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IN HIS HENZ….A NUH HAND DEM DEH

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DEM SEH SCORNFUL DOG NYAM DIRTY PUDDING BUT WHAT IF DI PUDDING CLEAN AND DI DOG DIRTY? WHAT WOULD BE DI NEXT ROUTE?? MI DUS WAA KNOW DI EXCUSE FI HAVE DIS COLOR HAND???????? MI KNOW A NUH PEPPA BUN IT…NOR A NUH FIRE BUT BLOOD MI NUH TINK ALL YOU FI HAVE DIS YAH NAME KAWS YUH HAND DEM FEVA DEM OLD COAL POT..DERE IS NOTHING HUMANLIKE ABOUT DEM …SUH MI SURE NUH BLOOD NAH RUN CHOO DEM………..A WHA DAT MAN :travel

49 Responses to IN HIS HENZ….A NUH HAND DEM DEH

  • Observer says:

    Good morning Metty and Mettyers as a matter of fact good morning “METH” caw wid all dis luks of animal-mankind a muss a chemical imbalance suh mi haffi call yuh meth no mannnnn jah noe star :travel

  • Anonymous says:

    Kiss mi muma Rass … A wha that … No sah

  • NAH LOOK says:

    Mwanin met
    Mwanin zervahhhhhhhh n di rest of us jmg jurors
    zervahhhhhhh__________________ it too early man behave yuh self
    not even Mas Joe wid di coal head hand dem look suh …ni man dis is serious mi aguh shi if mi share mi precious gel n mix it wid likkle nick gel :hotrit

  • Brightlight says:

    Good maaaawnin Miss Met and metters :peluk

    Met you fi tell mi WTF IS WRONG WID HIS HANDS??? :mewek

  • Observer says:

    nah look not evn if em was a regulah jerker no mannnn ehhhhhh gawd bline tiga dat man n his henz nah guh a heaven nopessss dem too strange

  • Brightlight says:

    If you’re going to bleach please bleach your hands particularly with emphasis on the knuckles! You bleachers are lazy man!

  • Buenos Dias Metty Y Metters……..He seems to have some been Handicapped by something, look at the way he is holding that utensil.

  • Met says:

    brightie :peluk :tkp

  • Tawkchuet says:

    No seriously Met u shouldn’t post this u no see say the man a suffer from 9th degree burn to his hand mayb him was a fireman n him push him hand inna a burning building to save someone n di building bun dun n drap dung pon just his hands ………………. Must cause no other reason caaaa deh fi dis :nerd

  • Met says:

    :hammer

  • Just Saying says:

    He has Vitiligo…… in reverse.

  • Met says:

    scortchligo den? :tkp

  • Brightlight says:

    @Just Saying vitiligo in reverse? _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    And watch Met follw up with scortchligo I’M DONE! ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
    :dp

  • Met says:

    some roasting gwaan rite desso brightie :hammer

  • Phat Rabbit says:

    Good morning everybody

    I swear unnuh ago kill me off dis mawning

  • Met says:

    morning phat

  • LadyWoW says:

    Morning mi virtual peeps

    di hand dem look frightening !! smady really a guh nyam dem ffod deh. mi woulda fraid blister drop off inna mi food :dp

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    dat mi a seh wow sum ppl stumuck stronggggggggg caz if mi eva si him tan ova food mi jus a guh :travel

  • BK says:

    Mi coulda neva nyam nuttin weh him cook

  • Met says:

    kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    metty :peluk

  • Fyahwife says:

    What a stay bad man sah

    Bout him a hold up flyer… Pupa Jesus

  • What an unconscious set of people you are! Have you all given thanks today for how perfect you and all your family are?

  • Observer says:

    I did because our perfectness aka perfection was not sold in a bottle :)

  • stop the bleaching

  • Just Saying says:

    Brillotosis.

  • Fyahwife says:

    Unconscious set ??? :hammer

    Same so Zerva. :thanks2

    Him shoulda give thanks fi how him tan and no a try fi lil kim himself :games

  • Met says:

    just saying :hammer

  • A who say unconscious set to ppl whey dem finger a move like lightning pon di keyboard??! What a set a mad ppl love use words and Nuh look fi di meaning. Goodmorning allllllll. Waving “meth”. All mi waah say is BLOOD yuh great fi a kip dance again eno, this is just past good. Mi say ebbery dance you keep it get robbed, mobbed and all the others and you still so tubbant hopefully yuh Nuh get __________ this trip.

  • Observer says:

    but all brillo lose dat softness afta hitting 2 tuff pot battam but dem henz ere luk like dem get touffa by di minute

  • Met says:

    bubbleuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

  • Observer says:

    bubbleup who authorize yuh fi use di wurd “tubbant” yu noe tubbant inna em blood check out di metacarpals :hammer

  • Mi say meth blood gone pass good and gone a great from mi birth mi Nuh di dis type a stubbornness. :hammer

  • Met says:

    Di hand stand up firm like Martin Luther King Jr ina di freedom march.

  • Si mi change it deh zerva. He is stubborn. Deadinggggg! Blood coulda clean Likkle more him hand dem Mek it look like him a cook dutty pot. All Dat shit him a mix up fi juice look like some kinda remedy fi di skin.

  • Cucumber facial mask. Bloodddddd dem Caah stop deh dance yah chow bare salt backa yuh. Cuz if R_____tink him ago rob up dah dance yah he is are rebuked.

  • Observer says:

    but not evn MLK did stan up suh strong caw dem tek em down but dese henz r going no whereeeeeee :maho

  • Lawdy Lawdy says:

    Ah wanda ah wah dat innah di pot

  • Observer says:

    luk like fish wid lime but inna di blenda luk like concussion :hammer

  • Chocolate says:

    Bway Miss Met yuh have a way wid words….yuh have me dying with laughter over here after I read under the pic

  • Yep! says:

    It look like a severe case of hives and there is no topical Creme for that. He needs to go to his doctor and get medicated ( pills ) for that. One of my elder friend girls has that same skin disorder ( matta fact I was just talking to her) and if you ever see fe ar hand dem, they are as black as black can get… And scaly too. My yute.. If yuh a read this post….. Pure unrefined coconut oil or Vitamin E oil ( 50,000 i.u-EBay or Amazon). Tek care a dat and tap cook food gi people wid yuh hand dem stay suh… No disrespect intended..

  • Observer says:

    dis a like wen MJ did a bleach an seh em hav skin condition lissen yeppie lowe di man henz dem bout skin disorder suh wah kine a order gwaan inna em profile pic an em cheek dem ow dem suh brown :nohope:

  • OoohAndSoo says:

    Buh how de man clean out de coal pot wid him hand dem and only wash underneath?

    I guess when he wash de fish he go use de lime and clean off de top of he hand dem.

    Madness that, and people ah watch that and wait fi waan eat?

    Mi coulda neva stand de and watch my Mumma cook so musless anybody else!

    Mek me dont waan eat fo de rest of de week!

  • Anonymous says:

    REALLY & TRUELY WHO EVER THIS NEED TO GET A LIFE…SOME FRIEND YOU WERE GO BETTER YOURSELF INSTEAD BEING SO JUDGEMENTAL…MAYBE HE WAS BORN THAT WAY ITS PROBABLY SKIN CANCER ETC.

  • Yep! says:

    Yuh know what Servah… I har dones( in my best kills voice) :travel

  • blood friend says:

    blood a good clean man. blood is a very good cook. u little gal wey blood breed and left yuh yuh need to move on and stop send in shit on blood. when blood black hand use to go up inna yuh pussy yuh did love it. now blood left yuh and live wit him age groupe yuh a act like a fool. blood nuh get nuh new fingers a the same fingers yuh use to suck off

  • Just Saying says:

    LOL!!!….. Sorry sender but Blood friend killed it, especially the new fingers part. LOL!!!!

  • Lou-lou says:

    Dwlllllllllll blood fren did inna the bedroom wid them looooooool :cd

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Suck offfffffff mi bombo :tkp

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