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DOLLY GIVE IT TO DEM GIVE IT TO DEM

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WHEN THE THREAD GOES BEFORE THE NEEDLE

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NOW PPL TELL ME WTF IS THIS SHI WEARING LOOKING LIKE A CURTAIN WID DRAPES @D END DJ KARTATE (KENNY) YUH CYAAN SPEN SOME MONEY PON YU GAL.D TWO A OONU IS A BIG POPISHOW!! MET TELL MI WEH OONU THINK BOUT D OUTFIT.

WHY UNNO A BADDA DAFFY?

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WTF AFRICA- MAN BEATS 14 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND FOR OVERSPENDING

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A Harare man who assaulted his 14-year-old live-in lover for misusing money appeared in court last week on charges of having sexual relations with a girl under the age of consent and of assault. Tonderai

Choko (21) of Beta Bricks compound in Mount Hampden pleaded guilty to having sex with a girl under the age of consent and assault charges when he appeared before Harare magistrate Ms Anita Tshuma.The sex charges were, however, then dropped after the State failed to produce a birth certificate to verify the girl’s age.

Ms Tshuma sentenced Choko to a wholly suspended four months imprisonment term on the assault charge and he was fined US$10 (or 30 days).

In November 2012, Choko approached the teenager and proposed love to the girl who consented. Choko invited the teenager to his home on November 2. They started staying together as husband and wife.

On February 2 this year and at around 4 pm the pair had a misunderstanding over use of money.

Choko was not happy over how the teenager was spending money he gave her. As a result, he assaulted her all over the body and she reported the matter to police.

A medical affidavit was produced in court as exhibit.

TASTE NOT THE TROPICS

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WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY ABOUT HEALING- GOODMORNING

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What does the Bible really say about healing?

God is at War: The Spiritual Battle – Don’t Blame God series (2 of 4)

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FAQ: I have heard many Christians say that if a sick person has enough faith, God will always heal him, and that if one does not get healed, it is because he didn’t have enough faith. Others I’ve talked to aren’t sure, but seem to think that healing is not available today. And some say that God is the one who sends sickness to make us humble. Personally, I’m sick of the confusion. What does the Bible really say about healing?

The question you have asked is one to which virtually every Christian wants an answer, and, of course, the Word of God is the only place to find answers. This is a huge subject about which many books have been written, and we cannot begin to cover all the pertinent verses in this brief article. We can, however, show you liberating truth from the Bible that should go a long way toward eliminating your current confusion. To handle this subject, it is probably best to break it down into a series of questions.

Where did sickness, disease, and death originate, and were they part of God’s plan?

There are four main arguments for why these are not a part of God’s plan. The first is that the opening three chapters of Genesis clearly show that God’s original intent was for perfect people to live forever on a perfect earth. Everything God made was “very good” (Gen. 1:31), and neither sickness nor death (which is total sickness) was ever meant to be a part of the picture. It came only when Adam sinned. Not only did mankind suffer as a result of Adam’s sin, but also the entire world has since been held in “bondage to decay” (Rom. 8:21). Even plants and animals get sick and die prematurely. [For further study read Groaning for Liberation.]

Second, the Bible says that, “God is love” (1 John 4:16). Think about that. We are all loving at times, but God is love, which means that by His very nature and unchanging character, it is impossible for Him to think, say, or do anything that is not totally loving. Making people sick to humble them is not being loving.

Third, God created the human body with an amazing, even miraculous, ability to heal itself. Why would He do that if He were also the author of sickness and death? Why would He want to make people sick if their bodies would keep healing themselves? He would be working against Himself. There are some difficult verses in the Old Testament that seem to say that God sent diseases, plagues, etc., but we believe that this can be understood as people bringing upon themselves the consequences of their own sin and unbelief. [For a thorough biblical answer to the problem of evil, sin, and suffering, and answers to these questions raised by verses in the Old Testament, we recommend our book, Don’t Blame God! A Biblical Answer to the Problem of Evil, Sin, and Suffering.]

Finally, Jesus always did the will of God, and he never made anyone sick. In fact, he healed “…all that were oppressed of the devil…” (Acts 10:38-KJV). Therefore, God’s will must also be to heal people. Colossians 1:15 says that Jesus is the “…image of the invisible God…,” meaning that Jesus always said and did what his Father wanted him to, and he became the reflection of his Father’s glory. Thus he could say: “…Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father…” (John 14:9), meaning that he flawlessly represented God to the world in a tangible, touchable way.

If sickness and death are not part of God’s plan for mankind, why are they rampant? Isn’t God in control of these things?

No, He isn’t (1 John 5:19). First, it is essential to understand that God gave humans complete and genuine free will. Adam chose to sin, and thus brought disease, death, and destruction into the world. That is not God’s fault. The Fall unleashed a host of germs and viruses that were not part of God’s original plan.

Second, human beings have not lived in accordance with God’s laws. He gave many laws to Moses pertaining to cleanliness and healthful practices, which, if followed, ensured the health of the people. Also, God gave them food laws that helped protect them from disease.

Third, modern man has added to food innumerable chemicals, hormones, pesticides, etc., that are essentially toxic to the human body. These chemicals produce illnesses of all kinds. Modern farming techniques have also depleted the soil of substances that the body needs for health, and, unless people take a mineral supplement, they can become malnourished and diseased. Vitamins contained in healthful food are often lost in the process of getting to market, or later on in the cooking process. Vitamin deficiencies are responsible for many illness and unhealthy conditions. Plus, many Western folks eat way too much, bringing on themselves all manner of health problems. [For further study read Nutrition and Healing.]

Fourth, most people are often anxious, afraid, angry, bitter, etc., and such attitudes do bad things to the human body, even as happiness acts like a medicine. People also deliberately ingest things that are not healthy, like drugs, or are the victim of environmental toxins of which they are unaware.

What steps, if any, has God taken to bring about healing for mankind?

First, “He sent his word, and healed them…” (Ps. 107:20-KJV). God’s Word heals when it is received, understood, and believed.

Second, He sent the Living Word, Jesus Christ, in whom is complete healing.

Luke 4:18 and 19 (KJV)
(18) The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,
(19) To preach the acceptable year of the Lord.

Not only did Jesus heal those who came to him with faith, he also empowered and instructed his disciples to do likewise:

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He called his twelve disciples to him and gave them authority to drive out evil spirits and to heal every disease and sickness.

God anointed Jesus with holy spirit power for his mission on earth, and, since his exaltation as “Lord,” Jesus has anointed each person who believes in him with the same gift of holy spirit. The Lord Jesus is still highly invested in energizing signs, miracles, and wonders, because they are, if you will, part of his advertising campaign. Every Christian now has the same power and authority to heal that Jesus had, and those in the first century Church knew and believed that. For example:

Acts 28:8 and 9 (KJV)
(8) And it came to pass, that the father of Publius lay sick of a fever and of a bloody flux: to whom Paul entered in, and prayed, and laid his hands on him, and healed him.
(9) So when this was done, others also, which had diseases in the island, came, and were healed:

One of the manifestations of the spirit Christians can utilize is “gifts of healing,” and some are gifted to be “workers of miracles,” which we believe includes miraculous healing. Clearly, God has provided for healing in many ways.

Then why don’t we see more healing occurring in the Church today?

The simple answer is usually a lack of faith, but there is a lot more to healing than merely faith. Although we do see some miraculous healings, there are a number of factors that affect faith and healing that we need to explore. One of them is attitude. Too often people approach the subject of healing with an attitude that limits their trust in God.

There is a foundational distinction in the area of healing that we should all understand in order to adopt the right attitude. We know that health and wholeness is God’s will, and that He has empowered us to heal via the holy spirit, but that does not mean that healing is a right, or something that we can demand or “claim,” as some teach. When properly understood, we believe that Scripture reveals that healing is a gift that is received by faith. In the United States we have certain “rights” guaranteed us by our constitution. We have the right to free speech, freedom of assembly, and freedom of religion, and these rights are something we can demand. As sons of God, we also have certain rights. Unlike a right, a gift is not something that one can demand. We see that demonstrated in the Gospels in the ministry of Jesus Christ. No one came to Jesus and demanded to be healed. They asked for Jesus to heal them. A gift is given voluntarily, without payment, and is usually presented to the recipient to show favor. Redemption, salvation, and eternal life are some of the gifts God has given us because of His great mercy and grace. He is merciful because He has withheld from us what we truly deserve for our sins, which is death, and His gifts demonstrate His unmerited favor towards us. Healing is one of those precious gifts. We didn’t earn it and we don’t deserve it. Whenever and wherever healing occurs, it is always because of God’s mercy and grace. Note how David associated healing with God’s mercy.

Psalm 41:3 and 4
(3) The Lord will sustain him on his sickbed and restore him from his bed of illness.
(4) I said, “O Lord, have mercy on me; heal me, for I have sinned against you.”

The Apostle Paul also recognized that healing was a result of God’s mercy.

Philippians 2:26 and 27
(26) For he [Epaphroditus] longs for all of you and is distressed because you heard he was ill.
(27) Indeed he was ill, and almost died. But God had mercy on him, and not on him only but also on me, to spare me sorrow upon sorrow. (See also Matt. 17:14 and 15, 20:30-31; Mark 5:18 and 19, 10:46 and 47; Heb. 4:16-5:1; James 5:11; Isa. 58:6-8.)

What is the importance of understanding healing as a gift and not a right?

It is important first because of the difference between truth and error, and because only truth sets us free (John 8:32). To the degree that we have error we also have bondage, and wrong teaching always produces wrong results. Too much of what passes for “Christian” teaching today comes from tradition and culture rather than from God’s Word.

In America, we tend to think in terms of rights and entitlement, but in the biblical culture people thought in terms of patronage. There were serious limitations of goods and services, and if you were to get what you needed, you often had to depend upon the generosity of a patron, whether a landowner, a wealthy person, or an emperor. Analogous to that cultural paradigm, God is a generous patron to whom we can confidently look for the satisfaction of a need, not by “claiming a right,” but by virtue of His generosity and goodness. We believe this is how the first-century Christians viewed healing. In God and Jesus Christ we have the wonderful provision of physical healing, which was first demonstrated by Jesus and then by his followers. We trust our heavenly Father and our risen Lord for healing, and give them the glory. If it were a right, we could congratulate ourselves for asserting our rights, and that is not true faith/trust.

When we have a right to something, we can, and generally should, assert that right. But asserting or demanding something to which we do not have a right carries with it an element of arrogance, an attitude God resists (Prov. 3:34, 15:25, 21:4). When the Old Testament saints came and offered a sacrifice to God, they had no absolute assurance that God was going to grant their request. On the contrary, the tension of not knowing if your sacrifice was acceptable actually engendered humility, which is something He requires when He gives grace. Though Christ’s atonement did make many things available to us, we receive these by trust and confident expectation in the Generous One, not by asserting our rights. The difference in attitude is subtle, but is the difference between biblical faith and arrogant presumption. “…God opposes the proud, but gives grace to the humble” (James 4:6).

God desires mercy, not sacrifice (Hosea 6:6). The Israelites were approaching Him with the attitude that they merely had to comply with the outward, sacrificial requirements of the Law. They wrongly focused on the sacrifice and not on the heart, that is, the relationship that God desired to have with them in their coming to Him as He prescribed. Our God is not a vending machine, nor is He one merely transacting business with us. Our Father desires an intimate relationship with each of His children. He gives to us in order to bless us and to engender joy, thanksgiving, and more trust in return on our part. “Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need” (Heb. 4:16-KJV).

Learn a Language Sunday: Amharic Basics

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Some phrases in this phrasebook still need to be translated. If you know anything about this language, you can help by plunging forward and translating a phrase.

It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice

Just for the sake of being “friendly,” please do not use the informal greetings with the elderly, dignitaries or generally with people who are not your friends. Respect for elderly and people with authority is paramount in Ethiopia. Therefore, in order not to give your acquaintance a wrong impression of yourself, make sure you adjust your behaviour according to the circumstances.

Hello. (formal)

Tena yistilign. (ጤና ይስጥልኝ )

Hello. (informal)

Selam. (ሰላም )

Hello. (informal between friends)

Halo. ( )

How are you? (respectful to elder)

Dehina newot? ( ደህና ነዎት?)

How are you (informal, to a man)

Endemin-neh? ( )

How are you (informal, to a woman)

Endemin-nesh? ( )

Fine, thank you.

Dunna ñuey. ( )

What is your name? (to a man)

Simeh man naw? ( ?)

What is your name? (to a woman)

Simish man naw? ( ?)

My name is ______ .

Sime ______ yibalal. ( _____ .)

Pleased to meet you.

siletewaweqin dess bilognal . (ስለተዋወቅን ደስ ብሎኛል)

Please.

Ebakih. (to a man)

Please.

Ebakish. (to a woman)

Thank you (very much).

(Betam) ahmesugenalew. ( )

You’re welcome.

Minem Aydelem. (meaning ‘no problem’ )

Yes.

awo. ( )

No.

aye; aydelem. ( )

OK.

ishi ( )

Excuse me. (getting attention)

Yiqirta. ( )

Excuse me. Do you have a minute

Yiqirta, anda gazay ( )

Excuse me. (begging pardon)

Yiqirta. ( )

I’m sorry.

Yiqirta. ( )

I don’t understand.

Algebinem.

Goodbye

Dehna hun. (to a man)

Goodbye

Dehna hugni. (to a woman)

Goodbye (informal)

Ciao. (Taken from Italian)

I can’t speak name of language [well].

[ ]. ( [ ])

Do you speak English?

Englizegna tichilaleh? (to a man)

Do you speak English?

Englizegna tichiyalesh? (to a woman)

Is there someone here who speaks English?

Englizegna michel sew aleh/alew?

Help!

‘erdata! ( !)

I’m sick.

AhMOINyal.

Look out!

! ( !)

Good morning.

Dehna aderk (to a young man): Dehna aderu (Elderly man/ more formal)

Good morning.

Dehna adersh (to a woman):Dehna aderu (Elderly woman/ more formal)

Good morning.

Dehna aderachu ( more than one person)

Good evening.

. ( )

Good night.

Dehna eder. (pronounced Denadur)(to a man)

Good night.

Dehna ederee. (pronounced Denaduree)(to a woman)

Good night (to sleep)

. ( )

I don’t understand.

Algebagnem. ( )

Where is the toilet?

Shintabet yet new?

[edit]Problems

[edit]Numbers

0 = Zero

1 = And

2 = Hoolet

3 = Sost

4 = Arat

5 = Amest

6 = Sidist

7 = Sebat

8 = Sement

9 = ZeTegn

10 = Aser

11 = Asra-and

12 = Asra-hoolet

20 = Haya

21 = Haya-and

30 = Selasa

40 = Arba

50 = Hamsa

60 = Silsa

70 = Seba

80 = Semanya

90 = ZeTena

100 = Meto

200 = Hoolet-meto

300 = Sost-meto

1000 = Shee

2000 = Hoolet-shee

[edit]Time

[edit]Clock time

The day starts at 1 se’at ke tewatu(o’clock in the morning) = 7am

2 se’at = 8am

3 se’at = 9am

4 se’at = 10am

5 se’at = 11am

6 se’at = 12pm

7 se’at = 1pm

8 se’at = 2pm

9 se’at = 3pm

10 se’at = 4pm

11 se’at = 5pm

12 se’at = 6pm

1 se’at ke’mishitu (o’clock in the evening) = 7pm

2 se’at = 8pm

3 se’at = 9pm

4 se’at = 10pm

5 se’at = 11pm

6 se’at ke’lelitu (o’clock in the night) = 12am

7 se’at = 1am

8 se’at = 2am

9 se’at = 3am

10 se’at = 4am

11 se’at = 5am

12 se’at = 6am

[edit]Duration

[edit]Days

Sunday = Ehood

Monday = Segno

Tuesday = Maksegno

Wednesday = Erob

Thursday = Hamoos

Friday = Arb

Saturday = Qdame

[edit]Months

September = Meskerem

October = Tikimt

November = Hidar

December = Tahisas

January = Tir

February = Yekatit

March = Megabit

April = Miyaziya

May = Ginbot

June = Senay

July = Hamle

August = Nehasie

[edit]Writing time and date

[edit]Colors

Black = Tiqoor

White = NeCH

Red = Qey

Blue = Semayawi

Green = Arengwade

Yellow = BiCHa

Brown = Buna’aynet/Buna’ma

Purple = WeynTej

Pink = Rose

Orange = Bertukan

Baby blue = Wuhama semayawi

Dark blue = DemaQ semayawi

[edit]Transportation

[edit]Bus and train

[edit]Directions

Right = Qegn

Left = G’ra

Straight ahead = QeTita menged

Opposite = TeQarani/Feet’lefeet

Adjacent = ATegeb/Gon

Turn left = wede g’ra taTef(to a guy)/taTefi(to a girl)/taTefu (to more than one person or to an elderly)

Turn right = wede Qegn taTef(to a guy)/taTefi(to a girl)/taTefu (to more than one person or to an elderly)

[edit]Taxi

[edit]Lodging

[edit]Money

How much?

Sint new?

[edit]Eating

Bread (Ethiopian)

dabo

Curry

wet

Meat (red)

siga

Chicken

doro

Vegetable

ataklt

Spicy

qmemama

Mild

aletcha

Coffee shop

bunna bet

I am a vegetarian

Siga albuelam (literally, “I don’t eat meat”;)

coffee with milk

Buna b’Wetet

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