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GOODMORNING

Psalm 50

 1 The Mighty One, God, the LORD,
       speaks and summons the earth
       from the rising of the sun to the place where it sets.

 2 From Zion, perfect in beauty,
       God shines forth.

 3 Our God comes and will not be silent;
       a fire devours before him,
       and around him a tempest rages.

 4 He summons the heavens above,
       and the earth, that he may judge his people:

 5 “Gather to me my consecrated ones,
       who made a covenant with me by sacrifice.”

 6 And the heavens proclaim his righteousness,
       for God himself is judge.
       Selah

 7 “Hear, O my people, and I will speak,
       O Israel, and I will testify against you:
       I am God, your God.

 8 I do not rebuke you for your sacrifices
       or your burnt offerings, which are ever before me.

 9 I have no need of a bull from your stall
       or of goats from your pens,

 10 for every animal of the forest is mine,
       and the cattle on a thousand hills.

 11 I know every bird in the mountains,
       and the creatures of the field are mine.

 12 If I were hungry I would not tell you,
       for the world is mine, and all that is in it.

 13 Do I eat the flesh of bulls
       or drink the blood of goats?

 14 Sacrifice thank offerings to God,
       fulfill your vows to the Most High,

 15 and call upon me in the day of trouble;
       I will deliver you, and you will honor me.”

 16 But to the wicked, God says:
       “What right have you to recite my laws
       or take my covenant on your lips?

 17 You hate my instruction
       and cast my words behind you.

 18 When you see a thief, you join with him;
       you throw in your lot with adulterers.

 19 You use your mouth for evil
       and harness your tongue to deceit.

 20 You speak continually against your brother
       and slander your own mother’s son.

 21 These things you have done and I kept silent;
       you thought I was altogether [a] like you.
       But I will rebuke you
       and accuse you to your face.

 22 “Consider this, you who forget God,
       or I will tear you to pieces, with none to rescue:

 23 He who sacrifices thank offerings honors me,
       and he prepares the way
       so that I may show him [b] the salvation of God.”

Ezekiel 12 vs 6

In their sight shall you bear it on your shoulders, and carry it forth in the twilight: you shall cover your face, that you see not the ground: for I have set you for a sign to the house of Israel.

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barmaid with a care home worker from Swindon

By GARY O’SHEA 

Published: 20 Oct 2010 

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WORLD’S fastest man Usain Bolt two-timed the British barmaid he secretly dated for a year – by bedding a care home worker from Swindon.

 

Fast worker ... track hero Usain Bolt

Fast worker … track hero Usain Bolt

 

Curvy Gemma Jones, 25, last night told how the Olympics icon wooed her on TWITTER, sent her a snap of himself in his PANTS, then ROMPED with her at a London hotel. 

Afterwards the superstar begged her for a foursome. 

Gemma, who turned the randy sprint king down, said: “He certainly keeps up a good pace in bed. 

“But I suppose that’s not surprising as he’s the fastest man in the world.” 

She had no idea a fellow Brit was Bolt’s long-term lover until South East London barmaid Rebeckah Passley, 23, told in The Sun how he dumped her just a few weeks ago.  

Dumped ... British barmaid Rebeckah

Dumped … British barmaid Rebeckah

Rebeckah spent a year thinking she was the only girl in the Jamaican hero’s life after he chatted her up at an athletics event. 

Last night Gemma accused bedhopping Bolt, 24 – who holds the 100metres world record – of leaving her “heartbroken” too. 

The pair “tweeted” via the internet for months before he invited her to his hotel in Mayfair on September 2 while in London plugging his book. 

Gemma said: “It sounds like he had a girl in every city. I feel cheated.” 

Bolt from the blue ... raunchy request

Bolt from the blue … raunchy request

Describing their romp, she said: “I wasn’t wearing anything remotely sexy – leggings, a cardigan and grey boots. 

“He seemed to find it a massive turn-on. He’s a very good lover – I give him eight out of ten. 

“He kept telling me how much he loved my bum. He’s got a great athletic body, but he’s average size in the trouser department.” 

Afterwards they showered together. Gemma said: “He told me all about Jamaica and I told him about Swindon. 

“He asked me if the shopping was good in Swindon and I told him it wasn’t great. 

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“Once he heard that he seemed to lose interest in Swindon.”
 

Bolt, who invited her to spend Christmas with him in Jamaica, has since bombarded her with raunchy messages using his Blackberry phone.
 

Gemma said: “He asked me for a threesome and for a foursome. I’m not into that sort of thing and told him, ‘No way’.”
 

Last night shattered barmaid Rebeckah broke down sobbing as she said: “I don’t want to say any more.”
 

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GOODMORNING!

 

1 Answer me when I call to you,
       O my righteous God.
       Give me relief from my distress;
       be merciful to me and hear my prayer.

 2 How long, O men, will you turn my glory into shame [a] ?
       How long will you love delusions and seek false gods [b] ?
       Selah

 3 Know that the LORD has set apart the godly for himself;
       the LORD will hear when I call to him.

 4 In your anger do not sin;
       when you are on your beds,
       search your hearts and be silent.
       Selah

 5 Offer right sacrifices
       and trust in the LORD.

 6 Many are asking, “Who can show us any good?”
       Let the light of your face shine upon us, O LORD.

 7 You have filled my heart with greater joy
       than when their grain and new wine abound.

 8 I will lie down and sleep in peace,
       for you alone, O LORD,
       make me dwell in safety.

Peter 4 vs 7-11

7The end of all things is near. Therefore be clear minded and self-controlled so that you can pray. 8Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. 9Offer hospitality to one another without grumbling. 10Each one should use whatever gift he has received to serve others, faithfully administering God’s grace in its various forms. 11If anyone speaks, he should do it as one speaking the very words of God. If anyone serves, he should do it with the strength God provides, so that in all things God may be praised through Jesus Christ. To him be the glory and the power for ever and ever. Amen.

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