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MMMM HAPPINESS IS GOOD YEP

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85 Responses to MMMM HAPPINESS IS GOOD YEP

  • Chocolate says:

    Morning Metty!! da one ya box mi dung flat a grung

  • Chocolate says:

    If u happy and u kno it say…….

  • Observer says:

    :travel

  • BK says:

    LAWD A MERCY

  • ewwww

  • Real talk says:

    Manners met. Lips gone wild ‘ she love the pussy sucking badddd a she the man . Look pon her face like she face the demon of 7sins

  • Real talk says:

    A longtime it seems lips want to unleash them demons ya poor child :supermaho :mewek2

  • Brightlight says:

    Please tell mi Lipzz no dye har eyebrowns platinum blond. But she look like fadda Claus. No Lippz mi no like di brows.

    Di amount of scissoring a gwan dat night……Mek mi grab mi handkerchief an go vomit now.
    :salahkamar :dp

  • Observer says:

    realtalk den if dem live suh dem muss luk like sin…lipps nuh stop boops out di gyal

  • Original Goodas says:

    di first pic me did think a di dread weh name pops dwl..

    but no man.a no every pic fi post and lips just look like she a force di ting.

    wats with this ting in dancehall now most a di gal dem start suck pussy and get bright with with.

  • Observer says:

    og di man dem a freak an dem seh dem luv c 2 ooman at it set a nasiniss

  • Original Goodas says:

    smh… alright u man want the expeprience of 2 woman fine with that. Call me crazy but let say me man birthday and me decide fi do it fi him, Im chosing the girl, me a watch fr head to toe and no she naa touch me and me naa touch her, me stand up watch him f000 her fi ease him mind then she gots to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Observer says:

    Unnuh brave. I would never give my man that satisfaction. May he be satisfied here or be elsewhere.

  • fashiondoll says:

    Obs :shakehand2 Me kaint do such abnormal acts non tall

  • Observer says:

    fashion no sahhhhhhhh

  • LUNDUN says:

    ewwwwwww

    man dun pon sum a dem

    pussy stretch out an dick cyaah hold inna di hole

    so dem move right along to rubbing cratches

  • Original Goodas says:

    @OBS notice me say call me crazy and if..me naa mad yet ohhhhhhhhhhhh and me no deh pon me last man yet ohhhhhhhhhhhh fi try ole him wid no 3 sum.. when man bring dat to me, me ask them if me fi chose the next man or him a bring him fren.. dwl…

  • Observer says:

    lol

  • Met says:

    mi jus waa ask har di Jada question…women is/were her last resort? it doe look good at all

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Lundun thank u very much sooo when dem teck every man n dem front see cocky n bawl cree a dem time dem start nyam done gal front waste di whole lot of them real garbage man

  • LUNDUN says:

    tawkchuet, call mi ignorant, but mi cyaah understand how some oman tek man like dog, den suddenly tun lesbian. i’m not saying lipps tek man like dog, cuz i don’t know har business, i’m speaking in general.

    if mi cyaah get no man, mi wi use a dildo, a blow up man doll,a tree stump, a banana, anything, but not no rass oman. mi feel fi vomit juss tinking about it.

  • Tawkchuet says:

    That’s where I’m confused too cause some of them after 3 odd kids n how much men them discover say dem like women I can’t understand that one n I don’t want to anyway I don’t know Lipps either smh

  • smartie says:

    @original goodas mine he say u r the one to go aftet the experience & remember once he get d experience he would want it again.

  • Hotstepper...formerly peeper says:

    I dont think they discovered they like women, I think they always did but because of society’s view on it they stayed with men. Things have changed drastically since lately, so i feel they just feel more comfortable and at ease coming out

  • Ana says:

    Smh, y unu nuh loh Lippz mek she live? She’enjoying herself, if ah man, dog, john crow or whatever else she chooses, ah fo har life! As long asah nuh minor
    ! Nuff ah unno wish unno did have a happy relationship like weh Lippz have, even if ah fi suck pussy, furthermore she nuh shame of what she ah do, nuff ah unno ah Shy bowas and Batty hypocrite! Ah baaaayyy mi fren Happy, nuff ah unno sad sad sad!

  • Fyahwife says:

    :tkp

    Mawtin Met…woosah

  • Met says:

    morning fyah

  • Riches says:

    Ana, nobody doah grudge your fren she look like a starved animal, to each his own but she jus look forceful and nasty ewwwwww. Morning Metty and metters

  • ISpy (With my two big black eyes) says:

    some a dem dun out as f— no glue no allum..and then dem run to woman and dildo fi satisfaction weirdosssssssss, how di f— you fi a run from man weh have a dick sey yuh hate man and a use Dildo ?

  • Met says:

    ispy u know i gwine start sell it :tkp

  • Jules says:

    Met, a how u nuh put up mi Dancehall idol Shevonne in a long time? You know mi a Shevonne’s biggest fan pon di four corners of di earth, heck, chu di entire universe..cho man. Help a sista out Metty.

  • Met says:

    Jules :ngakak a whey day mi mind run an har ooo

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Look here Lipps fren no here now, no body no grudge Lipps fi har fish breath 2) pussy too ugly fi siddung pon face n if unnu so happy wid unnu nasty living y unnu a go round a try prove n show say unnu happy when my man send on him 12 inna my belly bottom n fix mi nicely mi no need fi open mi mouth r post a picho cause from u see me walk n mi face u know say mi rasssss HAPPY so GTFOH wit that

  • Chocolate says:

    @Tawkchuet 1:17 High five fi di comment…..especially bout the 12″ *Wink*

  • Tawkchuet says:

    :thanks2 @ Chocolate

  • Yep! says:

    :travel

  • gosh says:

    she ugly anyways lol

  • Yep! says:

    My Likkle boy toy keep on a come to me with the 3some business. Mi nuh know ya man; mi been a ponder ponder pan it fe a while now, but mi jus cyaah bring miself to actually doing it. I think I bawl out yes yes in the heat of the moment because the crotches nyaaming and daggering is soooooooo amazing but when him done I jus wa roll ova and gah mi bed; girls… Is that normal?? Please don’t judge me :/

  • Brightlight says:

    @Chuet fi dat 1:17 comment
    :rate :2thumbup

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Brightie same so

  • Met says:

    yeppie mi need willie fi come seh get thee hence today right yasso :maho

  • LUNDUN says:

    met if willie eva cum seh so, mi drop right yasso 2deh :ngakak

  • Tawkchuet says:

    187 Dem a caaa hear u from wah day u get rich man lol hard work a kill me if u see me u see the stress lol
    Yes man dem need fi wash n wash properly

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Yep don’t start anything whey u not prepared to do for the duration of the relationship dats all mi can say

  • Met says:

    lundun him need fi come because yeppie too bad _________________________________________________

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Wrong post for my 1:59 comment boy mi a mad mi a try keep up wid unnu tidday cause mi miss JMG bad lol

  • LUNDUN says:

    met yeppie 2 bad mi cyaah badda wid har.

    willie soon cum sort out di ting.

    so yeppie, if u do go ahead an do the 3some, will u have sex with the girl?

  • Met says:

    bwaay mi cyah stay :tkp

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Mi a beg a ride Met cause Wat a question?

  • Chocolate says:

    :tkp u wait deh likkle Metty ah coming….huff puff huff puff

  • LUNDUN says:

    met cum back here cuz mi need u fi translate weh yeppie ago seh :malu2

  • Brightlight says:

    Yeppie doan dweet! These men too damn nuff these days. They know it’s a man shortage so they’re asking their women to do shit they would have never asked to do in a million years.

    Or they asking cuz they hear it in so much songs by male artist. A fren tell me she do a 3-some wid her man and another chick and after she watch di chick suck and swallow her man dick she get BEX and done di whole thing right then and there! No man, mi radda yuh tek yuh f— pon di road. Mi nah watch no gal f— an suck mi man.
    :hoax2

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Brightie ur so right that’s y men get so f—ing bright these days eno mi no inna di foolishness bout u haffi do fi hold man mi nah try hold none cause while mi busy a do all these things fi hold him mi a give away my self likkle by likkle till there is no more me just him n him desires dem lucky kmft

  • Yep! says:

    Girls mi tyad fe tell unu ova and ova again… WE ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP!!!!…he and I are friends ( with wonderful benefits)… He is currently on buddy strike cause him claims to see me do summen the other day inna club and it pissed him off suh mi jus politely remind him seh you anuh my man. If a nex man a ningy inna mi ears hole and you take it upon yourself to get jealous a your strife dat cause when you get ready fe blow inna gal ears hole I don’t say shit bout it; I just laugh cause I know 2 can play that game. Now mi want a slam and the f—a naah return none a mi text messages dem; guess I gotta pop in one a my porn dvd’s and gwaan massage mi clitoris til mi drop asleep……. :nerd

  • Yep! says:

    A di tongue mi really wa siddung and bubble pan like a true porn star pow pow pow>>>>>

  • Jules says:

    @Yep you should never do anythig that goes against your belief system. Furthamore, the asker has not even committed themself to you, why would you even contemplate doing something that goes against the core of who you are, for someone who has not committed to you and has nothing to lose? That’s not to say because a man is your husband you should do anything he wants either, we are all on this earth as individuals. All I am saying is, when you do things that go against the core of your being, you are devaluing yourself, and down the road you will be filled with resentment, even hate the man and it will cause spiritual imbalance in you.

    Now, if deep down in your heart you have always been curious, or wanted to do that, then that is different, because it was always something that did not strike you as distateful. Even in fantasies some should remain in the realm of the mind because many a person have been destroyed because of acting out on their fantasies. Act with wisdom and truth in your decisions.

  • Brightlight says:

    Well Yeppie it seems like you yourself are curious about the 3-some.
    :nerd

  • Yep! says:

    Yuh know summen Lundun, that is a really good question. It depends on how much alcohol I’ve consumed that evening, plus me naah f— pan nuh hungry belly so he BETTA come with the finest of the finest da nite deh cause dat will be an experience of a lifetime. He wants me to, but like mi sehs, it sound good when him a dagga out mi claat, but afterwards when he be wantin to cuddle like we married n’ shit, I be like, ” huh?”. I jus mek him talk and Likkle afta dat mi start pretend fe sleep and snore… Eyes wide open.

  • Yep! says:

    Bright I am very curious about it…… With 2 men….. Not a girl…..honesty is the best policy here so mi a beg unu duh… Nuh badda scandal mi and kick mi out a the JMG fambly. Mi nuh wa nuh gal crotches nuh where near mines and honestly.. I don’t understand the whole lesbian thing. I just don’t get it. But there is a lil devil in me that wants to take a walk on the wild side…… With 2 men. He’s against that though..

  • Yep! says:

    I think I’m so comfortable with being sexually involved with him that I want to experience certain things with him, but his attitude is questionable. I’m almost certain that I will try it one day… When I don’t know… But I can’t lie again… It is on my bucket list of things to do…. Lemme get on up outta here :tkp :tkp :tkp

  • Brightlight says:

    LOL Yeppie you is a mad woman
    :peluk

  • Observer says:

    yeppie fi get ban

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Yep I respect ur honesty

  • Yep! says:

    Thanks Tawk; I am too Renk to tell a lie cause mi tell it like it is cause mi nuh have time fe a tell one lie… Figet the fuss lie jus fe turn roun and mek up a 2nd lie, so just tell the truth. I do have selective memory though; memba weh mi want and figet the rest. Servah ban mi fe wa? :siul

  • NAH LOOK says:

    Lippz..oohhh buoy
    Im leaving..
    Lippz yuh knu mi tell yuh live yuh life last weekbut dif also shey just live n be simple..yuh membah
    Dis yah life nuh need no hyping..
    To each his own lippz n please fix yuh eyebow
    chu bomboclatte

  • Little Willie says:

    Yep! kill mi todeh. You a f—ing freeeeeek. My kinda girl…..yeessss sireeee.

  • LUNDUN says:

    yeppie, u know mi like u, yeah man u juss talk di tings an u seem real.

    u gimmi jokes, tanks fi ansa mi question. di reason mi ask is because u seem to like men, so mi woulda luv fi know, what made u get attracted to a woman sexually cuz mi juss cyaah undastan dat part. but u seh a two man u woulda do it wid so u can’t ansa dat question.

  • Chanel says:

    I am happily married and I introduced 3 sums to my man but I have to find the females. And frankly I love it since I like females and it turns me on watching him with one. So yep if you feel like exploring dont feel ashamed to try it

  • Yep! says:

    Lundun me is as real as they come. I am a very quiet person but mi funny yuh f—; love gi joke and always a skylawk. I will honestly say that if you don’t know me you won’t like me cause mi carry miself very very stooshly and I always have a serious demeanor cause when yuh pretty like me, people always a hate and me’s a girl weh nuh ramp fe slice a gal and lick off a bwoy face ( if need be), but other than that, I am real quiet and laid back; mi like nuff a unu on here too cause I can read between the lines and know seh most a y’all are some chill ass people with great senses of humor, which I love!! Now!!! When it comes to men, this is how mi stay…..I have NEVER… And I repeat… NEVER chased after a man, cause as a young girl growing up, my granny always told me that a lady should always behave like a lady in public and should never approach a man of interest, because that isn’t lady like, and to this day, those are the principles that I live by. If there is a guy that I’m attracted to, I keep my cool. A guy knows who he’s attracted to, and if it’s you, then it’s you, but if its not you, then it’s not you. Funny enough, I’m attracted to men that aren’t frightened fe attractive women and will approach me one a way. I like men who are genuinely interested in my likes/ dislikes…basically getting to know me because once we’ve established those grounds and there is chemistry and we actually like one another, sex comes naturally. Man fe learn dem tingz deh bout women; MAJOR turn off when men a look pumpum, get it, disappear and try come back round fe seconds rather than take the time to get to know the girl ( even for a friendship), get the pumpum so when time come fe you get seconds, ain’t but a phone call away. I LOVE LOVE LOVE men that have other interests asides from sex; talk to me about politics, world events, your likes/ dislikes, anything other than sex. I’m attracted to men who are quiet/ laid back as well. Feel free to ask me anything y’all want mi nuh mind atall.

  • Yep! says:

    Oh my!!!! Really Chanel???????????????? Thanks for your blessings. I know for a fact that I will do it one day, I just don’t know when. Yes Willie me is a freak, but I will tell you this….I am not a run aroun town girl suh if me a freak a 1 man mi a freak. A suh mi stay. Even when me and misa man naah talk cause him get pan mi raas nerves more time, mi nuh gi weh mi ting to nuh Otha man, but he got til May 1st to respond to my damn text messages cause I needs to get laid. Come May 2nd and mi nuh hear from him a time fe move on.

  • eyecandy says:

    3some nuff inna dancehall..right inna di tristate deh..It slip outa one yute mouth afta mi a mek joke bout orgy. A nuff private 3 some/orgy party a gwaan but yuh affi inna di mix fi know

  • Yep! says:

    Suh Willie……….. :siul

  • Yep! says:

    No Lundun.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I am NOT bi-sexual or attracted to women ATALL!!! My BT ( short for boy toy) wants us to have a 3some and I would cause he is hella sexy and I do care a lot about him ( maybe even the L word), but NO MA’AM!!!!!! I have never been with nor think about women in a sexual manner. I just love the dutty talking when him a dagga mi but when it done mi nuh wa hear nutten bout no other clitoris but mine. Now a 3some with 2 men is something that I’ve always been curious about…have never done that either, but it deh pan mi bucket list and once mi mek up mi mind fe do summen it ago get done

  • Yep! says:

    Would I do a 3some with another woman because I ( L) him?…. Yes…but would I just up,and have sex with a woman….absolutely NOT!! Would I watch him give a girl some hard pounding…ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!….. All because he is absolutely smoking hot and he turns me on, even when he gets on my last nerve.

  • Met says:

    Yep mi believe u seh u nuh like women u love gi joke a true

  • LUNDUN says:

    met talk to yeppie no man

    yeppie seh she a gi missa man till may 1st, cum may 2nd, dog nyam him suppa.

    smaddy lift mi up cuz mi slip an cyaah get up :hammer

  • Yep! says:

    Metty mi nuh sample nor lick nuh gal crotches front on a regular day, but on that very special night ( AFTA wi dun nyaam dinna and drink and get well well tipsy), yes I will do a 3some ( with another woman) with him. I’ve never ever considered doing it with anyone else, but with him……..mmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D :kissing:

  • Yep! says:

    Lundun him have a way bout him weh mi nuh like. He knows cause a him alone a look unda mi skirt, he’ll play hard to get and find any likkle reason fe put mi pon buddy strike, but dog bout fe nyaam him suppa plus dessert. Mek May 2nd reach roun and my hands still deh inna mi draws front…heh heh ( inna mi best African voice)

  • Dwrl says:

    But met Jada can talk?? The only reason she still got will a the amount a women she gave him, was an open relationship so will can f000 every other gal and still stay WID HAR her last resort?? :nerd

  • Dwrl says:

    @yep you describing me to RASS @the 8:40 comment

  • Dwrl says:

    Oh shit YEP a confess :siul

  • Dwrl says:

    I WILL DO ANYTHING BASED ON THE TIME, MOOD AND PERSON. BUT CERTAIN THINGS I JUST WON’T LEFT DEM THINGS TO SPICE UP MI MARRIAGE WHEN THAT TIME COME. If man want oo,am he better go find her though because mi no DAT brave

  • Yep! says:

    Yes Dwrl; men think dem a di don when dem sleep with a woman and earn a stripe; No!! A nuh suh it work; man a real don when him ketch the girl and can keep her…happy and satisfied. That is when you have all of her…mind, body and soul. Fellas get with the program!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    YEP. you seems like a nice person and meh know seh yuh luv this man yah weh yuh a rave bout, but if you are honest within yourself ,it nuh look like dissa man yah really check feh yuh too good at all. yuh seh uh pretty an all a dat therefore unless you are lacking something why are you allowing this man to treat yuh like trash? yuh nuh see seh a degrade dissa man yah a try degrade yuh bout threesome and yuh an him a just fukkapatner?. yuh nuh see seh thisa man yah a play reverse psychology wid yuh? yuh a wait till 2 may? an weh inna march now? it look like yuh mek dis trifiling pieceaman think seh him is alladat and him more dan yuh. yuh need to take your self esteem from affa the floor weh it drop to and big up yourself. no f—ka man weh nuh commit himself deserve to have the opportunity to meck threesome request unless him know seh him have yuh wan way which is no good. yuh better get ready feh give up that deh 3some when him come back cause that will be his terms for doing so, oh sad/. please dont think that i am trying to put you down, far from that. in the past i have had friends who were in love with persons who were not in love with them and those persons pushes the bounderies to see how far they could go by making silly demands to boost their small time egos. these kind of people will neve love you because in their minds they know that only a fool could have fallen for their behaviour. wise up yeppie.even if the f— good remember that yuh are worthy than a good f—.

  • Anonymous says:

    :salahkamar

    (Simplicity nah sign in)

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