Monthly Archives: January 2011

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HI MACKA!

UDE SEH DIS WAS YUH MAN LAST YEAR… MI WAA KNOW IF HIM A U MENZ DIS HARE…. MI NEVA KNOW DEM HAVE ACIDIC PUERTO RICAN TILL MI SI HIM!

GRINDSMAN

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GRANNY TEEF?

DEM SEH DIS GRANNY GET KETCH A CARRY DRUGS??? A DOE BELIEVE!

GI DEM HEADACHE!

On a lovely and sunny afternoon…Here I am driving in havendale and I looked up, SUDDEN MIGRAINE HEADACHE! Guess what caused it? ELEPHANT MAN KRAWSES HOUSE, it a get from bad to worse. A nuh like say him use one bright colour and tonne it down with sump else, him just dab on the damn paint pon the piece a house and if the house structure did look good it wouldn’t bad and suh bad. Mi hear say the citizens association say him need fi change the colour or come out a dem community. Yuh can tek dem out a the ghetto but yuh caan tek the ghetto mentality out a dem, him need fi sort out him house…it nuh look good. Mi did hear one time say him buy bucket a chicken from KFC everyday fi feed fi him dog dem but one thing mi a tell him, him need da money deh fi a painter and memba say dem tek weh him visa and treatment dare suh him ago need all a dem money deh! Same way like how him hard fi look pon, a same way him house look! Him face fava like when yuh drop fritters inna cold oil! lol! Ugly till him buck! ELEPHANT MAN, YUH HOUSE A GI PPL HEADACHE YUH NEED FI SORT IT OUT! Him get two statue that was suppose to be dogs a him gate but instead dem fava reindeer lol! Go see the furniture dem! If outside look suh mi nuh waan see inside.

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Thanks mal …guys this is another one from www.worldflavas.com ..please also checkout the documentary The Psychology of Dancehall Music –

A 2011 AN STILL?

BOUNTY , YUH GAL OUT THE WHOLE A 2010, NOW MI TINK WHEN 2011 ROLL HEEN IT WUDDA FIND YUH IN SANER SPIRITS… ONLY FI SI YUH A PLAY PHONE TAG WID DIS LIKKLE GIRL WHEY HAVE DI GAZA TATOO PAN HAR… SUH NOW SIMPLEX REALLY YO?? IT’S LIKE DAT TILL YUH GONE INA BATHROOM GONE TEK PICHO FI GYAL YOW? SAME GUCCI HAT LIKE A YUH SEH ONE LOOK FI LIFE! GRUNG LIZARD YUH NAH CHANGE? YUH MUS DID SI SEH DI GYAL DID A ARMS UP HELL BOY WHEN SHE HAVE ON DI NAKED BATTAM  TING AN YUH STILL  A LOOK A PIECE ?? MI DID TINK YUH LIKE TALL AN FLAT TO BLURNAWT…YUH NUH SI SEH DAT ONE YAH NUH MEK YUH LINE UP?

Reggae Artist Vybz Kartel Bleaches His Skin; Why Self-Hate Continues to Destroy the Black Community

Reggae artist Vybz Kartel hates himself, but it’s not his fault. The dancehall musician lightened his skin and has experienced a backlash from fans who are appalled by his physical changes. In a recent interview, Kartel linked blacks who lighten their skin to white people who tan.


“This is my new image,” Kartel said in the interview. “You can expect the unexpected. I feel comfortable with black people lightening their skin. They want a different look. It’s tantamount to white people getting a sun tan.”


Kartell is endorsing his own brand of cake soap and claims that the soap lightens his skin. However, Bounty Killer countered by saying that his mother has used cake soap and it has yet to bleach her skin. Bounty Killer believes that Kartel is using something stronger to lighten his skin.


But Kartel’s choice to bleach his skin stems from a deeply rooted form of self-hatred that has permeated the black community for hundreds of years. Because blacks have been under white hegemony for so long, many blacks have idolized the caucasian image while detesting black images.


Furthermore, white slave owners often created discord between dark and fair skinned slaves to minimize the chances of a slave revolt. As a result, that form of thinking was passed along through generations of black culture. Many dark-skinned kids are picked on by their peers at school, and some black fraternities and sororities have a history of segregating themselves based on skin complexion. The media has also historically centered on fair-skinned blacks in ad campaigns and in Hollywood.


Even Lil Wayne, who happens to be dark skinned, has perpetuated the self-hatred by rapping, “Beautiful black woman, but I bet she looks better red.”


So as Kartel continues to lighten his skin, understand that he and other uninformed blacks are victims of a senseless epidemic that destroys the progression of the black community.

amir shaw

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