Monthly Archives: November 2009

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SEEKIN SUSS

The new blog Caribbean Political needs stories guys… anyone has any story of a politican being corrupt or anyone of them helping out their family? Please send in your stories… November was very slow and December a come we waa skaachin suss…both fi this blog and fi Political..

http://caribbeanpolitical.blogspot.com/

Uno send on di mate n mate suss, di groupie suss n di politics mixup…A MIXUP WE SAY STR888888888
remember the email…[email protected]

SEEKIN SUSS

The new blog Caribbean Political needs stories guys… anyone has any story of a politican being corrupt or anyone of them helping out their family? Please send in your stories… November was very slow and December a come we waa skaachin suss…both fi this blog and fi Political..

http://caribbeanpolitical.blogspot.com/

Uno send on di mate n mate suss, di groupie suss n di politics mixup…A MIXUP WE SAY STR888888888
remember the email…[email protected]

SUNDEH ROUN UP

FOOTA SAY HIM SEE D’ANGEL N BEENIE LOCKED WELL TIGHT WID ALL HAR TONGUE A WASH OUT HIM EARS CREASE DEM…..FOOTA FINE WHICHEVA PART DI MIC DID DEH AND RUN GO ASK DEM IF DEM DEH BACK AND MI HEAR SAY MS EARS CLEANER SAY ” AN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

GULLYLUSHUS HI HI….wipe up u yeye quick quick and mek sure u nose naw run eno….DEM SAY TASH AND VADO LEF ….. weee waaa weeeee waaa… can smaddy sen in dah story dere..HAR FACEBOOK STATUS WAS ‘CRYING YESSIDEH” … SORRY TASH BUT DI PEOPLE DEM SED U IS A YANKEE WHEY USED TO GO MOUNT ALVERNIA AN U DONT HAVE DRY %^&*&.. ina u you know what…TASH IT LOOK LIKE TINGS NAW GWAAN GOOD MUM… WE WUDDA LIKE KNOW Y DI PEOPLE DEM A SAY U AND DOG BITE LEF…jus step pan mi toe and roun up di suss sen come…GULLYLUSH DEM SAY NUTTIN TO WORRY ABOUTTTTTTTT…..

PREEMIEGREMLIN/SMEAGLE/ JANCROW VOMIT ( SHAWTIE) yes a u have all a dem name deh…Y U NUH STOP CALL DUNG DI PEOPLE DEM PHONE AND A NAME OUT ALL PICKNEY WHEY DI GYAL NUH HAVE FI FAWDA CRAWNIE HEE? Y U NUH STOP YOW.. NOW FAWDA U BEX BECAUSE PEOPLE TELL U SAY FI MEK U OOMAN STOP CALL DEM PHONE AND U BEX N A SEN THREAT… A WHEN U GET SO BOWL N BAD ? MI WAA KNOW IF DAH GIRL DEH NEVA KNOW FI DASH LIME N SALT PAN U MEK U MELT LIKE SLUG …U LIKKLE DIRTY BUGGA OOMAN BEATER U….. WHEN SHAWTIE DID MASH UP U GLASS DEM U CUDDEN LICK HAR BUT U BEX AND WAAA DO UP PEOPLE BECAUSE DEM STYLE UP SHAWTIE NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN A SHE CALL DI PEOPLE DEM PHONE… WELL BEX TILL U BLEACHIN SHADOW TUN PURBLE BECAUSE SHE LOOK LIKE A GREMLIN WHEY NAW GO EVA REACH FULL MATURITY… SO TRY TEAR UP DI BLOG NOW.. IF U WAA WIFE UP U UGLY OOMAN NO PROBLEM… BUT SHE AINT CUTE AND NO TANTRUM WHEY U CHOW NAW GO MEK SHE CUTE NIIDA.. SHE CUDDA BORE ALL HAR JAW DIS TRIP..NOT A CUTE NUTTIN…gyal feva stale kalanga water u a chat bout u wife…and a bare ring she have ina har face like sumting whey fi deh pan stage a Bembeh

DOLLY FISHNET MASK ALONE CYAA HIDE YUH FACE FRAM DI STORE CAMERAS


FASHAN OVA STYLE DOLLY TEK IT TO DI NEX LEVEL IS IDA SHE SHOPLIF INA DAT NET MASK OR IS DI SAME FISH NET HAR FISH MAN BUJU GET KETCH INA!!!!

SUNDEH ROUN UP

FOOTA SAY HIM SEE D’ANGEL N BEENIE LOCKED WELL TIGHT WID ALL HAR TONGUE A WASH OUT HIM EARS CREASE DEM…..FOOTA FINE WHICHEVA PART DI MIC DID DEH AND RUN GO ASK DEM IF DEM DEH BACK AND MI HEAR SAY MS EARS CLEANER SAY ” AN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

GULLYLUSHUS HI HI….wipe up u yeye quick quick and mek sure u nose naw run eno….DEM SAY TASH AND VADO LEF ….. weee waaa weeeee waaa… can smaddy sen in dah story dere..HAR FACEBOOK STATUS WAS ‘CRYING YESSIDEH” … SORRY TASH BUT DI PEOPLE DEM SED U IS A YANKEE WHEY USED TO GO MOUNT ALVERNIA AN U DONT HAVE DRY %^&*&.. ina u you know what…TASH IT LOOK LIKE TINGS NAW GWAAN GOOD MUM… WE WUDDA LIKE KNOW Y DI PEOPLE DEM A SAY U AND DOG BITE LEF…jus step pan mi toe and roun up di suss sen come…GULLYLUSH DEM SAY NUTTIN TO WORRY ABOUTTTTTTTT…..

PREEMIEGREMLIN/SMEAGLE/ JANCROW VOMIT ( SHAWTIE) yes a u have all a dem name deh…Y U NUH STOP CALL DUNG DI PEOPLE DEM PHONE AND A NAME OUT ALL PICKNEY WHEY DI GYAL NUH HAVE FI FAWDA CRAWNIE HEE? Y U NUH STOP YOW.. NOW FAWDA U BEX BECAUSE PEOPLE TELL U SAY FI MEK U OOMAN STOP CALL DEM PHONE AND U BEX N A SEN THREAT… A WHEN U GET SO BOWL N BAD ? MI WAA KNOW IF DAH GIRL DEH NEVA KNOW FI DASH LIME N SALT PAN U MEK U MELT LIKE SLUG …U LIKKLE DIRTY BUGGA OOMAN BEATER U….. WHEN SHAWTIE DID MASH UP U GLASS DEM U CUDDEN LICK HAR BUT U BEX AND WAAA DO UP PEOPLE BECAUSE DEM STYLE UP SHAWTIE NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN A SHE CALL DI PEOPLE DEM PHONE… WELL BEX TILL U BLEACHIN SHADOW TUN PURBLE BECAUSE SHE LOOK LIKE A GREMLIN WHEY NAW GO EVA REACH FULL MATURITY… SO TRY TEAR UP DI BLOG NOW.. IF U WAA WIFE UP U UGLY OOMAN NO PROBLEM… BUT SHE AINT CUTE AND NO TANTRUM WHEY U CHOW NAW GO MEK SHE CUTE NIIDA.. SHE CUDDA BORE ALL HAR JAW DIS TRIP..NOT A CUTE NUTTIN…gyal feva stale kalanga water u a chat bout u wife…and a bare ring she have ina har face like sumting whey fi deh pan stage a Bembeh

RUN AWAY BELLY

SO CRAIG U MEK DI GIRL TELL U SAY SHE MEET INA ACCIDENT AND LOSE DI BELLY ..all she did ina a likkle pain..NOW IS WHICH TUMUK TRAUMA U DID INA Y DIS YAH BELLY YAH TEK WHEY ITSELF RIGHT AFTA DI STORY RUN PAN U RIGHT PAN DIS YAH BLOG YAH… U RUN GO TELL MR FRITEN FRIDAY BOUT BELLY GONE… SO CRAIG IS BECAUSE EVERYBODY A BREED UP DEM PEOPLES U RUN GONE A TRY GET BABY FROM MS CANADA MATTRESS?… WHEY SHE N ROSIE A RUN MILEAGE RELAY N CYAA MEET UP..NOW INA DIS PIC YAH U DID TEK JUS DYAA DAH DAY..wid all belt roun u waist..AND U TELL CRAIG …FROM DASECA…. poor likkle Craig.. BOUT  A DID  BWAAY……MI WAA KNOW WHERE DIS PREGNANCY WAS ?? MI NEVA KNOW SAY JMG HAVE PREGNANCY LOSS CAPEABILITIES…can someone tell me how this belly left please?

RUN AWAY BELLY

SO CRAIG U MEK DI GIRL TELL U SAY SHE MEET INA ACCIDENT AND LOSE DI BELLY ..all she did ina a likkle pain..NOW IS WHICH TUMUK TRAUMA U DID INA Y DIS YAH BELLY YAH TEK WHEY ITSELF RIGHT AFTA DI STORY RUN PAN U RIGHT PAN DIS YAH BLOG YAH… U RUN GO TELL MR FRITEN FRIDAY BOUT BELLY GONE… SO CRAIG IS BECAUSE EVERYBODY A BREED UP DEM PEOPLES U RUN GONE A TRY GET BABY FROM MS CANADA MATTRESS?… WHEY SHE N ROSIE A RUN MILEAGE RELAY N CYAA MEET UP..NOW INA DIS PIC YAH U DID TEK JUS DYAA DAH DAY..wid all belt roun u waist..AND U TELL CRAIG …FROM DASECA…. poor likkle Craig.. BOUT  A DID  BWAAY……MI WAA KNOW WHERE DIS PREGNANCY WAS ?? MI NEVA KNOW SAY JMG HAVE PREGNANCY LOSS CAPEABILITIES…can someone tell me how this belly left please?

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