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Dear Met,
Bwoy Foota really off the market sah. Cyaa see him a dance again. Him a seh uptown.LOL Him and His uptown browning been together a minute now, look like she have di “good good”. Sources close to the couple say that they are seriously planning a life together and maybe one is in the oven soon. And yes people, she is georgous, and YES its her real hair and YES its her real eyes and YES she is from Jamaica. Everybody been asking, so I gave yuh di ansa. Happy fi yuh foota, is full time now yuh settle down. And everybody know seh mi nuh like 5 Star but mi haffi call a spade a spade. Yuh ting shot Foota, Wifey sell weh! Suh all gyal know yuh place. LOL.
Markie, yuh need fi watch yuh ooman, yuh a seh she but she a seh Uptown Garrison. * clear throat* need i say more, Markie duh yuh homework!
Andy story played out now–Andy a seh Petron Money and petron a seh yuh!
GQ- bwoy mek I ask yuh something, she muss a spend pan yuh, UGLY Tunnnnn Uppppp!!!!!!!

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