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MR LYCRA SPANDEX JUST COOL MI NEED MI SPACE BALLS

From: Mi nuh kno
Title: Dem wah kno a who him?

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60 Responses to MR LYCRA SPANDEX JUST COOL MI NEED MI SPACE BALLS

  • NAH LOOK says:

    Mwanin shani…. yuh tun PI or CUPID WELL MI HAB A REQUEST TO (ina mi shebada voice) :maho

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Helllerrrrrrrrrr ain’t it obvious that this is a valet parking :hammer :hammer

  • kgn13 says:

    CHUET E CHUET E .MARNING ,NAH LOOK U FE LOOK NOW YOW….SO SENDER IF THIS DUDE WAS COMING OUT OF A LADA WOULD U STILL WHAA KNOWINGS?

  • 2cents says:

    chue him a drive x6 you want fe know who him be…KMT…

  • NAH LOOK says:

    Kgn 13 Mwanin n mi nah look cause mi nah look nuh han no luck mi lub

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Hey morning 13 :peluk u know n I know this heffer would not even glance ova pon di man if it was not for his BMW thats y when dem get fpppk n duck mi no look pon dem non tall

  • goodso says:

    Me wan knw why dis man knee knock suh a come outta de car

  • Tweet says:

    Goodso, a just di gracefulness of how him alight from di vehicle,dwl…… :siul Him haffi mek sure him give di paparazzi him best pose….

  • Just Saying says:

    The dude; either this pic is staged, which would make him an egomaniac or he is under investigation, which would make him suspicious… I mean really, why else would there be a pic of him just exiting a car. Now about the car; I had my eye on the X6 until I went car shopping recently. I was really disappointed, the interior is tight and the roof is really low. The driver and passenger seats are ok but the back seats must’ve been made for midgets. I love the look of the car on the outside but the inside was poorly designed. Hope that helps Sender.

  • ... says:

    a which sharlene sen in dis? kmt an den unoo same one sen in tings fi scandal said man yuh a inquire bout when unfavorable conditions arise

  • Dwrl says:

    Can I get a close up pic of the man please??

  • Observer says:

    em name: “di newest flossah-unda cova fish-tite wearing pants-no daytime job-nite life lova-a bag a gyal man-criss cyar man-soon to be featured on jmg-a bag a suss man” watch if a lie….. :nohope:

  • wtf again! says:

    @observer,,,u so right,,, that’s why so much of dem guys and gal get all kind of sickness , cause as soon as unno see car and fake money unno jump like bithches, look at him knees,,,galllllllllll…

  • smh says:

    Them people yah a sumting else him work and work hard at dat. Like dem seh if a Neva fi the vehicle dem wouldn’t waan know.smh

  • Quiet Storm says:

    Sed way suh Chute, sed way soh….Dats y nuff ah dem get f===k n duck caw di man dem demself noe sey ef ah neva fi di veetle dem wudden gi dem di time ah day

  • LOL says:

    Sed so it go, jus a pree d ride

  • Samantha pretty says:

    Is my husband is WHAT!

  • Dwrl says:

    Chuppppps husband mi RASS you a maid hush up

  • Tawkchuet says:

    DWRL u know him?

  • fashiondoll says:

    Chuteeeeeeeee :army: :army:

  • PhantomPhoenix says:

    Question: if the ride was removed from the picture would this man be relevant at all?

    me a ansa wid a firm HELL NO! de ride have more flare and appeal dan de driva/swimma or manfish…lol

  • Observer says:

    chuet mine yuh business please :maho I beg of you thanks

  • loyalty is dead. says:

    Bicth go look a work …..an stop watch man car uuuu can work on get ur own!!!!!!

  • Saucy Baby says:

    @ Zervah yuh nuh easy ah rass. I don’t blame you just warn Chuet cause you know some people head nuh too righted…… :jrb: :nerd

  • LadyWoW says:

    BUT SEE YAH HOW SENDA HOW U SUH FRIGHTEN

    NUTTIN SURPRIS EMI ROUND HERE. MINE DI MAN SEN DHIM OWN PIC FI LOOK A HYPE. MI NUH TRUS DEM ROUND YAH ENUH :cool

  • Met says:

    I dont like big penis but what size penis could him have ina dis pants suh?

  • Foxy Lady says:

    This sender appears to be a prolific stalker. The shot indicates the man was timed upon exit and the camera had to already have been in place. The shot also indicates by the complete shot of the vehicle, that it’s the vehicle that the sender is most attracted to and the driver becomes the target by default.

    Sender, clean up your credit and you can lease one if you can’t purchase it. With good credit BMW now has 2% interest rate, I know it’s up from the 0% gone by.
    Develop the habit of saving as a better alternative is purchasing one outright from the auction where you have no payment. You might not get the warranty but anyone of the Jamaican technicians at the dealer will service your car for a reduced rate after work.

    Both of the above scenarios, require employment though so one must start there. It’s more attractive to floss in your own shit than to be used just to be a passenger in someone else’s shit.
    Be a real Boss Bitch and cop your own!

  • Foxy Lady says:

    Met, would that penis be an Anaconda now?

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Obs inquiring minds want to know so me ask but me did have on me body armor when me pose di question man :army:

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lol saucy whey u say head gone mi tell unnu all di time a no every mad person deh a mad house Nuff a dem a live n function amongst us

  • Regula says:

    Senda, da man ya seem to be spoken for according to di lady up top, but me have a man a gi weh free free, circa 5′ 8 inches (in height, not koki size) nice smile, soon to be disfigured, get it while it’s still good, application open to all senders of similar post, desperate enough fi buy puss inna bag cos no pic naah submit, but you have my word, It’s a MAN.

  • Samantha pretty says:

    Is mine all mine and yes I can speak for him look good if u don’t see a ring on his finger and the BMW is his and there is so much where that come from, to who say them have a man if u did u would not be on groupie lusting after another woman husband and his car get a life bitches

  • ah Bounty da Barber that ????????

  • Regula says:

    OK yuh finish yuh chores(cocky watcha) an come back ova ya fi watch yuh husband picture KMT. Not even di senda did seh dem a lust ova man nor car, a you send een di post fi watch yuh man? laugh at you cos a fus post like dis mi see go up and no takers!! and dem seh man short.Kmt ofcourse there is more where that came from, a whole f—ing factory load! get ya hype somewhere else bitch, this is not FB.

  • Little Willie says:

    Sender…yu soun like a car mat.
    Samantha, if is your man dat, yu need fi come a skool mek wi ax yu how yu dweet.

  • Met says:

    how she do wha willie? :tkp

  • Addicted says:

    The person who send in this picture(Samantha) is standing right across from this young man .They are in a parking garage, he knows the pic is been taken that’s his i am so suave pose.lmaoooo at me dissecting this pic.
    Samantha send the pic in to see if he is creeping on her but you are the only one attracted to your midget whose head barely grace the top of the vehicle.
    You safe fi now but as how him just get the X6 them might start draw closer to the car.yuh know how some heffas stay.

  • Met says:

    :hammer noh soh :tkp

  • Little Willie says:

    Met……two words. FISH STICKS.

  • Met says:

    frozen? :tkp

  • Little Willie says:

    Yu know seh from Belly seh ah X6 to har ting, mi start wonder if mi fi get one fi enhance mi exoctic looks. Siif Belly gwine call to meeeeee.

  • Little Willie says:

    Not a frozen…lol.

  • Met says:

    willie :maho

  • Dwrl says:

    You ladies/men in dresses cracked me up lls.

    No mi no know him, men mi know are real men their business stays in their homes. Now Samantha darlin no one lusting off your little pargy we are big snappers lovers round here. The only thing he’s packing his that car and ur big ego. ANNO every fly pitch pon shit so enjoy the new smell and shut the f000 up . You sound frighten like a Camry you used to

  • FOXY says:

    DWRL, I don’t think is Samantha’s man. She’s commented on many posts under the same name. I think she’s just messing with the sender.

  • FOXY says:

    Met, yuh can tell mi wey you and Willie a talk bout fish sticks? mi lost

  • Met says:

    Foxy u nuh lost :maho

  • Samantha pretty says:

    U know what read the comment most of u send in for someone u guys don’t want or not lusting at pls re-read ur comments, yes him full a style so want and yes the truck is his and when I say there is more where that come look we have 3 x6 in 3 different color and guess what there will be more pics coming in with him driving them sooooo bitches going to bad 2013 we say and soooooo what, and one more thing I don’t and will not worry about no other bitches out there because I got it and he love meeeeeee.

  • Samantha pretty says:

    Get a life bitches and FYI I don’t have to take and send any pics in so go to hell, anybody who want to hide and take pics of ur going to dinner is because they don’t have a life, nice we nice and because we a star.

  • Samantha pretty says:

    @DWRL honey from me a go high school I’m driving high end car so gt that shit right and right now we have 3 x6 so drums off a bridge honey and get a life why it a bother u sooooooooooooooo much.

  • PhantomPhoenix says:

    Tight-us hab wife? lolol….den wife fi mek sure sey husban shoes shine like de car. Wife don’t worry ongle fag hags would want yu land fish. Willie whey yu sey fish sticks anyone??? lolol

  • Just Saying says:

    :nerd Patiently waiting for the other pics.

  • Samantha pretty says:

    Suit is Hermes and shoes is LV a bayyyyyyyyyyyy!

  • Met says:

    noh soh

  • ... says:

    congrats Samantha :matabelo Met tgif

  • Met says:

    dotty from I was bawn

  • ... says:

    mi gone :tkp

  • smh says:

    Look who ever Samantha is a can assure you that he is not he man/husband, she has nothing to do. And that’s a fact arguing over someone that’s not yours and fact a one car him have . Fact fact fact.

  • Nom de Plume says:

    Whoever this Samantha chick is, she need fi go learn fi spell before she come ova ya come try argue wid JMG bloggers. Who di f000 spells DRUM when a jump them waa spell?dats why some time mi glad mi born poor and neva even have toys so the community library was my playground, so when some ppl a hype pon nothing mi just laugh offa dem stupid raas. Notice anybody who add pretty to dem name always have this problem? a wonda if a trouble dem have spelling dem last name?

  • Addicted says:

    So Samantha you may have to sell 2 of the X-6 or maybe all 3 now Mum?
    Lawyer fee is expensive. :travel :travel

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