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Title: Dutyboy

Message Body:
So me have wa friend name wa meet wa boy at dreamweekend wa name Akeem. Him did a date wa gal wa go UWI with him but him tell the gal he free. Well she was single n them start have intercousre and them end up deh. After a while them move in. The boy make her stop rent house n work but em neva did a mine her. Fi her get money from akeem she hafi galang baad. Nuff thing him do har n she still put up with it cause she never have a choice. The boy never wa her lef. The gal a uwi find out bout har n go a party n friend her up n even follow her home where the boy live and was planning on running har over. Akeem lef d duty uwi gal name bobbesha aka bobbet for my friend and she vex. The boy akeem use to beat me friend and she still with him. She come home from spending a weekend away to see condom in the garbage n cum pon the bed. What a duty boy… He brite tu backfoot. A month later she ga breed. The boy nu wa her kill it but he nah give her dollar and him a scammer n him pa a big (Edited) man name Sonny Rankig… She a ediiiat… If she hungry n call him he never can carry sitting give har yet. Every week wa she go see doc a fi har money she spend. D boy all tell pppl a jacket even mek wa gal wa him a dagger fi him birthday diss har n tell har a jacket she a give the bwoii… KMRT.. A choo she brown n prettty wid green eye ana farin she come from the boy wa pickne from har. smh… Man wicked… The belly end up dead cauze a pure stress the bwoii give har… Wat would happen to she if she did keep it? Although har name stink a road cuz the boy make har suck em cock and do pure freaky thing n em tell the whola mobay, d gal deh with wa rich boy ya now who love har and take care of har ten times more duty bwoi keem cud do

28 Responses to ??????

  • THMF says:

    What the hell?? Am I the only dumb 1 that read this whole flipping story and didn’t have the common sense to stop at the 1st sentence KMRT 1 for you sender 1 for you.

  • Cindy Royal says:

    “The boy make her stop rent house n work but em neva did a mine her” Really??? He “MAKE” ur friend do all that?? GTFOH with this bullshiiiittt! Unuh gi man tuh much credit fi unuh stupidity. BTW Akeem neva lef yuh fren fi guh back to di “UWI gal”, cuz yuh fren did well know from shi meet him seh di ‘UWI gal” was him bonafide ooman, nuh matta wah yuh fren claim him tell har. Tell yuh fren fi guh get an ounce a ambition & a toops a self esteem kmft.

  • Cindy Royal says:

    :ngakak @ THMF. I stopped at di “cum pan di bed”. Hush.

  • Anonymous says:

    senda first of all, you, you, you need school…di time you tek a send enn ur fren sawga go fix up ya book work dumb bitch….you,you,you, mek my place look bad…ya chat baddd nuh ploka dots.

  • I have a blank stare on my face rite now, cuz I have no idea what’s going on, a my fault still, cuz mi should a never read all of this BS.

  • Anonymous says:

    I couldnt read all of this thing…this girl need to go back to school

  • Brightlight says:

    Good morning Metsy boo and Metters! This is one of the funniest write ups ever!

  • Met says:

    morning brightie :peluk …………….a waiting right yasso because mi hear dis a come from far di people dem bad oo

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  • Anonymous says:

    this is so stupid!!! i dont even see the sense of her sending this shit here, she jus nuff! she write like she come from trinidad or one a those islands

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Anon ma gawdddddd u bad ehhhh :army: u no fraid dem come nyam u dissa a mawning ya mi gone :tkp

  • Saucy Baby says:

    What a way Anon hot for Trinidad? @ tawkcheut only person who would nyam her with such ignorant statement is who have time to waste, clearly she just talking because………

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Saucy don’t get mi wrong now I’m not condoning the statement but I know this line of conversation can get very hostile that’s y I said wat I said no disrespect to any other islanders ok

  • Saucy Baby says:

    @ tawkcheut I understand what you’re saying but the reality of it is to everyone their country would be the best in their eyes. I’m just tired of the frigging stereotyping. And most of the time those who talking have never even visited the countrie they are TRYING to bash, lol! Smfh!

  • Saucy Baby says:

    * country before they come cuss bout I can’t spell……

  • Saucy Baby says:


  • Tawkchuet says:

    Haha u meck sure u check u spelling extra :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

  • Saucy Baby says:

    Yes, because I don’t want them come tell me I went behind the school and I have to tell them bout they mudda’s cunt ( Brenton voice) lol….

  • kay says:

    dis soun like dayna campbell bobbet fren weh gone a canada gone supposedly do sch! dayna a feel like a u dis! smh…

  • LUNDUN says:

    the sender do write like a small islander. there is no diss in it, its just how the sentences are constructed and the order of words.

    anyways, sender, u no dun di story yet, u leff off piece

  • Met says:

    lundun a jamaica dem deh oooooooooooooooooo but is country :nerd

  • LUNDUN says:

    met, memba seh small islanders cum to jamaica to study certain courses at u.w.i eeh nuh!!

    but…….mi cyaah laugh, mi nearly have a head ache reading diss. met a wonda if a disguise dem a try disguise dem way of speaking, cuz diss sender sound like dem only go as far as school gate, dem neva enter. :ngakak

  • Met says:

    :hammer :maho

    lundun u too bad..jamaicans do di same ting to man but we are all from the same lineage and ina di same sea so it look a way when we cuss each other..although nuff time dem run in pan wi lol

  • Anonymous says:

    i wasnt trying to did no other island cause every island have their way of talking in their own local dialect! there isnt really a wrong spelling in patois! everybody spell their words how they pronounce it! i was jus saying the person dont sound jamaican! i didnt have to put trinidad i could put any other caribbean island was just giving an example, i have trinidadian friends so its just how they construct and pronounce

  • LUNDUN says:

    anon i picked up that u weren’t trying ti be disrespectful, thats why i said there is no diss into it.

    met me neva badmouth a small islander yet, unless dem come at jamaica first. but di way how di sender type, not even a country jamaican dem no sound like. di sender probably live inna di waters, just off di coast, so not exactly in jamaica. :ngakak

    mi can’t tek diss, mi a dead.


    @Lundun, u juss a bad!!! waiee.. so me read it, a suh di front a me head a beat wid a migraine.. And u right, not a dung a country nutten, inna sea this language come from…rofl. i really kaint..

  • LUNDUN says:

    @highly :ngakak

  • Jules says:

    I stopped afta the second sentence because di patwa was too damn strange to read.

    Folks, just because it’s JMG nuh mean you have to write in a manner that you are unaccustomed. if you need to send in your story in standard English then do so. Everybody who comes on the site is 100% fluent in English. I gawn shake out mi brain yah.

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