LAUGH A LITTLE..THINK A LITTLE
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ‘going blind!’
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’
(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of ???)
(Did our government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet..
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don’t have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading this.
If you need to reach me in the future I will be in Guam
Annihilationism – What is it?-GOODMORNING
Annihilationism – What is it?
Annihilationism asks the question, “How could a compassionate and moral God send someone to a literal hell for infinite, eternal punishment?” Instead of an eternal hell, an annihilationist believes that unbelievers will not experience an eternity of suffering in hell, but will instead be “extinguished” after death. Many annihilationists do not believe in a literal hell as a place where the souls of the lost are tormented in a lake of fire for eternity. Others believe that hell is a literal place where the lost will be punished; however, they do not believe that the punishment is eternal. Instead, they believe that those souls are eventually annihilated so that they no longer exist.
Most people have difficulty with the concept of a literal, eternal Hell. It is even more difficult for us to consider the possibility that close relatives or friends may be there. Perhaps that is one reason that pastors seldom preach sermons on the topic. Hell has been described as “Christianity’s dirty little secret” because of some pastors’ reluctance to talk about it as a place of eternal punishment. The whole concept is difficult for us to rationalize when we are told about a God who is loving, compassionate, and forgiving. Yet the Bible is clear that the wicked with suffer eternally in hell.
Many people have questioned how God could provide infinite punishment to someone who only committed a finite number of sins while they were alive. Many would argue that such a punishment is excessive. Isn’t it strange however, that most of us have no problem accepting the concept of an eternal heaven? We apparently have no trouble accepting an infinite, eternal reward for those of us who have accepted Christ as Savior.
Annihilationism – What is God’s view of sin?
Can the eternal punishment of the lost be rationalized as being just? The answer lies in our lack of understanding of how an infinite, righteous God must look at the infinite problem of sin. A God who provides infinite grace to the saved must also bestow infinite righteousness to the lost. If even the tiniest sin is infinite in significance to God, then a righteous God would have to demand infinite punishment.
If someone commits a sin that is never forgiven through the blood of Jesus Christ, the Bible says that person must be punished. If they died without accepting Jesus as their Savior, then those sins were never forgiven. A year later, a thousand years later, or a million years later those sins still would have not been forgiven because the person never repented and asked for forgiveness during their lifetime. So their sins live on for eternity. God has no way to forgive their sins because they rejected Christ while they were alive. If their sins live on forever, then they must be punished forever. For God to annihilate someone into non-existence would, in effect, constitute a “forgiveness” of the punishment for that sin. That is something that God cannot do.
Annihilationism – The Bible’s view
In conclusion, Hell is a very real place and there is nothing in the Bible that would indicate otherwise. Some of the Scriptures discussing Hell as a place of everlasting torment include:
“And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life…If anyone’s name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire” (Revelation 20:12, 15).
Jesus said, “‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels” (Matthew 25:41).
“And the smoke of their torment rises for ever and ever. There is no rest day or night…” (Revelation 14:11).
“If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out” (Mark 9:43).
Finally, read the story of the rich man and Lazarus described in Luke 16:19-31. There, it makes it very clear that hell is a place from which there is no escape, saying, “…a great chasm has been fixed, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us” (Luke 16:26).
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THE NEW, SAD FACE OF BREAST CANCER
CARACAS, Venezuela — Former Miss Venezuela Eva Ekvall, whose struggle with breast cancer was closely followed by Venezuelans, has died at age 28.
Her family said Ekvall died Saturday at a hospital in Houston.
Ekvall was crowned Miss Venezuela at age 17 in 2000, and the following year she was third runner-up in the Miss Universe pageant in Puerto Rico. She went on to work as a model, actress and television news anchor.
She also authored a book, “Fuera de Foco” (“Out of Focus”, about her struggle with cancer, which included images by Venezuelan photographer Roberto Mata.
She told the newspaper El Nacional in an interview last year after the book was published that “I needed to send the message of the need for cancer prevention.”
On the cover was a portrait in which she appeared with makeup and her head shaved. The book also included images of her while going through chemotherapy.
“I hate to see photos in which I come out ugly,” Ekvall told El Nacional. “But you know what? Nobody every said cancer is pretty or that I should look like Miss Venezuela when I have cancer.”
At the time, she was hopeful of overcoming cancer and wanted to write more.
Ekvall’s family said in a statement Sunday that her remains were being cremated in Houston on Monday and that a service is to be held in Venezuela once her remains are returned to the country.
Ekvall said in a 2007 interview published in Venezuelan news media that although her mother is Jamaican and her father is American of Swedish and Hungarian descent, “I feel more Venezuelan than anybody.”
She was married to radio producer John Fabio Bermudez and had a 2-year-old daughter.
Her death brought an outpouring of condolences from Venezuelans, including from some prominent artists and politicians.
One drawing posted on Twitter depicted her as an angel with white wings and a pink ribbon on her chest.
Ekvall’s husband posted a photo on Twitter Sunday showing a close-up of his hand holding hers, resting on a bed, with the words “Always together … I love you wife.”
DA BALLZ OF DI DJ’S
JR Flexx Manager of a Radio show has been swinging his balls from left to right showing that he is da man. Since his time as Manager he has Managed to make all the DJ’s uncomfortable. Who has not quit has been released of their duties. Only so we can hear his voice in more slots. He is so creative and as gone as far as to develop three other personalities including (Edited). The professional owner Franky Lex is so nice to hire some one special like Junior Flexx. Seeing that Mr.Flexx can not read, write or send out an e-mail. With guidance and help from friends and family is slowly learning how to use a laptop and find his way around the studio. Very Smart business move Franky this should work our perfectly.
Congratulations Junior Flexx and Franky Lexx in less than a month they have managed to make da Rasta run from dem station, all the DJ’s the audience is accustomed to are gone or on the way out and they have lost half of their listeners. Good Job!
Now that there are some unhappy DJ’s all of Mr.Flexx secrets is coming to light. There have been reported sightings of Mr.Flexx parring wid him thiefing battyman friend on a regular bassis which of course make all other associates comfortable. Also reports off alleged domestic violence unfolding at the studio in the presence of the other DJ’s (JrFlexx a beat him woman). Mr.Flexx has campaigned a one man army against all other Miami DJ’s who so called badmind him. Franky Licky Licky Lexx will continue to ride this coat tail into destruction.
CLOVIS , DI OBSERVER ,KARTEL &GAZA SLIM
Vybz Kartel, cronies to be tried in Supreme Court
BY PAUL HENRY Crime/court co-ordinator [email protected]
Monday, December 19, 2011
THE murder trial involving caged deejay Vybz Kartel and three of his alleged cronies has been transferred to the Home Circuit Court.
A voluntary bill of indictment was served for the case against the four to be transferred to the higher court today. The case, which involves the murder of Clive ‘Lizard Williams’ will be heard in the Home Circuit Court this afternoon.
However, two more co-accused Andre St John and Sean Williams, will be heard in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court on Wednesday as their names were not included in the list of those be transferred.
The deejay who is charged for murder, conspiracy to murder, illegal possession of a firearm and possession of ganja will get a chance to defend himself against the ganja charge on February 13.
Meanwhile, lawyers representing female deejay Vanessa ‘Gaza Slim’ Saddler, are making a bail application on her behalf in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court. Saddler is charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice after she made a report to the police that Williams had robbed her. Police say they have telephone evidence that she was instructed to make the report.
Williams’ body has not yet been found.
Vybz Kartel, Gaza Slim remanded
Jamaica Observer
Monday, December 19, 2011
FEMALE deejay Gaza Sim and her Portmore Empire boss, Vybz Kartel, were remanded in when they appeared in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court this morning.
Senior Magistrate Judith Pusey denied bail and remanded them both until January 9.
The magistrate also asked to see the alleged texts between the two which led to both being charged for attempting to pervert the course of justice.
The Portmore Empire has been thrown in a tailspin since the arrest of Vybz Kartel and several of his cronies several weeks ago.
SHAGGY & FRIENDS + HIS NOMINATION
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Popular Dancehall/Reggae superstar, Shaggy insists that his 2012 Grammy nomination for Best Reggae album is a tribute to his ability to stay consistent within the industry. Additionally, he plans to release his third single off his album Summer In Kingston to start the New Year amongst other projects.
Shaggy and Friends will be taking place on the lawns of Jamaica House on December 30th 2011. The impressive line up has both local and international artists such as NeYo, Wayne Marshall, Lauren Hill, Tami Chynn, Stephen Marley, Assassin, Coco tea, Bunji Garlin, Chino, Deniece Williams, Half Pint, Romain Virgo, Fay Ann Lyons and many more to be announced. This annual charity event is to benefit the the Bustamante Children Hospital. This year the proceeds will go to furnish the new pediatric cardiac and intensive care unit.
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