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Title: Bad influence

Message Body:
Met I’m sure u’ve heard of Claudia badup. Dis ole longtime big woman weh always deh a dance a gwaan like she a young gal. Mi a talk to wah girl di other day and she a tell mi how Claudia badup train dis girl from Connecticut weh name natalee greataz fi tief and now di girl get hold and deh inna immigration lock up over a year now and not even a letter dutty badup nuh send har! And di worst part bout it badup is suppose to be natalee son godmother and not even call she nuh call fi check pon di Pickney. And den mi her seh natalee man sickly him have kidney problem and him have fi go dialysis 3 times a week so him cyaah really work and right now dem cyaah find money fi pay lawyer. An met mi a tell u seh family nuh good because mi hear seh di girl use to send crazy barrel a tings go Jamaica go sell and dem use up har money an now none a dem cyaah help her.
But a one ting mi haffi seh is dat ur day ago come dutty Claudia badup. Di girl come a merica wid her greencard in har hand and wen it was time fi she get har citizenship she couldn’t get it because a di felony dem weh she have fi tiefing.
Not to say badup force har fi do nothing but peer pressure is a hell of a ting. She corrupt di girl mind and now dat the girl back is against the wall she’s not there for her.

It just bun mi cause a suh nuff a dem longtime big woman deh prey pon di young girls dem true dem wah par wid look good people. Den dem dish dem dirt….!

IT DEH A ENGLAND

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Message Body:
This gal name keisha is england biggest reject all she do is tek people’s man and mind them up. any man she meet she says ”baby i have a present for you” and buy them a car. dont you see demus dun you out and move up yuh up an da barber youth run you true you (Edited). now you pick up the world worst notrious babyfather wiskey that dont mine his’s pickney dem. i wonder if him start mine tamara or munchie pickney dem or the other one he get the other day with scotty british babymother friend mi want to know coz nobody see she??. i don’t know who’s worst him or lucky?????. keisha all you do f— down england and (Edited)the man dem cocky coz your p– dont have no use. you ah hype and say you ah go uni but as soon yuh get the uni money you go mind the man them. you lie say your from caymans ah lie that your from cockburn pen WEST KNGSTON keisha member i know longgggggg time!!

DUH BETTA DUH BETTA………REAL BAD PEOPLE

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Message Body:
candy married old foot bernard just to mek it look good home office give her three years inna her book LONDON TUN UP DWRCL

WATCH

FALLAH MI BUT NUTTIN BLANK…AND NUH DRAW NUH BLANK

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MI NAH CALL NUH NAME AND UNNO MUS KNOW A WHO………MEMBA DI LOCK UP WHEY GWAAN A FLORIDA WID PEOPLE DEM NICE AND CLEAN CARD A DIRTY UP DEM CREDIT? DEM SEH IS THE SAILOR MAN (uno know a who) BABY MADDA BIG FREN AND A SHE GI DEM FI PLASTIC FI USE UP..DEM SEH WEN DI BANGLE GO ON WHEY DAY DI BIG MAN TALK UP SEH A SHE GI HIM DI TINGS…………..JUS LIKE DAT SO DEM SEH DI GIRL TEK WHEY HARSELF …DIS A DUS PARTY …
P.S DEM SEH DI REAL WIFE WORK A NORDSTORM

SHE STRIKES AGAIN!

WTF AFRICA- THE CASE OF THE DLAWRENCE SNAKE

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SHOCKING: Snake demands cash, spends night at police station

There was pandemonium in Zengeza 3 Extension, Chitungwiza on Monday as a woman sought help from a self-styled prophet amid claims that a snake (cobra) had travelled from Mhondoro and ‘stormed’ her house before demanding cash!

The unidentified prophet surrendered the dangerous reptile at St Mary’s police station later. The snake was by Monday night being ‘detained’ at the police station to catch alive. Anxious residents thronged the police station to catch a glimpse of the cobra before they were dispersed.

Narrating the spine-chilling incident, a person who was following the issue said:

“The woman consulted the prophet requesting him to conduct prayers at her house as she was having sleepless nights. She said she was hearing voices. The prophet then accompanied her to her house where they prayed and moments later a cobra emerged and it started demanding cash and spirit medium regalia. The snake vowed not to disappear until it was given $100 and spirit medium robes. The spirit filled prophet grabbed the snake and led the woman to St Mary’s police station,” said the eye witness.

By last night the snake was still being kept at St Mary’s police station where it had been stashed in a sack. There was no immediate comment from the police.

The prophet also claimed that the snake had indeed ‘spoken’. This is however not the first time that a Zimbabwean prophet has been involved in ‘miracles’ involving snakes. Last year a Kambuzuma businessman, Bernard Muza was nearly beaten by angry Harare residents after Prophet Tsungai Makumbe ‘spiritually’ caught the youthful businessman hiding a snake in his bag while receiving prayers at Masowe.

“While prophesying, I asked him to open his bag and the puff adder snake came out and we killed it before he admitted that it was left in his possession by his late father for ritual purposes,” Prophet Tsungai.

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