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NO HE DID NOT SAY MTV

44 Responses to NO HE DID NOT SAY MTV

  • honeybee says:

    :ngakak “I’m going to took you where I never took anyone before” DEADING!! And why him still live with mother?

  • honeybee says:

    Yes Met, him sey MTV

    I wonder why him daughter doe live in the main mansion wid him? Ah mus di pool house she and har mada live inna

  • Met says:

    honey wha mount a twanging him deh pan round deh nuh good agen

  • G says:

    lol i thought this was gonna be khago

  • Sasha fierce says:

    Why him never build the toilet closer to the main house . Kiss my neck back u have to pass the Pool house , guest house , maid quarters and God knows wat else . That’s wat u call a compound .

  • shawty says:

    Lawd i dead zwid dah one yah why him haffi go so far to the expansive toilet weh u haffi flush wid water deadz i neva see nutten like dis yah yet dis a d bess story all day

  • Anonymous says:

    Bowy him a use up the land space

  • shawty says:

    i have 1 question fi MTV why unno leff me all deh way a Kingston wid mi 4 bedroom 4 bathroom mansion go video dah man yah? my compond neva good enough ? him needs fi builds the expansive bathroom closer to the mansion doh

  • GWIZZ says:

    LOL WOW

  • Anonymous says:

    Video too short. Did get to see all his expensive cars or the Pool. Must be a part II to this video LOL

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Lawd mercy! Oonu noe mi naw laaf doe….. Mi shame soh till fi si whey him ah galang soh ova..
    :malu2

    Di ongle ting mi ah tink, is dat outta all ah di howse dem, feem tan di bess y him ah galang soh. Den di twanging is annedda matta

  • notrite says:

    ONE WAD METTY MI SHAME BOU MTV BUN MI U SEE

  • Firebrand says:

    If I laff anymore I dead to raass….Yaad man a di samplest man dem ever!!!

  • Cindy Royal says:

    :ngakak Him is a dang joker bout “noone got noting like me”, but mi like him, him place neat, furniture a happen – mek him look like a hardworker – yeah man, him can pass.

  • Knows it all says:

    Den a so him detached from him basic ammenities, I mean suppose ona miggle night him have bowel movement the “bah-choom” deh to far man. A dat name big yard (

  • Met says:

    Him seh ”di nex place am gonna took you”

  • anthony says:

    Him funny like hell

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Him wanna took dem to a place him neva took noone b4 Met. I wonda y him neva took no1 deh b4. :ngakak

  • honeybee says:

    :ngakak #teaars y’all killing mi wid de comments.

    This baller/rapper/reggae artiste say “took” like a million times. Bwoy him property large, I wonder if him have a stable wid prise horses….. mi belly.

  • Met says:

    cindy a dat mi wudda love know …den di bathroom well paint up eno dem good oooooooo

  • Real says:

    WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nuh bredda cream hair dat ???????????? mi cah watch it…mi FRAID

  • honeybee says:

    @Real: ah who name bredda cream hair?

  • Yep! says:

    Unu ketch di part when him seh the baby wipes very very expensive doe eeh? :hammer

  • Hotstepper....formerly peeper says:

    U know it look like a bredda cream hair fi chue…lol…him proud a him likkle place doh….u know sey di reason him put the bachoom deh so, is because him want it fi be central to all the dwellings…..lololol

  • god says:

    A him did cream him woman hair n sah no hairdresser cah get him woman money

  • No Joke says:

    Let’s follow me…. :ngakak ….a weh him ketch dat accident cause a nuh accent dat…..no sahhhhhh

  • kgn13 says:

    me a wait fe c d sample rides dem.

  • Riches says:

    mi seh Metty some how mi feel seh yuh did get dis enuh wen mi si it dis morning mi nearly dwl d man seh dis is mi pouch cuz is not couch im seh lol

  • coco krispie says:

    I love this guy he is HILLARIOUS. There is a next vid with him breading his sisters hair.

  • Tt says:

    No man let me tokk you..lmfaooooooo

  • Cc says:

    Dis is Jamaican breadfruit we roast it and we eed it loll

  • Regula says:

    ‘LET ME TOOK YOU TO A PLACE I NEVER TAKE ANYONE BEFORE ‘ DI BACK ROOM WID DI OLD COACH WEHI ACTUALLY ‘LIVE’ TIL MI DUN BUILD UP ROUND A BACK.

  • xhale says:

    HIM BED LOOK ROOM LOOK NICE AND CLEANNNNN….HIM WANT A FARINA?

  • Jus sayn says:

    Let me TOOK u to my room…lmao

  • fancyface says:

    can’t wait for part 2 oooooooo ………….mi a dead 2 clattttt

  • Met says:

    xhale :nerd

  • Real says:

    sorry bredd cream hair ..cream him bbay mada hair and braid him sista hair to …yes sah a him same one

  • bev says:

    that red room have me a way me can laugh no more my head a burst open

  • kim says:

    MI NAH LIE HIM HOUSE CLEAN AAN IT NUH LOOK BAD…RASS YUH FAVA TUN UP..

  • DWL says:

    Him betta than 98% of these wutliss Jamaican dancehall idiots wey call demself man , and dont have a sh*t . Him have a big estate ,him own bed ,mine him pikney, and take care of him madda and man enough to say him will finish the place when him get some more money not bragging bout money him dont have. That dude have ambition.

  • Anonymous says:

    I don’t know who came up with the MTV Cribs spoof, but this is one hilariously funny video.

  • sweet says:

    @DWL, SAME TING ME A SEH. MAN A BUILD HIM MANSION LIKKLE LIKKLE. CUT DUNG EXPENSES BY DOING HIM WOMAN HAIR, IF HIM MOVE THE TOILET THEM HAFFI GO BUILD A NEXT PIT. HIM LOOK LIKE HIM INTEND FI BUILD ROUN DI TOILET. WID DI BACHUUM BEING THE FOCAL POINT. BUT FI REAL HIM SHUBBEEN CLEAN AND HIM IS A RESPONSIBLE FATHER.

  • Popskull says:

    this bwoy is a scamma he lives at a place name Hertford in westmoreland, its the same “accent” him use and tief ppl money

  • dick r harde says:

    i remember a tune from jacob killer miller….i dont expect most of di ppl on dis board to know who he is…but…he did have a tune name…”dreadlocks dont live inna tenement yard”…and dat is a tenement yard if i ever did see one….

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