anger is the most destructive emotion cause it has wat you would call a ripple effect ,that makes any situation less controllable and send yu opponent to a heighten state of resolve.
If its any enemy that ur trying to overcome its best to feign friendly and keep them off balance than to show anger.
Work harder on concealing your intentions from others, practice luring ppl into traps . Patience is your greatest weapon , this saves you from making foolish mistakes.

Nuh watch ppl intentions, what’s more important is the effect of their actions. Look into it …..sometimes ppl intend to do or say one thing and end up getting a different result than the one they intended , so the intent is not as important…. nuh true??? Dwl
Take nothing personal , observe ppl and muster all the calm you can find in you, that will enable u to see clearly wat the opponent is working with. Train your eye to follow the results of their actions and the circumstances. Do not be distracted by anything else . People spend a life time studying plants and animals so don’t u think it would be beneficial to study people with whom you must live and die among ??
Be a master psychologist.
You must be able to see through smoke screens an read ppls motivations from a distance, …. once yu kno wat dem up to dem cyah hurt yu….. Never discriminate as to whom you study, never trust anyone fully , watch everyone including friends and loved ones.
Disguise ur cunning wid nuff nod and smile dwl . Every move yu mek must be planned out perfectly, train yu moves to be indirect…. ok love lolol
Your power over them is determined by wat you do NOT do and wat u do NOT say .Yup!…. its not the goals u achieve that are memorable, it the price you pay to achieve them that counts . Apply this to every aspect of your life .
LIFE IS SHORT, AND OPPORTUNITIES ARE FEW , you have only so much energy to draw on , so time is precious .Never waste valuable time or mental peace of mind on the affairs of others. That’s too high a price to pay ….

Femme Fatale

 Unu ready fi more I presume so here goes …

Ps. Hope yall have been practicing *smile*

Help him to fall in love with you * lol yea man give him a hand lol *
Be extremely charismatic
Believe in yourself and what you are doing be bold yet serene , don’t ever explain why or where your confidence or contentment comes from . This brings a sense of mystery to your character and make you even more intriguing and interesting. Focus on training your outward appearance to be alert energetic and desirable , yu want to be instantly appealing.
Men love to be led by a beautiful charmer . Yup!.. Yu eva rub a man head an sweet him up an si how him part di red sea fi yu???! dwl
Design your words to be coated with promise of adventure or prosperity and he’ll want to run away with you . He’ll become emotionally attached to you …. Yes mi love…. Mek dat man feel ALIVE by believing in the fantasy you’ve created and that’s the first step to falling in love!!
Look at it this way , most of us believe and love God yet half of us have never seen a miracle *hmmmm!* …but a person who seems to be filled with the holly spirit speaking in tongues etc. like a priest a pastor etc. will have great power over a massive amount of ppl just by his ‘association’ to this higher power …. This is the feeling he will get, that there is a great power and a gift coming to him for being with this extra ordinary person ,which is you….. and you don’t have to heal the sick or raise the dead for him to believe you can , but just the way you conduct yourself trust mi he just can’t resist.
If ppl in general think you have a plan and know where you’re going , they will instinctively follow you .
Start by having deeply held values that you live by *cause yu cyah fake dat * and show him that you live by what you believe ,regardless of what the world thinks (eg. Religion) .
Get your ‘word play up’ use words to stir emotion
Word can uplift, elevate, stir anger or bring relief without referring to anything real .
Command his attention
You don’t have to shout or gesture wildly , instead be calm with a commanding presence radiating self assurance , don’t try too hard ok!
It is essential to always be self aware and know how ppl are seeing you suh practice yu look ina di mirror,…. memba mi tell yu life is a stage and you are the star/ actor lololol
Seem untouchable and strong . Radiate danger , a high sexuality, seem to have no fear of death and that you are delightfully spontaneous , this will send his head in a word wind . Yup! Man love feel a sense of adventure
DANGER: him tief an nuh get ketch dat mek him heart race wid excitement … nuh true????
SEXUALLITY: notice how most man love gogo club !?! Cause di air charged wid ‘forbidden’ sex … Nuh true????
SPONTANEOUS: if yu eva a drive wid yu man go all country an suddenly drop yu draws in him lap lololol him run offa di road dwlllll …. Nuh true???
Remember being charismatic is not about physical appearance as much as its about creating a sense of belonging and an air of desire.
Be Fetishized
The fetish is an object that commands an emotional response . … Yea man breath life ina yu movements when him look pan yu him fi can put yu ina any one a him fantasy lolol
Don’t be moody and too complex like yu a suffer from constipation. Be fluent and confident wid yu moves , he will want to seize and consume you
Men are susceptible to MYTHICAL CREATERS Yup! Notice how dem love off a j low or di girl pan di cover of a hustler magazine etc. So be the star of his great drama but remember to keep a slight distance aayt…. nuh choo yu si him love it yu start gi him a over dose ….mek him yearn fi it an wonder weh it gone, den yu wappy it back pan him again dwl ….,.it might anger him , he may even throw a tantrum but that’s when you’ll know you’re on the right track
Mek him wonder … why you think you so hot den yu show him … Afta yu give it to him draw it back an mek him trip ova himself a come back fi more…
To Be CONTINUED!

OMG ! Ladies Ladies Ladies
I have just stumbled onto some new info and decided to share with you
Now I know this topic is quite KINJITE/TABOO=forbidden , to some but to my enlightenment it is pretty NORMAL/REGULAR for most so I did a lil research and this is what I’ve found …,
CLAIRE’s Journey to pleasuring the ‘Penis’ DWL!!!
To start off , you may have had some dangling penis questions you’ve always been curious to get to the bottom of such as “WHAT DOES HE REALLY WANT ME TO DO WITH IT?” Nuh true ???
Well breath deeply and relax lets explore a few things he hopes an pray you’ll try and even a few things he don’t.
Try only what you are comfortable doing and go at your own pace.
Talk, Experiment , Laugh , Love, Improvise ,find what work for both of you then do it again lol.
Leave those daily distractions at the door ,don’t climb into bed and conk out. Get into the moment , decide that you want love making in your life and jump at it with an open mind . Share what feels good with him…eg. “oohh that feels good”… Let him know what ur working with and if he’s doing a good job … Faster ,harder, THERE!!… Stuff like that .Don’t drift in and out of the moment. ..Yu know sometimes yu mind drift a likle ….eg.. I wonder if mi stretch mark a show…. or… I wonder how much money mi a get this week …. Lol… No man , stay focus when yu deh pan yu mission ok lol. Divert all pleasure interrupting thoughts, focus all your minds power on your pleasure areas and help him to find them. Create your own likle oasis : lock the door , lock off the phone, treat yourself to a relaxing bath, light a scented candle , watch a Xrated movie, even touch yourself . Stop telling yourself “GOODAS NUH DO DAT” cause guess wah , the best girls DO *wink* ,simply be ready to move on to the other phase of your adult life … memba there is nothing dirty about sex , infact its one of life greatest gift to you . Stop worry bout yu big belly ,cause when yu luscious lips a work magic pan him , him nuh have time fi notice lol . Don’t be afraid he may not like it , ppl fear the unknown , so talk about it . Go slowly and you’ll be surprised to see there’s nothing to fear. If you don’t like di sight of his penis “don’t look” lolol , tun off di light or tun dung di home sweet home lamp lol or just try to gain a new appreciation of it, besides its half yours an its permanently attached to him lol . If him nuh smell good, send him go bathe or better yet bathe together an you wash it fi him, Suggest a shave (even tho some man nuh like shave) it makes him so fresh n clean. If your afraid of what it may taste like * YES I SAID ‘TASTE*(we’ll get to that part later lol) mask it with fruit flavored lube or sumting you like ( nothing spicey hot lol plz)even likle lasco syrup will do lol . Don’t worry about not knowing how to start just move to it most men like woman to initiate sexplay.
You want to please yourself as much, and at the same time as you are pleasing him so loosen up ok.
Real sex starts at the lips so TALK , it may be up to you to break the ice. You’ll discover what he likes, you may even discover he is into oral sex even more than you thought, new positions , greater variety or even sex toys *smile* Yup! Yu cyah read minds suh ask! This is also your chance to tell him what you like * WIN WIN* an stop all the guessing games . Choose the right words that will make him feel desired ,wanted and loved. Stimulate a deep intense connection.
Words like: do you like when I do this … Or this
: Can I tell you what turns me on?…
: What would you like to try tonight..,.
: Tell me your fantasies … I wanna make them come through…
Things like that. Talk sexy outside the bedroom .
A handjob or a blowjob shouldn’t be a ‘JOB’ but a pleasure , erotic , sensual, fun and fulfilling… Suh if it nuh ina yu ting mek it your new priority and if a yu thing I will help to increase that ultimate bond .Ask a friend , see what they know about the subject ( even though some a dem suh lie lolol an nuh waah yu know dem bussiness lol)
Get to know your new best friend his name is “DICK”
Glans (head) top part , designed for penetration and pleasure.
Frenulum (V-spot) the ultra skin that forms a “V” on the underside of the penis , between the head and the shaft. Corona(ridge) the tender ridge that encircles the base of the head where it meets the shaft .
Meatus (peehole)the two tiny lips at the tip of the head.
Shaft : the longneck of the penis from the corona to the scrotum.
Prepuce (foreskin) the loose shin that covers the head of the penis on an uncircumcised man.
Tender spot : the sensitive area where the bottom of the shaft connects to the scrotum .
Scrotum (sack) the soft wrinkled pouch that holds the testicles .
Testicles :the two balls that produce sperm.
Ball Seam : the vertical line along the middle of the scrotum.
Let’s start with the foreskin.
Some parents remove their baby’s foreskin shortly after birth ( circumcision) and nope it doesn’t reduce di size lol. but some men never get it done. Well it serve its own likle purpose during intercourse, it keeps the head of ‘Dick’ soft , moist and protected, it retains pheremones ‘sex sent’ and can give pleasure to both partners during sex. Some men’s foreskin will stretch and even disappear when ‘Dick’ gets erect depending on the amount a man has .
Suh here is how yu handle foreskin lol …
Be gentle: foreskin will glide up and down the shaft with every stroke , its thin an will rip , so never grip it too hard or stretch it too fast or too far
Go easy : Go slow to avoid sensory overload cause its very sensitive so handle with lubrication
Wash thoroughly : Cleanliness is ultra important , you or him , should glide that skin back and wash underneath with soap and water everyday . Mek sure yu rinse off di soap good lol
Wipe up!: Remind him that if he wipes ‘Dick’ every time after he pees , he will stay fresh for you all the time . Yes mi fren, man fi use baby whipes to suh try kno dat ..dwl..
Handle di BALLS good if yu waah score lol
Those two nuts hanging in the sack at the base of the scortum , works all day long producing up to 600million gene carrying swimmers for each ejaculation (cum) Yup! It mek a man a man , gives him his beard , deep voice,sex drive and erection ability … Suh when yu hear smady sey a man nuh have no ‘balls’ dat means he aint a man aayt..,
They hang outside the body to keep cool enough to create sperm .. Suh all unu man weh love sidung pan hot cyar seat an ride bike unu ago fire blanks .. Dwl..yu si how when it get too cold dem go in go hide to?! cause dem need a certain temperature, they even go one higher than the other to avoid bumping into each other .Yup mother nature plan it out lol
There is a very thin line between erotic and psychotic when playing with Dick’s ‘balls’ , cross that line and you’ll know it.
Treat them like eggs verrry delicately . Caress them softly and gently. Listen to him moans and read his body language . Be careful not to squeeze too hard or thug on his pubic hair and slowly get playful with them.
Touching the TAINT.
That’s the flat out stretched skin between his testicles and his anus(ass) . Full of nerve endings it the root of ‘ Dick’ which hardens when he’s erect. Its sensitive but not too delicate so feel free to roam . If you want to know how good it feels try it on yourself. Yup ! You have a likle taint too , try it out and then do it to him .
TO BE CONTINUED

content/uploads/2010/09/113.jpg”>Hiiiiiii ya’ll TGIF *waving* hay I hope unu a put di bag a trix to work fi unu enuh lol cause words widout works is jus hot air aaayyt!!!*wink*
Anyhooo let us continue to give ‘Dick’ his time of day DWL!
Let’s explore the rise ‘n fall of ‘Dick’s’ ERECTION!
Wake up wake up lil one mama’s here lol. Using a gentle touch or a suggestive statement ,he has no control over it . Its totally autonomic . Women often wonder what it feels like, well it has been described in many ways : A ranging bull ready to charge …. :A rise in power and well-being…. ressure building up before the damn bursts…etc.
Here’s what happens,
Nerves in his spinal cord switch on from sexual thought , dreams , hormones , touch etc. This triggers the opening of arteries that send blood rushing to ‘Dick’s head * headache lol* , then muscles at the base contract to hold the blood there preventing it from leaving the veins =Erection
A health man ,all when him a sleep, when him awake ina di mawning and even a few “oops” moments dwl.will have an erection. When Dick in young he can fly a flag in a flash lol but with age Dick needs a likle jump start dwl. and he isn’t as rock solid .
Nuh worry Dick yu ole but yu damn sure nuh cowl. Sooo Lets Get Busy cause you’ve got a Signal .*huge smile*

PHASE 1: slide your tongue along his ear while sitting at the dining table in a crowded restaurant, Yup! Brave up man chu! Lol .. His heart races his blood boiling , his nipples harden and Dick is coming out to play…’CHECK PLZ!!’ Lol.
PHASE second(no two roun ere oh)
You’re at the car stop him b4 he starts the engine (you a start his engine first) . Kiss him deeply while reaching inside his pants , his heart rate speeds up, blood pressure sky high ,as his testicles draw up into his body Yup! Dem a gi yu way fi di rough ride ahead lol
PHASE 3:
Yu reach home or him cyah wait???? ROTF?dwl.
Let your lips work in sync with your soft lubed fingers , yes girlfren yu fi have yu lotion or yu likle oil at arms length at all times.
Now Dick is on high alert , seminal fluid begins to pool at the base , nothing on earth can stop it from coming . His muscles tighten, his anus contracts den here comes the volcanic eruptions in rhythmic spurts of extreme pleasure. Its a total event , his brain waves dancing, his muscles tense ,he tingles all over and his expression may look as if he put his wet finger in an electrical socket *CHACHING!!!!* who cum first wins dwllllll
His mind and body relaxes , his testicle come out of hiding, Dick goes semi soft, then soft and it almost impossible to restart the cycle immediately. HERE ENDETH ERECTION! Lol.
Now girls don’t worry we have a long way to go ,that was just di premier lol and most guys will tell you they like to get a quick one off , rest up and get into the REAL WORK!
Btw did ya’ll know that men are proud of their CUM ???! Yup! Dem love give it to yu , love showing it off and watching you receive it .
LOVE DROPS aka pre-cum
This oozes out long before the actual ‘cum’ . It can be clear or white in color, its slippery so it a likle lubrication just in case yu cyah reach yours . Some guys produce a lot , while others never had a drop , either way its totally normal.
LOVE JUICE aka cum
This is the actual ejaculation , it can be thick or thin , clear or white . Every man’s is different depending on his mood or how recent he’s had one. Dick’s cum may simply dribble or shoot across the room in short spurts or medium streams .Yup! An if he’s really turned on… Wow girl you better get an umbrella lolol.
Now!!! TO TASTE OR NOT TO TASTE that’s the question! DWL ROFT OMG!
Nuh bada wid di eeewing lolol
It is entirely up to you whether or not you taste his cum. YUP! Times and tastes have changed lol.
The unique taste of Dick’s cum is affected by different factors but genetics and diet are the most important . It will be warm , either salty or tangy , sweet, bitter,bleachy or anything in between.
Want a tastier Dick??? Use cum sweeteners!: strawberries , papaya, mango, raspberries, pineapple , honey .
If your like sourer: garlic , spicy food, asparagus, cauliflower , broccoli, onions, cigarettes, alcohol, coffee.

Daily Cum sweetening smoothy recipe:
2 cups fresh squeezed orange juice
6 hulled strawberries
1/4 cup blueberries
1 cup peaches , sliced
1 banana
1tsp. Sugar
4 ice cubes
Blend in ice
Drink today enjoy “love juice” later DWL
To BE CONTINUED!!

ALRIGHT WIPE OFF DAH SWET DEH AND LETS GO A NEXT MILE DWL….Helping Dick on his journey..
Now you are all smart and talented women * yes man mi a read roun ere lolol* but yu know wat, the everyday burdens have us in such a trance that we forget to live . We forget how to love , be loved, give love, or even build love (between partners) . We loose track of how to “REALLY MAKE LOVE!” Yea man wi dis jump on ,ride di roller coaster, scream two time, jerk up wi anatomy and jump off back. And sex becomes… ‘fuck’ minus lovemaking =boring ….
So here are some tips on how to START!
Dick reacts like its hard-wired to the two most potent parts of men’s anatomy : his Eyes and Ears.
Lusty visuals and sexy sounds will instantly amp Dicks desire for you. Yup! This is no “hush hush” affair oh… Transform asap. Set the scene.
Yu don’t really have to go wid di expensive flower exotic bed spreads and antique candelabras lol, dat is optional * even tho me love go all out more time* lolol. What really matters is creating a comfortable setting that makes the both of you feel sexy , confident and good about yourselves.
Mek di environment sex ready , send off the kids to grandma , kick out di frien dem ,clean off di bed and set out yu tools .
Lubricant (check)
Toys (check)
Condom (depending on who check)
Bubble bath for later (check)
Stuck at work???? Tell di boss yu need some time off (couple extra hours for bad behavior).
If you have time to spear , get a energy boosting work out but leave enough time for bath,shave , filing your nails and applying make up.
PUT HIM TO SIMMER b4 yu mek him boil lol..yup! Slow cooking get love juice flowing * btw how was the cum sweetening recipe*??????? lololol.

Pick any two of the following: Surprise him with a deep smoldering kiss before he leaves for the day . Look flirtatiously into his eyes ,offer no further explanation.
: Record a flirty hint on his voicemail or text message him with a few suggestions about what’s in store.
lace a heart pumping call to his cellphone at a time when you know he can’t return the flirtations.
: Send him an email entitled “YOUR APPOINTMENT” and attach a naughty digital picture something dat suggests what you want to do to him …eg. Lips on candy or a girl biting a hot dog etc. Yup! Get busy google’n lololol .
lace a naughty note in his pocket or sneak one of his favorite panties into his briefcase , car arm rest etc. somewhere ,anywhere he’s sure to see it during the course of his day lolol… Mek sure its clean but still smells like you .. Suh spary on di bady splash weh him tell yu him like, put on di panty ,walk roun two time mek yu pherimones lef pan it , den fold it nicely an put it @ di spot ok. *wink* lolol
Now yu can add a few exta touches
Look Delicious: Dress seductive ,whether he likes lingerie’ leather (biker chick) Zee French Maid or just your matching under wear , buy them one size smaller so your assets seem to be falling out lolol . Wear them proudly , own the look, feel the role you’re playing and even do a likle strip tease. *smile*
Touch yourself : Pinch your nipples , squeeze your breasts , suck your finger run your hands through his hair … It ago feel great to yu an look like a hot porn movie to him *win win* lolol
Strike a pose: Look in you mirror find yu best side , now position yourself to show off your assets , seem playful and confident , let him see you know what he likes.
Live in the moment : Let your body talk, with your well oiled skin , erotic expressions ,luscious lips, arched back , thrusting hips OMG, lol . Let him see you’re turned on and Dick will be jumping for joy. Lol.
Pleasure Yourself: Dick is happy to watch you help yourself so masturbate for him, the sight of you touch you beautiful Cunt will send Dick a high lightening volt.
Lighting: Set out candles for a romantic glow that will help ease the self- consciousness . Mek sure yu put them far from di action nuh bada burn down di house lol .
Tunes: Pre-load your mood music suh yu can simply press play.
Scent: Try light lavender spray, scented candles or incense to create a magical scent in the love nest lol.
Food: If you’re gonna eat plz plz plz avoid all gassy foods (things weh ago mek yu go prrrrr lol) and don’t over eat either. Yup yu nuh want no embarrassing accidents from the rear end dwlll.
Bath prep: If it a water scene , draw a warm bubble bath or ready the shower . Set out his slippers and take with you sensual scented gels and water proof vibrator *wink* lolol.
Now that Dick’s eye connection has been made lets move to him ears…
I know talking during sex can be a challenge for a shy person but it is very easy honey , just keep in mind that everything you say is going into his ears only lol. Once you break the sound barrier you’ll find that dirty talk is truly liberating . Its a big turn on and its also a way to find out what each of you like.
Ease into it: Lightly brush your lips against his ear and softly whisper how he is making you feel with every touch.
Sounds instead of words: Moans, mmmmms, ohhhhs and aahhs , even kissing sounds, heavy breathing sounds, licking and sucking sounds are sexy to his ear.
Try Words & Sounds together: Tell him in a breathy voice what your about to do to him eg. ” I’m gonna ride the tip of this big hard Dick mmmm” . If you feel as if you are doing all the talking , ask him some NON-yes or no questions . eg. ” Where do you want my lips daddy(or whatever name you call him in bed)”.
Tell him what’s up : Say its hot when its hot, say you’re wet when you’re wet , say you’re cumming when you are and make sure to scream his name at the end of ever sentence lolol . You can even blurt out one of your fantasies . Remember HE WANTS YOU TO.
To BE Continued!!!

How to Detect Lies

I was ask to do this piece so I diverted from “Dick” and obliged my friend so hope this sheds some light in this area *wink*
Ps. *Apology for the late entry*

Warning: sometimes ignorance is bliss; if yu cyah tek di truth nuh ask di question, you may be hurt when it is obvious that someone is lying to you.

Anybody can be a user of these techniques in telling if someone is lying, they are often used by police and security experts. This knowledge is also useful for managers, employers, and for anyone to use in everyday situations where telling the truth from a lie can help prevent you from being a victim of fraud/scams and other deceptions. Yup mi ago let out unu secret lol.
Body language:-
Physical expression will be limited and stiff, with few arm and hand movements. Hand, arm and leg movement are toward their own body the liar takes up less space. Suh if yu si him curl up ina di fetal position you know his ass is lying dwll
A person who is lying to you will avoid making eye contact.
Hands touching their face, throat & mouth. Touching or scratching the nose or behind their ear. Not likely to touch his chest/heart with an open hand. Yup him fraid if him touch him heart it will attack him lol.
Emotional Gestures & Contradiction
Timing and duration of emotional gestures and emotions are off a normal pace. The display of emotion is delayed, stays longer it would naturally, then stops suddenly. Suh if him use to give yu a 5 second hug it become a 10 seconds hug den him jus leggo an gone fast when him tink yu swalla di pill lol
Timing is off between emotions gestures/expressions and words. Eg: Someone says “I love it!” when receiving a gift, and then smile after making that statement, rather than at the same time the statement is made.
Gestures/expressions don’t match the verbal statement, such as frowning when saying “I love you.” Dwl.
Expressions are limited to mouth movements when someone is faking emotions (like happy, surprised, sad, awe, )instead of the whole face. For example; when someone smiles naturally their whole face is involved: jaw/cheek movement, eyes and forehead , etc. When it nuh genuine yu face just cyah hide it that well suh it stays at the lips
Interactions and Reactions
A guilty person gets defensive. An innocent person will often go on the offensive.
A liar is uncomfortable facing his questioner/accuser and may turn his head or body away.
A liar might unconsciously place objects (book, coffee cup, etc.) between themselves and you. Yup . Dem feel di need fi ina a bubble lol
Verbal Context and Content
A liar will use your words to make answer a question. When asked, “Did you eat the last cookie?” The liar answers, “No, I did not eat the last cookie.” Dwl yeah he ate it but jus not the last one lol
A statement with a contraction is more likely to be truthful: “ I didn’t do it” instead of “I did not do it” yu eva notice how dem get verbally correct when dem a lie?!? lol
Liars sometimes avoid “lying” by not making direct statements. They imply answers instead of denying something directly. Like if you ask…” Dick did you good swimming in the kiddies pool??” Dick will answer… “If you say so” lol.
The guilty person may speak more than natural, adding unnecessary details to convince you… they are not comfortable with silence or pauses in the conversation. Yup! Jus stop talk an si how quick dem find a next point fi bring across lol
A liar may leave out pronouns and speak in a monotonous/ high or shaky tone. When a truthful statement is made the pronoun is emphasized much or more than the rest of the words in a statement. Eg: a HIM do it …. ‘him’ (pronoun) is said in a higher pitch when the truth is being told.
Words may be garbled and spoken softly, and syntax and grammar may be off. In other
words, his sentences will likely be muddled rather than emphasized.
The use of distancing language:- 
If you believe someone is lying, then change subject of a conversation quickly, a liar follows along willingly and becomes more relaxed. The guilty wants the subject changed; an innocent person may be confused by the sudden change in topics and will want to go back to the previous subject.
an den love using humor or sarcasm to avoid a subject.
Obviously, just because someone exhibits one or more of these signs does not make them a liar. The above behaviors should be compared to a persons base (normal) behavior whenever possible. Suh not because a person might be intimidated by yu an fidget a likle or yu might catch dem off guard wid a uncomfortable question an dem might get tongue tied , that doesn’t automatically qualify dem as a lyad BUT!!!…
Most lie detecting experts agree that a combination of body language and other cues must be used to make an educated guess on whether someone is telling the truth or a lie. Suh bottom line nuh jump pan di first or second suspicion but watch di third more keenly * WINK*
@ all di lyad dem … Keep in mind when you tell one lie you most times have to tell a second a third and even a forth to cover the first one , making you a compulsive pathological liar … Stick to the truth and don’t believe half truth is an escape . MAN/WOMAN UP to your deeds and words ,wake up from illusions an stair away from fantasy/ story telling . Be factual and not fictional , that makes you seem delusional , pathetic , insecure and un- trustworthy=LOSER! Never convince yourself of a lie and try to sell it to others , no matter how insignificantly small / “white lie…. A lie is a lie is a lie and a liar is a liar is a LYAAD!! *one eyebrow lifted*