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KHAGO BRING BACK DI MAN CHAIN

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KHAGO YUH KNOW MI DID WARN JOE AND TELL HIM SEH YUH IS A MAD MAN BUT MI CONFIRM NOW SEH YUH MORE DAN MAD…KHAGO IF DOWNSOUND IS ABOUT THE RICH DAT NUH GI YUH NO REASON FI BORROW JOE CHAIN? SINCE YUH SEH YUH IS ABOUT YUH MUSIC YUH SHUDDEN EVEN A WEAR JEWELRY.. BUT YUH BORROW DI RICH MAN CHAIN AND ALL NOW YUH CANNOT BRING IT BACK! YUH GET FIRED FROM DOWNSOUND NOW YUH A TALK UP ALL KINDA TINGS! BOUT YOU IS FOR YOUR MUSIC…HOW YUH FI BE BOUT YOUR MUSIC AND YUH ALL A WALK AND TEEF PEOPLE SONG UNDER MADHEAD DISGUISE? EVERY MANAGER YUH HAVE INA DI BUSINESS RUN YUH WHEY BECAUSE YUH CYAH GET ALONG WID NOBODY..MI CALL SOME A DI MANAGER DEM AND ASK WHA A GWAAN WID YUH…ONE A DEM SEH YUH REALLY MAD FI TRUE BUT YUH NUH MAD… A MAD MAN SIKES YUH USE FI DO DI TINGS … YUH REACH A DOWNSOUND, JOE SPEND UP A BAG A MONEY PAN YUH AND YUH WAA STRETCH YUHSELF FURDAH DAN WHEY YOUR SELECTIVE MAD BRAINS CAN GO! YUH WAA PEOPLE SONG, YUH WAA DI PEOPLE DEM GI YUH BIG STATUS BOUT YUH BUS YOUTH AND NOT EVEN YOURSELF YUH CAN GI A GOOD BUS TRIP TO BELVUE…………..YUH CYAH HAVE ON BORROW GOODS AND WAA POP STYLE PAN PEOPLE..WHEN SIZZLA WAS GWINE TRIM YUH FI DI 3SUM DASH UP WUD STORY , JOE GUARD YUH WID BOUT 50 BODY GUARD……SUMTING WHEY YUH NEVA GET INA YUH LIFE…ALL OF A SUDDEN DOWNSOUND IS BOUT DI RICH? A DI RICHES SAVE YUH LOCKS! AH WHEY YUH REALLY DEH PAN? KHAGO REAL MAN WHEY DEH BOUT DEM MUSIC NUH CALL RECTUM DAT SPECIAL PLACE BECAUSE NOTHING SPECIAL NUH COME OUTA BOTTOM! BUT BECAUSE DI PEOPLE DEM SEH A DESSO YUH LIKE PAN DI GIRL DEM………….FI DO DI TINGS DEM …YUH KNOW WHAT MI TALKING….YUH CALL ROUN DESSO SPECIAL PLACE AND WILL TAKE A CHUCK WHENEVA YUH SELECTIVE INSANITY KICK IN..GWAAN BOUT YUH BUSINESS AND DOE TRY STYLE UP JOE AND HIM TING PLEASE…BECAUSE AL WHEN MI WARN HIM MORE DAN ENOUGH HIM DID STILL TINK SEH YUH REALLY GUD…….AND YUH MEK SURE HOLD DUNG DI MAD CAP INA DI FIRST COUPLE MONTHS..KHAGO YUH NAH TRICK WE *wink wink* BUT DUH MI A BEG YUH TEK YUH FIRE-MENT AND GWAAN BECAUSE A DOE WA HAFFI HAUL UP DI SPECIAL PLACE SUSS OUTA MI BOX……..ANYHOW IT LAN MI NUH TINK A DI LOCKS ALONE SIZZLA A GO WAA CUT OFF………YUH YERE!

69 Responses to KHAGO BRING BACK DI MAN CHAIN

  • kgn13 says:

    NO MAN! SHAN SHAN COME HERE.WAY U JUST SAY A WHILE AGO BOUT CAAH GO…..MECK ME LEAN PON U LITTLE DEH ,ME FEEL LIKE ME A GO FAINT…….JESUS CHRIST! ME CHEST PLATE A BUN ME.

  • Met says:

    Why 13? :angel

  • Met says:

    him seh special place oo :tkp

  • kgn13 says:

    MET ME NOTICE SAY THIS BATTY TING,IS MOVING JUST LIKE A MAGNIC.MOVING HERE ,IT MOVING THERE.ITS MOVING ALL OVER THE ATMOSPHERE………JESUS CHRIST ME CHEST PLATE A BUN ME…

  • Met says:

    ______________________________________________________________ :hammer

  • No Joke says:

    Blasted red yeye and Licky Licky….Instead a making good music all him a penetrate a back door and ppl tings

  • Met says:

    see it yere 13 and mi have more oo ”After he was done pulled out and cum’

  • Met says:

    no joke :tkp

  • No Joke says:

    Some a dem try use Music as a cover up fi hide who them really be. But without fail the cover up drop a dem ankle an show who dem really be

  • Met says:

    some a dem lucky seh sometimes mi sorry fi dem because if did did eva drop pan dis wall all jamaica wudda haffi build back

  • kgn13 says:

    ME SAY HIM NAW SPEND NO TIME A THE FRONT ….HIM GONE A BOTTOM……

  • No Joke says:

    Some a dem sing one ting…..a embrace di opposite.

  • Met says:

    from before him even si or get di front him a mek di request

  • No Joke says:

    Sing bout bun dis….an bun dat. An behind close doors a dem same one a enter through back door

  • Met says:

    no joke he can barely read well so mi waa know how him brains good fi do other things

  • yoko says:

    METTY WOOIIIEEEE NO SAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    HEY MI SEY WEN U READY FI WRITE UP DI TOPIC DEM ENO..

  • kgn13 says:

    YOU KNOW SAY ME.AND ONE A ME CHARGIE A REASON WHA DAY,AND ME SAY TO HIM ,MEMBA ONE TIME WHEN EVERY BODY USE TO BUNN OUT BOWAS,TILL IT REACH MAIN STREAM ,WAY PPL NOT EVEN A HIDE DAT AGAIN,CAUSE ITS LIKE THE NORM NOW.WELL GIVE IT FIVE YEARS AND A SAME WAY THE BATTY TING A GO BECOME THE NORM.CAN U IMAGINE HOW THE WORLD A GO STAY INNA THE NEXT TWENTY YEARS FROM NOW.

  • yoko says:

    OHH EMMM GEEE IZ REALLY DEM TINGS DI DUTTY DREAD A GWAAN WID?

  • Met says:

    13 mi sorry fi some a dem whey nuh have no limit oooooooo
    yoko him bad ooooo

  • Met says:

    and a nuh hear seh mi have……mi have tings whey him write himself a mek di request :travel

  • yoko says:

    :hope
    ALL WEN MI DRAP ASLEEP 2NITE A RITE YASSU MI A CHEK IN 2MOR
    BUT JEZAM CRIMES..

    SUH MET REFRESH MI MEMORY LIKKLE FI MI DE PLS….. WATH SIZZLA DID AGO TRIM HIM FAH AGAIN? WAT 3SUM ?

    DI MEMORY NEED A RECHARGE ROSTAH

  • kgn13 says:

    OHHH SO WHEN HIM A SING BOUT BABY LET ME TAKE U TO THAT SPECIAL PLACE,IS A CODED MSG HIM A SEND.

  • Met says:

    yesssssssssssssssssssssss

  • yoko says:

    WAH

  • Met says:

    ina last year him and sizzla did ina war yoko

  • yoko says:

    A WHICH SONG DAT?

    OH MI NEVA HEAR IT?

    SEN A LINK DE PLS OR DI TITLE MEKKA YOUCHUBBE RITE AWAY

  • No Joke says:

    Can hardly read and write….but can beg bottom entrance.

  • Met says:

    13 him mek di song fi _______________ :tkp

  • yoko says:

    MET DOH DUH DAT MONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    DI CYCLE TING FI STOP NOW ENO

  • Met says:

    which cycle ting? :nerd :tkp

  • yoko says:

    DWLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALL DA SPECTACLES DE FI BRUK UP

  • Observer says:

    khago bring bak di ppl dem chain ooooooooooooo

  • sweet says:

    EVENING ALL, SPECIAL PLACE//////////______________________________________. ME FLAT LINE TO RAAHTID.

  • Little Willie says:

    But a weh di mummaclaat dis Met a leg go inna di late evelin ‘ere? Yu have evidence seh Khago breaking and entering!!

  • sweet says:

    @KNG13, ME SEH ME GLAD ME BAWN WHEN ME BAWN. COS AT LEAST I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW WHAT REAL MAN IS LIKE AND WHAT REAL MAN DO AND HOW THEM BEHAVE. INNA FIMI TIME. A WOMAN NEVER HAFFI WORRY SEH A MAN DID AGO WAAN DI TIGHTER HOLE, OR IF HIM A BATTYMAN. ME SORRY FI DEM GYAL PICKNEY NOWADAYZ.

  • kgn13 says:

    @ SWEETS EVERY DAY ME TALK IT,EVERY THING WAS BETTER BACK INNA THE DAYS.LOOK WHA DEM TECK DANCE HALL TO NOW.TODAY ME SEE A TING PON FB ,DUDE INNA DENNIM JACKET DENNIM PANTS WID A LEOPARD PRINT TOP AND A LEOPARD PRINT SHOES.AND ALL A THE SO CALL OOMAN DEM A TELL HIM HOW HIM TING TUNN UP.ME A SAY TO ME SELF …NO SAHHH

  • Jules says:

    Bud weh a fly too fast always miss dem nest.

    Evening fambly

  • Ebony Eyez says:

    Sending a prayer up to the father for my children and grandchildren to come….Only GOD alone can save this nation.

    Met can I request another day of fasting and prayers please.

  • Knows it all says:

    Dunce mother f—a, me gi bwoy paper a airport fi full up and him no know a-from-bullfoot. All him rass name him a beg me sign fi him, and then a try joke it off bout “a chue me use lef hand”. Kmt..

  • Mad Rass thing says:

    Big up mi dj khago a mad thing !

  • Little Willie says:

    Ebony Eyes….a wha? Yu tink dis a Jenny Craig site. Nuh laas munt yu mek Met have we fasting. Look ‘ere nuh, is not everybody pon di site FAT. Llow di faas till Chrismuss done.

  • sweet says:

    @13, ME HAFFI TUN RODNEY, ME CYAAH BELIEVE ME EYE. YOU CYAAN SWING A DEAD CAT WIDDOUT LICKING A BATTY MAN. WOMAN TO WOMAN RUB A DUB, KIDDIE PORN. THINGS WHEY ME NEVER HEAR BOUT INNA FIMI TIME, JAMAICAN PEOPLE A RUN WID IT LIKE USAIN INNA DI OLYMPICS. MORE TIME ME JUST HAFFI SHAKE ME HEAD, AN PRAY.

  • Little Willie says:

    Khago slam a bam bam and we haffi faas fi dat? Look ‘ere nuh…***kiss teet ***

  • kgn13 says:

    @ SWEETS ,ME STOP GO DANCE YAH NOW ,ME NOT EVEN LIKE FE SEET PON DVD,EVERY THING JUST LOOK ALIEN TO ME NOW.I NEVER KNOW I WOULD A LIVE FE SEE OOMAN A GO DANCE INNA SOO SO UNDERWARE. BUT AS DEM SAY ITS THE CHANGING OF THE GUARDS……@ WILLIE WAY U SAY NO DIET ROUND HERE. DWRCL.

  • No Joke says:

    :hammer

  • Little Willie says:

    Man ah dress up like woman anna dance with man, den di fool fool gal dem a tell dem how dem swag tun up. Dem f—ry ya coulda neva gwaan when mi a go dance. Two box with mi Okapi ratchet and a Red Stripe bade fi dem.
    Khago….nuh worry ya…nuff a dem wanna give you dem special place.

  • Real says:

    khannot go…khannot go :cool …yu pick u baby mada know u a pick joe//????? joe call mi mek mi sen DADA GO FA ….LMAO

  • simplicity says:

    :dp

  • Met says:

    willie u know mi nah lukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :maho…friday a we next fasting

  • simplicity says:

    :tkp

  • sweet says:

    @13, SAME TING ME SEH, SOME WOMAN LOSE ALL THEM SENSE OF PRIDE, NO MATTER HOW THEM PRETTY. THEM IS OF LOW MORAL CHARACTER. THEM NO CHERISH OR CARE FI DI NUZNEEY. SOME A THE MAN DEM JUST DISGUSTING, YOUNG MAN BELLY BIG LIKE HIM A BREED. INN A FIMI TIME WHEN YOU SEE A MAN YOU CAN SEE THE IRISH MASH AN FISH TEA INNA HIM, BODY FIT AN HEALTHY. PANTS NAH SQUEEZE HIM BALLS, AN HIM NAH DRESS UP INNA HIM GRANNY OLE PINK VELOUR JACKET WID MUSKRAT COLLAR GO A NO DANCE. ME MOSTLY GO STAGE SHOW YAH NOW.

  • Met says:

    some a dem drinking too much body fluid oo

  • Real says:

    a dat gi khago di shine inna him hair :supermaho

  • well well says:

    Dwfl @ met weh u said dem a drink too much body fluid a di same ting mess up adam n eve a di same yah now on a bigger scale lol

  • kgn13 says:

    @ SWEETS ME THINK THIS WESTERN CULTURE HAVE A LOT FE DO WID IT.FROM CABLE TV TOUCH JAMAICA IT START SINK.NOT EVEN FE MENTION THE http://WWW.ONE TIME JAMAICAN PPL WE USE TO HAVE AN IDENTITY,WE USE TO HAVE WE OWN A DRESS SENSE,ANY WAY OVER THE WORLD U GO U COULD A KNOW A YARD MAN R OOMAN. NOW EVERY BODY WAAH LOOK LIKE EUROPEAN. IT SAD AND SCAREY BAD.

  • simplicity says:

    met yuh knw yuh bad doah..wah kine a body fluid yah twk bout ..deading,yuh knw de fuss ting cum tuh mine a shit wata yuh bada yow :ngakak :ngakak

  • kialy says:

    ninja man cannot read fluently,kargo cannot read,fantan mojah cannot read not even the stop sign down town and him nuh stop eat chicken,harry toddler a big baby,ishawna the way how she bad she cannot sing one good tune and the best one at down sound is nature. foothype round deh a beg joe shoes and him know sah fi him shoes size a lunch time already.

  • ripeplantin&bread. says:

    met yu know sey mi nuh come pon yuh site if mi nuh have nutten fi sey cause mi have 2 much plantin and bread fi nyam anyways…Mi road manager linky tell mi sey dem and fantan dem go europe and a come back a jamaica tru london and everybody go tru security before fantan and because him cant read nor follow direction a dung a di new zealand gate him end up about fi go pon di plane and di bredren sey is a next youth him affi tell fi run go stop him di way how him feel bad fi him and di man go on to sey if yuh a work little money and yuh cant read dont be ashamed bout it because yuh can hire a little private tutor fi come a yuh yard come help yu if yu nuh waan go inna a school..AND di man sey when fans dem ask him fi him signature a pure cross and hex him put pon di people dem picture and spoil up dem tings,Met mi naw lie to yuh 70percent a jamaican artist cant read properly,dem can pick up on some little every day words wha dem use to but if yuh give dem a full paragraph outta a book dem stamma like country goat..A same way him hype pon Joe after him sign wey him life to the man and a hype…JOE OWN FANTAN PUBLISHING INDEFINATELY SO ANY TUNE HIM VOICE FI ANY MAN ANY WEY INNA DI WORLD JOE IS ENTITLED TO THE ROYALTIES RECEIVED FROM THEM..SO MEK DEM GWAAN HYPE UP DEM RENKING SELF..

  • kialy says:

    met where is belly? long time dont see her we need her back met.

  • adwa says:

    special place…………………….:takut

  • Met says:

    :hammer :tkp

  • Met says:

    kialy belly start a new work ooooo mi gwine email har and see what she up to

  • ripeplantin&bread. says:

    met mi hear sey khago a doo doo hood…something is not right about that little young man,maybe he was abused at a tender age,maybe fingered or sexually harassed..him have a liilte spooky look like him wi go nuts at any given moment..if yuh hear how him reason u can see that something is wrong mi nuh need glasses fi si dat..Met mi sey di bwoy tearing maaaad dats why yu si him wear so much different,different color cause his mood swings change in split second if yuh know what a mean…

  • Met says:

    yes mi know ooooooooooooooooooo but him whole family stay so :tkp

  • Met says:

    so choo fantan cyah read good him a head heen instead a head out? :hammer

  • kia NUNYABIZNIZ bubblez says:

    :tai: :bikini: :tai: = :najis

  • Cindy Royal says:

    Khago is not mad, he just needs to acquaint himself with Jamaica for Lifelong Learning fka Jamal & then we will see that Khago is/was just a classic case of illiteracy at its worst. kmt Joe should’ve known better.

  • Anonymous says:

    This has got to be the funniest post ive read all year long. Nah lie shanny you coulda be a story teller the way u spice up things

  • Cc says:

    Mi dun did si seh him is a likkle batty dread longtime

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