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10 TYPES OF MEN WOMEN HATE MOST

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10 types of MEN that WOMEN HATE most

It may seem unacceptable, bu­t it is the untitled and untainted truth. These key points have been tested by time and experience:

(1) Women hate Men who are garrulous in nature.
Any attempt to talk too much arouses a woman’s contempt towards a man. It is believed that women do the “talks” while men do the “works.” Nevertheless, however garrulous you are, there’s a woman for you.

(2) Stern-looking Men
Every woman wants her husband/man to be charming even though she fears the risk of losing him to another woman. She prefers the reasonable competition with other women; after all, of what use is a man when he isn’t the “every woman’s dream”?

(3) “Big-GRAMMAR” Men
Constant experience has shown that most women are not fans of Big WORDS. It even irritates them more when the so-called “Big-Grammar” men do not have money to back up their big grammars.

(4) Short men
It is quite unfortunate that the writer of this piece falls into this category of men, however, it is not a social dèfect as far as you got your knowledge, wisdom, skills, attitu­de and above all money. A woman is readily attracted to your money inspite of your shortness, but be careful, this isn’t TRUE LOVE.

(5) Honest boyfriends/ ­dishonest husbands
Take a deep breath, now read this: I’m sure most Ladies would object to this but it is the bitter truth. Most ladies are naturally attracted to guys who lie (Ask Rihanna). Your woman is likely to love you for lying to her, provided those lies are to save your relationship, shee might be hurt in the process, but the moment you arranged some sustainable back-up lies before her, ou might be surprised to hear her say: “Am so sorry, Darling”. ­

Some lies are so sweet that they are like candy, ladies can’t afford to do away with them when they come handy. For instance, you dare not tell your woman that you are squatting with a friend, the love she has for you dies a natural death. Why do you think “players” have more beautiful Ladies than true lovers? On the other hand, as a married man, you can always lie to your wife only when you are completely sure you are ready for a divorce. That will be certainly granted on the grounds of cheat. So, it shouldn’t bother you since you are ready for a divorce. Keep on lying bro! Hehehe.

(6) Insolvent Men
The underlying concept here is the question of: “who foots the bills?” So, You become the boss when it comes to spending money. This is peculiar to average African women, They have the ability to find out how much you’ve got even without looking at your pocket. What readily comes to their minds is: we need money to finance a working or rejuvenate a dead relationship. Conversely, this isn’t the same for some women as they prefer to do the spending, but as a man, you will be made to kowtow to stupor. What are you thinking, my friend? Would you rather be at the mercies of your woman? The choice is yours to make.

(7) Nagging Men/ Women Punchers
I have decided to put these points side-by-side because both complement each other. A man is likely to nag and cry his eyes out when he sees himself as being helpless in his relationship. So­, brothers, please ­ be the men in your relationships, I ­ urge you all. Do not lose your sang froid, no matter what. When you and your woman cry like crybabies during difficult times,who then is the MAN? But for the “Mike Tysons”, brother ­s don’t have time to nag (Ladies beware),if you upset them, you get a punch on your face.

Again, no matter how wicked some “women punchers” may be, some women still prefer them that way. Reason being that most of them are insane, and need those punches to restore their sanities. You hear them say:” I like it when my man beats me, it is romantic”, what a world of confusion? Dear brother Mike Tyson, please be sure to die for your woman because she sees you as bodyguard, If you dare to exhibit your punching skills on a man stronger than you in the club, be sure to die before 5 minutes. Hehehe

(8) Stingy Men
Ladies frown at men who have these ill qualities. At first, they believe that maybe you are just testing their patience, but the moment they notice any foul play, you are in trouble. Stingy brothers are highly economical (that­’s for genuinely stingy brothers). Ladies have coined an adage for stingy brothers(men), it says thus: ” one woman’s stingy man is another woman’s ATM”. So, brothers, don ­’t let ladies kidnap you!

ROOM WAS GIVEN , SO ADVANTAGE IS NOW BEING TAKEN

RICHARD-P-TALBERT

I will be releasing more information on this dude Richard Talbert. The previous post was a warning, and no one understands why I put this dude on blast before.

Richard Talbert is a MAN WHORE and a LIAR. He cannot keep one woman, and he is very abusive and dangerous. I am not the only one who felt his wrath, and I feel I need to warn you females out there to not date this dude!

More details, and pictures to come….. keep posted!!!!!!!

HAPPY BELATED JAMAICA DAY

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HOW MEN DECODE WHAT WOMEN MEAN

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How MEN can decode what their WOMEN really mean

What she says (and what she means). Says she doesn’t want a gift? It really means she didn’t want to be asked
…What she really means
So, Valentine’s Day came and went again, and women across the country said those famous words, “Oh I don’t want a present!”
But men, be warned, take that request literally and you risk being in the doghouse.
Words are not enough … for women, that is. Words are just part of women’s communication process and we’ll often use them in context, adding real meaning with body language or tone of voice. Men, however, tend to use words in a ‘say it straight or you’ll get it crooked’ fashion – which is why they’re often accused of being tactless or blunt.
No questions asked – So if your other half has said she doesn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day, how can you figure out what’s really going on in her head?
What women often mean when we say we don’t want a gift or treat is that we didn’t want to be asked.- Asking shows a lack of understanding of our character and our emotions. If we have to agree to a gift and even tell you what we want, that gift will instantly become unromantic and meaningless. For women, gifts are a measure of understanding and effort on a guy’s behalf.
It’s the thought that counts – while we might say we don’t want a fuss, we do want the guy to want to make one. Confusing, huh! “We want a man to be able to evaluate our words versus our true feelings, just like when we say we’re ‘fine’, when our body language and vocal tone clearly signal that we’re not.”
How to get it just right – So can’t you just come out and ask what she means? Challenging a woman is never a good idea here – Then you’re calling her bluff on the incongruent signalling, or worse, accusing her of lying. Better to plan a surprise which you deliver with the line ‘I know you said you didn’t want anything but I wanted to let you know how I feel about you’. Focus on the outgoing aspect of the gifting process – that you wanted to give it, rather than the fact that she wanted to receive it. Never make her feel greedy.”
Do some detective work – But how do you go about deciding how much fuss to make? If you’re going to bring up the subject of the gift, talk to your partner face to face so you can check out her vocal tone and body language. If she looks or sounds faintly annoyed (tight lips, averted gaze, even a dismissive shrug), then she’s indicating you were wrong to ask, but not wrong to get something. If she laughs and sounds too bright and breezy, she’s being modest. Look for an over-stretched smile and lots of eye contact plus some extravagant gesticulation.
If you manage to make your offer while the gift is in view, i.e. you’re both looking in the jewellery shop window, only focus on her eye gaze. If she wants something she’ll gaze at it longingly despite denying the fact she wants it, or she may look away but then return her gaze to the gift after a pause.
And if you’re still unsure? Remember it’s the gesture that is important, so buy tickets to a concert or gig you know she wants to see, or for a pretty fail-safe option that shows you care and doesn’t cost the earth, cook her favourite dinner.

DI MAN IS HOME! MMHMM

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A WHA AH GWAAN?

WTF AFRICA- STUDENT TURNS GIRL INTO SNAKE FOR MONEY

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SHOCKING PHOTOs: University student turns girl to SNAKE for money in Ng

Around 3pm yesterday, a guy who schools in Houdegbe North American University Benin Republic(HNAUB) was arrested, due to his action of turning a fellow female student to a snake using supernatural powers.
more stories and photos after the cut……

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The guys are said to be 100 Level Business Administration Students of the above named University, to cut the explanation short, they’re freshers who wants to make quick money,they want to drive exotic cars, blast un-worked for money as a result of oppressing their fellow students who happened to struggle hard to complete their education. This culprit happened to travel to down to Port-Novo for the rituals according to the arrested guy.

Pictures of two girls were found in the box which contained the snake. The Snake in the box is actually one of the girls that was used,while the second girl’s head had already been chopped off.

It was a girl that stays in the same compound with them that noticed their strange movements and she therefore reported them to the police. Some of their girlfriends have actually been declared missing for some days now but no one ever imagined that they could have been used for money rituals until the moment they were arrested. People thought the girls had done their “crayfish waka” as usual, not knowing that the girls have been used for rituals.
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Am so sure that the guys in question did the alleged rituals just cause they wanna be tagged “Big Boys” on the campus. They want to be seen as the “popaholics” driving the latest automobiles, wanna use all sorts of electronic device (Iphone, iPad,BB10, BlackBerry Porsche e.t.c). My advice as usual for girls goes thus “If he doesn’t live on his allowance from home or some creative and legitimate ways of making money aside yahoo yahoo, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE (Sare Kaba Kaba). Else You Gonna be Used One Day.
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Home of The Suspected Ritualist

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