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  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    ahahahahah a weak no to bloodclaat a f000a fi the gyal weh get the buss mouth and look deh, not one a them come to har aid…the next gyal wicked to harself sah. I like it them skill dem need fi go represent Jamaica in gymnastics man dem bad

  • Cindy Royal says:

    :ngakak di likkle yute bex bad man, but him shudden tump out har teet. Mi heart inna mi throat while watching di couple wid di girl inna di red top – God know shi…. lack a sense of danger & him well wah duh har major bodily harm.

    Mi seh dat song ‘Guh Dung’ it does things to my waistline. :malu2

  • Brightlight says:

    MET! Please tell me anno fi har teet dem pon di ground?

  • Met says:

    brightie I wish I could :nohope:

  • Brightlight says:

    And the second couple. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? I can not cross it atall! Video/camera phone fi get BAN IN JAMAICA!

  • Filly says:

    But oonu see me rass in yah this morning. No sah me heart a hurt me. People cyah mad so.

  • simplicity says:

    tearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs…a five bloodclat teeth mi count mi belly :ngakak :ngakak

  • Brightlight says:

    LOL Simply u know u wicked enuh? How u a laff so? That boy one lick knock out sommuch teet? No sah.

  • simplicity says:

    b-lite ..wen lion a sleep yuh doah wake dem …all de gum mus rooted up :tkp

  • Brightlight says:


  • Observer says:

    :kr Bawl it out no man nuh kik yuh inna gut (only inna mout :nohope:)
    Ready yuh ready anuh hawt yuh hawt
    Bawl it out yuh nuh scrape gyal pot
    dem a wine pon di man an di man anuh fi demmmmm
    di man jump n tump out yuh teet demmmmmm


  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    Simplicity a how yuh count dem…lol a weak it funny bad, never trouble a sleeping lion in this case a sleeping child

  • simplicity says:

    a weak..yuh nuh c chee a grung fuss den she spit out a next de use de towel wipe awf de next wan weh did a ress pon har lip….a yes spy it was a pickney she jump pon enuh why wud she do dat shit de bwoy nuh luk no more dan 17 him ass put two fist tuh de belly.

  • ... says:

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  • Cc says:

    Bwoy chubble nuh set like rain a rassclaat, di juvinile a sleep an shi gone jump pon him na a wineup har crotchies inna di yute face, now shi lose di wulla har top crackery

  • Dwrl says:

    Jmggggggg damn him f000 HAR up so bad with 2(two) lick?? All a wear ring and gone whine up HAR dutty self pon other man, mi no blame the boy a mine him business and she a come dash HAR dutty crotches inna him lap

  • Anonymous says:

    “idle donkey follow cane trash go a pound.” (If you cannot find anything constructive to do then something destructive will find you)

  • 187 Dem says:

    Di yute pitch har off quick eeh mon mi bet she nuh jump up pon no man suh again…

  • B-TOWN says:

    Marvin always dance so dangerous…smh

  • Riches says:

    cc seh now shi lose d wula har top crackery i kaint :ngakak mi seh bout shi gone put har cratches inna d yute face woieeeeeeeeee, d next 2 well serus

  • LUNDUN says:

    ________________________________________________________________________________________ water cum a mi yeye when mi si cc comment_____________________________________________________________ oh god ho god, mi breath a leff mi……cc seh she lose di wula har top cracery ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

  • LUNDUN says:

    den marvin him grab off di gal wig anna beat her wid it _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    mi woulda kill miself if mi neva born a jamaica, a di best ppl dem eva ____________________________________________________________________

  • Lisa says:

    i dies top crackery

  • london5948 says:

    Ah him michelle learn r skills fram! Me say me art’ skip so many beats watchin dis mad man flingin dis “pickney” all ova da yaad……sas cristus!!!! :bingung :mads :kagets: :exclamati :exclamati

  • london5948 says:

    @lundun…..wat a gwan! :bola :bola

  • Observer says:

    2 di 2 english ppl dem ova yah a gi trubble :maho

  • No Joke says:


  • LUNDUN says:

    londy wats up mama? :peluk

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