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IT DEH A ENGLAND

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This gal name keisha is england biggest reject all she do is tek people’s man and mind them up. any man she meet she says ”baby i have a present for you” and buy them a car. dont you see demus dun you out and move up yuh up an da barber youth run you true you (Edited). now you pick up the world worst notrious babyfather wiskey that dont mine his’s pickney dem. i wonder if him start mine tamara or munchie pickney dem or the other one he get the other day with scotty british babymother friend mi want to know coz nobody see she??. i don’t know who’s worst him or lucky?????. keisha all you do f— down england and (Edited)the man dem cocky coz your p– dont have no use. you ah hype and say you ah go uni but as soon yuh get the uni money you go mind the man them. you lie say your from caymans ah lie that your from cockburn pen WEST KNGSTON keisha member i know longgggggg time!!

65 Responses to IT DEH A ENGLAND

  • Oh Dear says:

    well if nuttin nah gwaan fi her vagina, something a gwaan fi her pocket if every man she tek she can buy dem car, i guess she can live her life however she please cause she nuh bruk!

  • LUNDUN says:

    sumbody can tell dat man seh dat sun glasses neva mek fi fi him kinda face, u affi cute fi pull off dem shades deh.

    exotic ppl nuffy wear exotic shades, dats like a double negative right dere :nohope

  • Just curious says:

    A dem careless low self esteem woman yah mek me affe stripp dung me fb an will not accept no one i dnt kno coz yuh caan meet a stanger as in jamaican man here or jamaica an dem nsa beg cos dem swear yuh a one a de dumb donkey dem

  • Just curious says:

    Typo..naa

  • Tawkchuet says:

    Him nose super exotic lmaoooo

  • Met says:

    chuet :tkp

  • lookcute says:

    nasty whiskey dem fine yu nasty shit fi put you up on the pink wall dis nasty boy go round on breed on woman in England then move on to the next people yu lucky bad dis dog here worst then lucky by far he his the worst man in a dancehall all him do a walk on tell lie for man as for the bitch Keisha she do anything for the hype me wonder if she dnt have any hungry belly family in Jamaica to feed to how she love walk on by man second hand car that all she live for as she work the money she take the man dem shop in but whiskey fix her then move she up nasty Keisha you get a man to stand up in dance with but guest what you or him think yu bingo but you still search in cause nobody want obeah man whiskey him is biggest obeah man in a England but its so funny its like Keisha you fine yr match cause a so you love it every hear shop you work yu run the people who was their be4 you out mi lie yu no easy

  • lookcute says:

    one sender say money in her pocket if million can done grand can done so dnt get wrong on the time a gal pay down pan a man she save her money or give to her family cause when it done the gone as well so wa she ago do then some people to look in they self but as me say the man obeah stand up strong on she love it to England full a ba waste bloodclaat man on gal is like they have nothing to do with their life

  • Anonymous says:

    Tow monkey!!!!!! Lol

  • Nom de plume says:

    Birth control.

  • mi stop read afta mi buck up pon NOTRIOUS it had me weakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

  • Monica London says:

    Dis Ugly man wid him black face and brown chess lol! Nasty Whiskey…dis ole long time man, yu need fi go mine yu yute dem n stop hype inna dance cause nothing nah gwan fi yu. All dis bloodclaat Gyal yah, she need some beaten to cause mi no know a wha dat she a pose wid an a gwan like she a somebody. Him sit around him fren dem n a live off a dem hype,him stink no bumboclaat. How can a woman see dis all up n drape up man n tink him a someting special or dat him have money. Him look HUNGRY NO BLOODCLAAT! Him deh a every dance wid him food collection plate. Him f44k anyting as long as it have a hole. Him f—k DOG,PIG,GOAT all Man . Everytime i see Whiskey him remind me of Road Kill. One of these lame ass bitches must of f000d over his face wid a second hand car cause fi him uglyness not normal. Whiskey fi only get fi fpppk pppy if it involve saving lives cause fu—-ng him tek a strong stomach.

  • road runner says:

    couple of the year…hahahaha funeral time *singing* when the roll is called up YOUNDER….
    when the roll is called up YOUNDER….ashes to ashes dust to dust……..this relationship dead n bury………xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Monica London says:

    Whoieee if I laugh in yah todeh to rass! Whiskey definately look dead jus waiting to be buried. From I was born, dese woman nowadays need some ambition. Watch har no,no damn shame. Whiskey favour bloodclaat MIGHTY JOE YOUNG, bitch please. Unu ketch di chain to kmft.

  • kelly says:

    @MONICA it seem like you have a serious problem with whiskey SNM!!!

    ANYWAY I KNOW WHISKEY IVE KNOW HIM FI YEARSSSSSSSSSS ALSO HE DONT LOVE OR LOVE MANS TINGS……HE HAS A CHILD FOR MY FRIEND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE MINDS HES CHILD!! SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT THEN TALK DA TINGS !!!

    AS FOR KEISHA YOU SOON GET DROP TRUST ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH PARNER DRAW YOU GET IT STILL WONT HOLD HIM TRUST ME!!!

  • Monica London says:

    Kelly shut di f—k up bout I have a problem wid Whiskey! Whiskey ano no baddy that’s what you need fi get to bloodclaat know.Same procedure goes fi everybody whe get put pan di pink wall. There’s either negative or positive feedback.So since there’s nothing positive fi sey bout bloodclaat Whiskey a pure negative mi ago dash out yu lucky. Who give a f===k if yu know him fi years, yu no tink mi know di germs fi years to dats y mi can talk Bitch. You say Child that’s Singular,what about the ress whe him no mine ediat gyal. You a talk like you want f===k your fren man, a how yu a defend di careless cocky so? A beg yu gwan yah before mi really affi start air di dirty laudry.

  • nicky says:

    monica yuh sure yuh nah him babymother????? u sound very angry monica dashhhhhhhhhhhh out nuh u seem to know di tings he cant be that bad mi inna di hair shop and dem ah chat him tings yuh ah seh dont sound right :hammer :hammer

  • kelly says:

    @ monica you really have a problem u sound very bitter like u have three,four five pickney for whiskey and he not looking after them thats not my fault at all kmt !!yes i said what i know he looks after my godchild cant speak for the rest of them you need to have manners and know how to condut yourself and ALSO I DONT WANT TO Fppp WHISKEY I DONT Fooo FRIENDS MAN THATS NOT MY STYLE..

    YOUR A VERY BITTER BITCH YOU MUST BE ONE OF THE BABYMOTHERS!!!

  • Monica London says:

    Kelly all the Bitches that f—ed their friend’s man it was never their style but some how di f—ing always gwan lol.Three, Four,Five Pickney fi who Whiskey hahaha MI NO WORK WID CROSS BREED, Di ole a my pickney dem a str8 human. Yu no see Whiskey favour Gorilla my girl mi no f— animal. One of his babymothers NO!A bitter bitch well call me that if you please but mi nah stop chat. You sound really angry Kelly not my fault, a whe mi do step pan yu bloodclaat corn? Yu know wha mi waan ask yu, yu fren cant read, write,spell or type. Why yu keep running in a defend she,her careless Ugly babyfada and them lame life so.

  • LUNDUN says:

    no man a yasso nice

    good day met

    good day metters

    england riase di machine!!!! talk di tings dem!!!!

  • yoko says:

    _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ yoo jus dash out di tings dem man

  • Woieeeeeeeeeeeeee @ Monica London u have mi role pon d grung!! U no easy! Mi love u comment dem! :ngakak :ngakak :2thumbup

  • Woieeeeeeeeeeeeee @ Monica London u have mi role pon d grung!! U no easy! Mi love u commment dem! :ngakak :ngakak :2thumbup

  • yoko says:

    mi a wonder why monica caan write di tings dem?
    im almost sure monica isnt her real name suh unless if she talk up di ppl dem will kno whom she is……. tell mi if mi rite monica

  • Monica London says:

    Is Yoko your real name?
    Listen today a Satuday, my mada teach me fi look after my pickney dem, wash my draws, clean my house and cook my dinner and prepare fi Sunday so me can only come pan yah when mi get a break. I dont have a problem talking anything because di people dem whe mi mek my comments bout business deh pan light post so mi no know y anybody tink mi fraid fi talk wha me know. Mi done did sey wha me feel like sey mi never know sey me did get a questionaire fi fill out an leff out some a di answer? Lol

  • Met says:

    wash ur draws?

  • Anonymous says:

    Monica your mother never told you after you have Shalla You have to
    wash ur draws?lol

  • Monica London says:

    yes Met

  • Met says:

    u pre wash dem ina di week doe?

  • LUNDUN says:

    mi bloddclaat :ngakak :ngakak

  • LUNDUN says:

    met unno plz to low monica so she can talk di tings dem

    mi want hear di suss plz an tonks.

    di english dem a shell di topic dem, mi lioke it!!

  • Met says:

    lundun mi did haffi ask oo :hammer

  • Monica London says:

    Yes Met…when mi bade mi rinse dem out inna di shower, Place dem nicely over di heater an mek dem dry. Den mi put dem down inna di clothes basket after dem dry, and wash dem all togedda again pan Saturday jus like mamma taught me!

  • LUNDUN says:

    enya 8:07pm, shalla mean ‘peace and goodwill’

    so a which meaning u a gi shalla now?

  • Met says:

    ok monica :thumbup

  • LUNDUN says:

    luk ere, mi cum here fi here suss, not learn fi wash draws lol

    @monical london, come ere yaah, so a how much pickney wisky ave?

  • Anonymous says:

    Monica done lol ha ha ha

  • kelly says:

    @ monica no u never step pon my corn what ah joke dwrcl it sound like mi step pon ur corn coz yuh HOTT FI WHISKEY i really dont understand how ????? no love i dont do friends as i said not my style ive been married for the last 14 yrs and i can call my man’s name MICHEAL BROWN so dont get it twisted and i’m not defending my friend ITS FREE TO POST MY OPINION :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000: :f000:

  • Monica London says:

    Kelly yu a seek employment cause yu hear bout BENEFIT CUT? Nooo mi affi ask because dat hours a di mawning whe mi see yu a reply to my post it look like yu a seek employment from Groupiemet. Sorry mi couldn’t get fi reply earlier It’s cold inna England,especially during di night time n mi did inna mi Kingsize bed tretch out and cover up under mi Anti bacterial all season duvet. Yu lucky! But Kelly, a how yu neva go Touch A White, a wha yu neva know Whiskey deh deh fi go watch the God Fada Cocky lol.
    LUNDUN ask Kelly aka God Mada of Whiskey child a how much pickney Whiskey ave cause she on here all motherfpppng proud of the fact sey her godchild a get mine n di ress a di football team a suck lime. A who di f==k did ask yu yu ediat man name and how much year yu married? A wha, so Micheal Brown did put on Iron draws and padlock pan ur p===y when him married yu 14years ago, gwan yah cause yu mussi tink marriage can stop yu from dash out yu ppppsy.

  • stacy says:

    @ monica from what I’ve read from kelly your really going overboard you keep on saying you will dash tings and don’t …??? Kelly you have time to reply. If your married so long well done oh yeah monica not everyone dash out yes my name Stacy live in catford I’m not afraid to say dnt ave time to hide name

  • murasaki..lazy fi sign innnn says:

    when di england pl dem rope in dem dash out name , marital status, location and even draws washing tips…look ere man, uunuh ah stray from the suss, how can a trying yute like mi cousin secure one a dem dere used ve-he-cles…?

  • LUNDUN says:

    stacey nobody cares who u are or where u come from, all we care about round here is di suss.

    u ready fi go all up inna monica cool aid an all now u no contribute no money fi buy it.

    what can u add to di suss? diss is not about monica or kelly, its about wiskie di exotic creature in the pic and keisha di car dealer. please don’t stray from di point.

    kmt

    good day met

    good day metters

  • Monica London says:

    Tank u @Lundun caa mi no know who care bout Stacey she n whe she come from. Yu cant tell me what mi ago overboard wid. Mek mi add someting else to di story. Smaddy tell mi sey dem see Whiskey a drive new Karr, a Keisha buy it? Lol dis gyal is a proven man clown, look like ano lie di people dem a tell bout dis gyal.

  • yoko says:

    suh all now monica di draws expert nah sey nuhn……yes dis is YOKO an a my name dat.. yah wah di bloodclaat registrar fi JMG?

  • LUNDUN says:

    dash it monica!!!!

    dash it!!!!!

    pernerrrrrrrrp, whiskey get di car from car dealer keisha??? woieeee i cyaah laugh. so keisha a give out car fi tru????

    no sah smaddy send mi har number cuz mi bredda very good looking and will treat har right.

  • Anonymous says:

    Lundy di instigatorrrrrrrrrrrrr :hammer

  • Observer says:

    figet seh mi neva sign on sorry metty

    lundy di instigatorrrrr :hammer

  • LUNDUN says:

    zervah, waah gwaan mi bad fren.

    zervah miami hot wid di suss when it reach di pink wall, england need a likkle draw out so mi a try draw it out lol.

    yoko,cum on man, mine u run monica, cuz a she one mi si a chat di tings till kelly cum tek har on.

    shhhhh mek wi gwaan watch di ride.

  • yoko says:

    :cool

  • Observer says:

    membah seh wpb a ketch up miami slowly but surely oooo

    yuh noe a di maths mi still a duh caw if 3 ooman inna 1 yawd an each bathe err day an change drawz dat a 7 drawz per week fi 3 smaddy = 21 suh deres no space fi cloze wen weekend time cum caw mi noe a onli 3 line mi did hav an 2 line stik no sahhhh :nohope:

  • LUNDUN says:

    zervah, if is jamaica u talking, breeze blow hard and sun shine nuff, so draws dry quick. everybody have dem day when dem wash, atleast weh me cum from, so no clashing no gwaan.

    so zervah, u no wash draws every week? :nerd

    (here we go back to di draws argument again lol)

  • yoko says:

    :ngakak obssssssssssssss

  • yoko says:

    lundun doe falla ar yere

    dis is a suss site… lef di draws pon di heater rostah

  • LUNDUN says:

    yoko :ngakak

  • Observer says:

    yokoooooooooooooooo mi naw laaf oooo

    lundy drawz wash err dayyyyy n heng inna baatroomm wid di lil rack an pin an sumtime wen yuh wah likkle mor dryness inna it yuh duh di radiator drying (not if a white tho lol) but weh yu a talk bout lundy wudda wok nice if weeks had different days membah di yung lady seh END A WEEK an SAVE DEM UP :hammer suh any way yuh add a 7 yuh get unless each week hav 8 dayz den smaddy guh saturday n smaddy guh sunday

    mi still a duh di math mi hav a statistical analysis of the above….mi soun rally bak :tkp

  • yoko says:

    :ngakak si all dem tings yah

    METTY A WEY YUH DE STAR……YUH NU SI DEM GAL YAH USE DI WALL FI A HENG DRAWS PON???

  • Monica London says:

    Bloodclaat unu a gwan like unu no know nottin bout di people dem. Yoko no mi ano di Registrar fi JMG dat a ur job,memba? Or yu figet sey a yu bloodclaat run a enquire bout mi name n di ress a my identity. A Monica meee name, but your parents wicked fi name you Yoko doe. Bout Yoko an mi sure yu ano bloodclaat Japanese wid red hair lol. Gwan yah.Yu too bad.
    Anyhooo, back to di topic
    Yes people it look like Keisha a karr dealer fi tru. Caa man pred out inna new karr mi love. Him ting tunn up yah now. Lol Whiskey hit di jackpot, I guess that will definately keep Keisha’s hype going for a few good months.

  • Observer says:

    :nerd

  • TANIEKA says:

    Hi everyone,

    Whiskey is this really YOU??????? ===ck i come on here alot but never had the need to comment before, ppl its only three months ago this man was looking me telling me he can look after me even better than my man. LMAO told me he has no woman and that he lives all alone. FppG hell good thing i didnt fall for it, thank GOD i didnt get involved with this man. What a shameful calamity this would have ended up being. Even this Keisha girl i have seen her around as well didnt know that he was her man or that she was a car dealer.LOLOLOLOLOLOL This is too hilarious

  • yoko says:

    Monica com’ on man duh betta an gu easy pon di wall lady… we really nuh wah di wall bunn dung an di topic aint about us. Now yuh seem 2 be sumwat half intelligent suh mek mi help yuh wid di odda half
    wen mi mention yuh name it was a rhetorical statement.. wen i asked about di suss wey yuh have if it wud disclose ur identity dat was a hypothetically speaking

    WHY YUH MAD? :kr

  • Observer says:

    yoko a weh dah song deh name weh yuh a lissen :cool

  • yoko says:

    knok knee an di black one collab

  • Little Willie says:

    Keisha, mek mi sen mi bredda come get a Keyfa one a di new cyar. Him kinda exotic like miself, but we see dat nuh matter you. Senn awn yu digits Keysher.

  • PhantomPhoenix says:

    Monica just blaze pon de exotic suh…gwan my girl cause yu nu do crossbreeding…lolol. me nah lie dah dude de look like him cross up wid ninja exotic and two ada exotics.

  • Met says:

    phantom ? :tkp

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